Have I ever told you the story of Darth Shemalyah's Acolytes? They were known by many through their given names Nik Landsoh and Brek Nyram. They were known by all as the Hands of Shemalyah -- Death and Destruction. Their tale is one of utter devastation to any who opposed their will. They were the most vile creatures to walk within the stars and planets. None shall forget their role in the complete annihilation of an entire race. I implore that you remember their names and heed my warning- face them at your own peril. . . .
TO BE CONTINUED. . .
Hope the acolytes love spewing that spicket gravy!
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