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Wednesday, March 26, 2025

Week 5 Democracy (Playoff Planet) : Scarlett Johansson and Bill Cosby Skin Tight Leather Pantsed Trash Panda Diddlers vs The Washington Redskins

Bill Cosby and Scar Jo's Diddlers: Thor, Aquaman, Black Widow, Adam Warlock, Darth Bane, Dormamu, General Grievous, John Wick, Savage Opress, Fred, Velma, Daphne, Shaggy, Scooby-Doo (in the mystery machine), Hot Rod, Cosmos, Shockwave, The Wampa, Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Echo, Omega, Jack Baur, Voltron, Windrazor, Android Human Torch, Glom, Paz-Visla, Cara Dune, Blue Streak, Polar Battle Bear, Honey Nut Cheerios Bee, Kranix, Zodiak, The Vindicators: (Vance Maximus, Crocubot, Million Ants, Alan Rails, Supernova, Noob-Noob), Zombie Seaworm, Black Lantern #2A, Black Lantern #3A, Black Lantern #4A, and Black Lantern #7-8

Washington Redskins: Yoda w/ Dwarf Ring #4 & Chian w/ Green Lantern Ring, Sinestro w/ White Lantern Ring, Black Lantern Omega Supreme, Black Lantern Wolverine, X-23, The Ghostbusters in Ecto-1: Peter Venkman, Ray Stanz, Egon Spengler, and Winston Zettimore, Power Girl, Cable, Shatterstar, Cannonball, Domino, and Colossus, Bonk, Bat-Mite w/ Dwarf #6, Skeletor w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Sodam Yat, Indigo One & Munk, Saint Walker, Carol Ferris, Dex-Tar, Zuko's Dragon, Star Wolf & R.O.B The Robot in Stealth X-Wing, Scar, Teddy Roosevelt w/ Hammer Brother Suit, Mother Talzin, Black Lantern Asajj Ventress, Thundercracker & Buster, and Usagi Yojimbo

14 comments:

  1. The Redskins fling them like baby poop. Easy dubs.

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  2. I’m gonna go with Redskins here

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  3. I’ll go with The Washington Redacted

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  4. The Washington... what are we calling them now? Anyway they've got all these fuckin' candy colored rings and I am a giant ADHD toddler so you KNOW where my vote is going.

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  5. Oof. Should have just played all vampires. I'm getting stomped.

    Vote Pandas

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    1. Now there's a team name. No frills, no ethnic allusions, just cold hard facts.

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  7. Definitely gonna have to go with the Redskins here

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  8. Skin the reds... sorry, I mean redskins

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  9. I have consulted Grayson's Goobers and he has cast his vote for Bill Cosby and Scar Jo's Diddlers.

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  10. In a blow out but not quite unanimous fashion; with a vote of 10-2 The Washington Redskins are Victorious!

    Yoda, Black Lantern Wolverine, Peter Venkman, Saint Walker, Black Lantern Asajj Ventress, and Scar survive

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