Taco Benders vs Syracuse Valley

The Tijuana Taco Benders are: The Blob, Sith Lord #19 & 20, Dementor #6, The Revanchist, Jedi Master #4, and Kid Dead Pool

The Syracuse Valley are: Soundwave & Soundblaster w/ Laserbeak, Black Lantern Squawk Talk, Black Lantern Beast Box, Zombie Overkill, Decepticon #3, Decepticon Decoy #2, & Go-Bot #1, The Toxic Avenger, The Toxic Crusaders: Toxie, No-Zone, Junkyard, Headbanger, & Major Disaster, Cosmic Spider-Man, Hamato Yoshi, Splinter, and Venus Demilo


"What's this a*****e doing here" sneers Sith Lord #19 pointing at Jedi Master #4 "We don't need him and his side of the Force f******g us up in battle."

"Yeah, that guys a total dick" agrees Sith Lord #20

"That may be, but I know the dagobah system better than either of you two, and you're going to need all the help you can. I've seen what you two bring to battles and to say you're awful is an understatement." says the Jedi Master, not backing down from the two Sith Lords

"All of you, shut up" roars The Revanchist "I sense a being of massive cosmic power in the area, we need to be on the same page if we hope to overcome our opponents."

"Fine" spits Sith Lord #19 "But if this homo doesn't pull his weight, I'll kill him myself"

"Bring it" replies Jedi Master #4

The four different masters of the Force head off to join the fracas that has already begun. So far the Blob has been able to smother Hamato Yoshi, Splinter and Venus Demilo in it's form, but the Toxic Crusader was able to absorb the Blob and put an end to him. But the effort has swelled him to enormous sizes. He's no where near fast enoguh to save the Toxic Crusaders, and has to watch as they were all slain by Dementor #6 and Kid Deadpool. Toxie doesn't ahve to suffer long, though. The Revanchist joins the Dementor and Kid Deadpool and puts an end to Toxie's suffering, leaving him a steaming pile of waste that oozes into the Dagobah swamp and begins polluting a large area of the battlefield.

"Wow, looks like our team doesn't suck as much as our record suggests" says Kid Deadpool "Maybe Krisatu won't have to job us out again, I hear he's getting sick of doing that"

Before anyone is able to question Kid Deadpool's fourth wall bending, his chest explodes courtesy of Black Lantern Squawk Talk.

"Oh, dammit" says Sith Lord #20 "How the f*** are we supposed to beat the damn black lanterns? These a******s get us all the time!"

"I have an idea" #19 replies as he fires up his red lightsaber "Hey, Jedi. What color lightsaber do you have?"

"Green" says the Jedi igniting his weapon as well "Why?"

"Let's try something" and the Sith Lord and the Jedi both rush BL Squawk Talk and plunge their sabers into the demon, and are able to slay him

"Awesome!" exclaims the Jedi "It looks like our lightsaber frequencies are close enough to those of power rings that we're able to destroy the"

"Yeah, yeah. Thanks for the exposition. Here comes another one" says #19 as Black Lantern Beat Box arrives on the scene. He's not there for long, as once again the combined green and red lightsabers are able to completely destroy the black lantern.

"Excellent" says the Revanchist as he destroys the Decepticon Decoy while Sith Lord #20 fries Soundblaster with force lightning "I think we might have a sh..."

his hopeful statement is cut short by a blast from Cosmic Spider-Man who eradicates the Revanchist.

"F***." says Lord #19 as he cuts off Laserbeaks head "#20 let's get him. and with that, the two dark masters of the Force begin to try and slay the cosmic wall crawler.

As they battle, the Jedi Master is doing pretty well for himself. His lightsaber skills brought about the death of the common Decepticon, and he was able to Force push the Gobot into the rotting, toxic corpse of the Toxic Crusader, eroding all the metal of the Gobot. Suddenly he's knocked off of his feet by zombie Overkill, who circles around to finish the job.

"Let's see if this works again" thinks the Jedi as he postions himself in front of the pile of toxic sludge that killed the GoBot. As the overly killed Overkill charges, the Jedi leaps, but not high enough. He and zombie Overkill hit the deadly mess and both begin to slowly dissolve.

As he's dying, the Jedi sees Soudwave destroyed as he tries to battle the Dementor but is struck by an errant blast of Force lightning from the Sith/Spidey fight. He uses his last bit of strength to hurl his lightsaber at cosmic Spider-Man just as Spidey kills Sith Lord #20. The saber glances off of Spider-Man and gives him a slight cut on the arm. Causing him to lose focus.

This is just the opportunity that Sith Lord #19 needs and he launches himself at Cosmic Spider-Man, plunging his lightsaber deep into Spidey's back.This last ditch effort is able to kill his opponent, but the Sith Lord is incinerated by the blast of cosmic power that is no longer being controlled by the friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man.

Everything in the general vicinity of the battle is eradicated, except for Dementor #6, who had no physical form to be burned up by the discharge.


The Tijuana Taco Benders: Dementor #6 survives

The Syracuse Valley: All Dead.

THE TIJUANA TACO BENDERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!!