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Tuesday, March 19, 2019

Week 1 Democracy Match

TEAM Vs. George Washington's House Elves

75 Points
The North Pole

TEAM is: Superman and Chris, Julie, Ella, Jack, and Ben Artrip in a Tank.

The House Elves are: Santa Claus w/ Rudolph, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, and Blitzer, Corbin Dallas, and John Conner.
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17 comments:

  1. Josh the CommishMarch 19, 2019 at 7:56 PM

    This is such a tough match. I wish I was writing this one.... Home field advantage matters and Santa has magic.

    I vote House Elves.

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  2. David ParksMarch 19, 2019 at 8:17 PM

    House Elves, but man it'd be close.

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  3. TEAMMarch 20, 2019 at 9:53 PM

    Josh, isn't the Fortress of Solitude in the Arctic? Either way Superman spends plenty of time in the freezing cold. Also, the Artrips survived the polar vortex. I wouldn't say it's a home field advantage. More like Giants vs Jets.

    Plus, how could you vote to kill children. What monsters.

    This match is not even close.

    TEAM unhesitatingly votes TEAM.

    After the match, TEAM's combatants return to the locker room to find a Christmas tree with a present under it. Attached is a note:

    "Due to your overwhelming victory this week I am giving an extra life to everyone on your squad."

    Love,
    Recently deceased Santa

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    1. Josh the CommishMarch 21, 2019 at 9:02 AM

      It is this kind of occasional speech that makes me force Ed to write in the big week every year. Yes, Superman is good in every terrain. I feel like you are getting screwed to a degree this week; but Santa in the North Pole wrecks all.

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  4. ArtifactMarch 21, 2019 at 8:45 AM

    Ed, you need to comment more. I laughed out loud and it almost made me vote for you... But no.

    Vote House Elves

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  5. Doctor's MadhouseMarch 23, 2019 at 2:14 PM

    Although Ed's speech was amazing, I am gonna have to vote House Elves. Almost turned my vote around, but Santa is supreme in the North Pole.

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  6. The UnderhillsMarch 23, 2019 at 6:06 PM

    My vote is TEAM

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  7. Icy HabaneroMarch 24, 2019 at 3:14 PM

    My vote is team

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  8. AnonymousMarch 24, 2019 at 3:40 PM

    This is Alex I vote TEAM

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  9. Josh the CommishMarch 24, 2019 at 7:36 PM

    Voting closes at 11:59 pm. It is currently tied.

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  10. ArtifactMarch 24, 2019 at 9:15 PM

    Unknown is Connor, right?

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  11. AnonymousMarch 24, 2019 at 9:20 PM

    Yeah

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  12. AnonymousMarch 24, 2019 at 9:20 PM

    Yeah

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  13. Josh the CommishMarch 24, 2019 at 9:21 PM

    Confirmation from Conner would be nice.... Not the Hungry Dinomites who are simply guessing like the return of us.

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  14. Icy HabaneroMarch 25, 2019 at 2:56 PM

    Sorry I
    am retarded I have now made an account my vote is Team

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  15. Josh the CommishMarch 25, 2019 at 3:18 PM

    In a vote of 4.873 to 4: TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!

    Superman is the sole survivor.

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  16. ArtifactMarch 25, 2019 at 5:00 PM

    Boo. You all suck. lol. Ben should have been the survivor.

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