That not what Universe Bowl look like! Where the tuna? Where the prawns? Where the love? Crooked Ryan steal Kims advertising money! Screw you roundeye!
And lord almighty, you were quite the diva during the Universe Bowl poster photoshoot. "Wait... You can't see my Wookie braid... I'm not doing this if Taylor Swift is going to be on it too.... Ugh, I think I blinked, let's do that again."
You were wearing a helmet for god's sake! No one could see if you blinked or not!!
Josh: If you were a "true fan" of the Star Wars Universe you would understand that the digestive system of the relevant Sarlaac found the Mandalorian armor unfit for consumption. Although it was not seen in the movie, because Lucas did not have time to show it, you would realize that there is an actual deleted scene of Fett escaping. For shame! For shame!
Keep drinking the Lucas Kool Aid Becks. The movies speak for themselves. Lucas would tell us that the whole original trilogy was just a dream that Jar Jar had after some second hand death stick smoke, if he thought it would make him a few bucks.
Hey Real Man, we offered you a spot in the league... And you turned it down????
Here are the facts: -You have already put in more time on this blog than most of the members. -You are obviousely a Hella-nerd of Potsy-like proportions. -Your rich-a$$ is sure to own a smart phone, so how "busy" you are is irrelevant. -This league has been made idiot-proof by our new Commish (hence your involvement). -And... As The Artist Formerly Known as Prince would say: "You talk more s**t than a bit". -So either put up or shut up... We have invited you in to the league, and we are offering to help you out with whatever personal issues you may have that could keep you from the low maintenance responsiblities, much like we do for all of its members...
I dont know why I do what I do. I just want friends, but I cant help acting like a douche. Truth is, you are the only people in my life that even respond to me. This is really just a big cry for help. Deep down I know this, and I am sorry, but I just cant admit it. Maybe someday I will get to a point in my life when I can.
FANTASTIC!!!
ReplyDeleteBeyond Amazing!!! You've outdone yourself again.
ReplyDeleteThat not what Universe Bowl look like! Where the tuna? Where the prawns? Where the love? Crooked Ryan steal Kims advertising money! Screw you roundeye!
ReplyDeleteKim get your butterhead out of your ass. Universe Bowl II has tuna and prawns in it. Universe Bowl V has mutant weasel and Mandalorian chicken in it.
ReplyDeleteAnd there's plenty of love. That hurt.
Who you calling Mandalorian Chicken!!!
ReplyDelete-Boba Fett
Boba-
ReplyDeleteYour watcher that's who.
And lord almighty, you were quite the diva during the Universe Bowl poster photoshoot. "Wait... You can't see my Wookie braid... I'm not doing this if Taylor Swift is going to be on it too.... Ugh, I think I blinked, let's do that again."
You were wearing a helmet for god's sake! No one could see if you blinked or not!!
Kim talk about beef hearts! where they go? Ryan contribute idea for weasel on menu, so Kim forgive.
ReplyDeleteChef Kim:
ReplyDeleteYou can use the Sarlaac remains I took with me after I busted out of his hump for your sushi.
-Boba
Oh baby, that private selection! Kim save for winner and we dine like Dear Leader!
ReplyDeleteThe Sarlaac burbed. Boba Fett died in Jedi. E.U. hater fo life!!
ReplyDeleteJosh:
ReplyDeleteIf you were a "true fan" of the Star Wars Universe you would understand that the digestive system of the relevant Sarlaac found the Mandalorian armor unfit for consumption. Although it was not seen in the movie, because Lucas did not have time to show it, you would realize that there is an actual deleted scene of Fett escaping. For shame! For shame!
Tell em Steve-Dave! Its on now!
ReplyDeleteKeep drinking the Lucas Kool Aid Becks. The movies speak for themselves. Lucas would tell us that the whole original trilogy was just a dream that Jar Jar had after some second hand death stick smoke, if he thought it would make him a few bucks.
ReplyDeleteI rise from the ashes!!!! I will wreak havoc, once again!!! I am REAL MAN!!!
ReplyDeleteZZZZZZZZ. Go home Eric
ReplyDeleteHey Real Man, we offered you a spot in the league... And you turned it down????
ReplyDeleteHere are the facts:
-You have already put in more time on this blog than most of the members.
-You are obviousely a Hella-nerd of Potsy-like proportions.
-Your rich-a$$ is sure to own a smart phone, so how "busy" you are is irrelevant.
-This league has been made idiot-proof by our new Commish (hence your involvement).
-And... As The Artist Formerly Known as Prince would say: "You talk more s**t than a bit".
-So either put up or shut up... We have invited you in to the league, and we are offering to help you out with whatever personal issues you may have that could keep you from the low maintenance responsiblities, much like we do for all of its members...
NOW... Are you in or not????
Not! Fuck you EVERYONE!!!
ReplyDeleteI dont know why I do what I do. I just want friends, but I cant help acting like a douche. Truth is, you are the only people in my life that even respond to me. This is really just a big cry for help. Deep down I know this, and I am sorry, but I just cant admit it. Maybe someday I will get to a point in my life when I can.
ReplyDeleteDang!! Now Real Man has a split personality. I love this story line!!
ReplyDeleteI split him in half the other night. I'd apologize, but I'm not sorry.
ReplyDeleteAnyone else smell a beaten dead horse in here?!
ReplyDelete