HUNTINGTON WOODS, MI - Pablo, the once loved children's show icon turned FFL badboy, was caught and arrested earlier this afternoon in a drug-addled and drunken rage after B3's loss to Horsemen in the playoffs. He was found next to a dumpster in an alley behind a local bakery trying to relieve Papaw of his gravy in exchange for drug money and a day old cod fish wrapped in a newspaper.
When asked to comment he literally only said swear words so we will not publish them here.
Mugshot photo is attached. Bond has been set at 5000 clams.
Lock his ass away.
ReplyDeleteB3 has no comment at this time!
ReplyDeleteELL-OH-ELL: Legit.
ReplyDeleteThat picture is oddly terrifying. I don't want none with the penguin!
ReplyDeleteJust read this for about the 50th time. Hilarious!!
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