Friday, April 15, 2011

Season 4 Week 6 the Abomitrons vs Alice’s Wonder Team

The Abomitrons are:

Raven –Stryfe –Whizzy -Immell #1 (Chuck Norris & Cyborg Superman) -Immell #2 (Batman & Tim Cheveldae) -Immell #3 (Robin & Bryan Murray) -Immell #4 (Yaddle & Paul Coffey) w/ her Padawan Zachary Houslander -Immell #5 (Steve Yzerman & Captain America) -Immell #6 (Mega Man & Cyborg) -Immell #7 (Joe Levin & Gilleus Thunderhead) -Immell #8 (Shannon Pilkinton & Tyrius Flare) -Immell #9 (Jared Pilkinton & Ax-battler) -Immell #10 (Jedi Knight & Starfire) -Immell #11 (Raven & Jedi Knight) -Immell #12 (Danny Ocean & Malcolm Reynolds) -Immell #13 (Egon & Zoe) -Immell #14 (Timmell & River) -Immell #15 (Winston & Zombie) -Immell #16 (Death Adder & Sledgehammer) -Immell #17 (Elite Clone Trooper & Sebastian the crab) -Immell #18 (Ray & Wookie soldier) -Immell #19 (Zombie & Sandra Bullock) -Immell #20 (Iron Man & Jedi) w/ his padawan Kyle Houslander -Ocean's 11 Crew –Timmell -Iron Monger –Montross -Ben Tennyson -Black Lantern Ms. Marvel -Black Lantern Sunstorm -Spider-Boy -Ultra-Boy -The Fox Football Transformer -The Mountain Dew Transformer -Zombie Jimmy Neutron -Zufa Cenva -Zombie Cyborg –Smaug -The Father, Son, & Daughter of Mortis -Ziro the Hutt -Western Ghost Rider -Banana Man & Pet Crow -Starship Trooper #62-73

Alice's Wonder Team is:

Primus, Q , Q2, Q, Quinn, True Q, Q Representative,The Spectre, Capt. Universe, Black Lantern Bizarro Superman, General Zod, non, Surtur, Zombie Abomination, War Machine, Cera, Roger Rabbit, Jessica Rabbit


 


 

Goodbye! Me no am Bizarro. Me is going to keep what happened in this super number 1 best match of the year completely to me. I no am going to tell anyone what happened.

<Get on with it Bizarro! –Goofatu a.k.a. Mikeatu. A.k.a. hurf-durf the FFL retard>

Okie Dokie! Anyway, me was sitting there, Minding own business and then everyone left.

Anyway what happened was boring me sure of it. Me let my greatest enemies tell you when they get back. What happened next is fun part.

So there me was, sitting, minding own business, When this jerk hit me in the back of my head with something. Me turned around to ignore him and he said "Listen pal, here's how this is gonna go, you're going to kill me and all my naked pals here or I'm going to give you what you always wanted."

So of course Me no want what me always wanted, that would be awesome, so I have to kill the jerk and all his pals too! They were already running and screaming at me anyway so it was obvious they want to talk peace! Leaving me alive to be the worst fighter of all time!

*fwash* <Bizarro managed to ignore Immell #13 and 18 sneaking up on him with their proton packs long enough to tell you his story of how he won his fight… and by ignore them, I mean he didn't notice them at all… because he's an idiot. –Mikeatu a.k.a Goofatu, a.k.a. CrossingTheStreamsAtu.>

"Phew… he gone?" said Immell #12. "I may be a bizarre amalgamation of two of the smoothest outlaws in fiction but that was one weird duck…"

"So here's what really happened… Me and the boys (and by boys I mean the other Immells) decided that there's no way we're gettin over on all these cosmic omnipotents in a head on fight."

"So we had Ziro here put out a distress call in the deepest reaches of the desert area of the planet. The Q's (as I've heard them called) can't resist meddling in someone's affairs, even more so when that particular someone is already in a state of distress…"

"The Q's show up expecting to find our entire team there, stuck in a sandpit or some such… and they don't even see us coming. While the Starship Troopers launch an assault on the Q's, the Oceans 11 boys, led by yours truly, sneak up behind them."

"This is the part where it gets tricky… see those Q boys are omnipotent, and they brought along their whole team except for Bizarro, who was confusing even to them... because they knew we had set up an ambush for em."

"What they didn't know, and Couldn't know, because I didn't even know it myself… was that these Oceans boys had no intention of surviving their own ambush."

"See, Basher and Danny knew that their number was nearly up so they sacrificed themselves to the powers of the Q continuum, failing to kill them, but keeping them busy long enough dealing with an ambush on two fronts for the third act to begin."

"Danny had enlisted the Ben Tennyson and the black lanterns to subdue the entirety of Alice's Wonder Team (minus Bizarro of course) while they were being beaten and stabbed and kicked and turned into horrible bleeding things by the all powerful Q's."

"And here's my favorite The Wonder Team comes to, each assuming that another all powerful Q had intervened at the last second and winked the other team out of existence… but before they could react Black Lantern Bizarro pounces, he murders his befuddled brethren and… sistren? Anyway he kills em all."

"Now You may be thinkin.. 'Cap? Why would Bizzaro kill his own team?', Well my friend I'll tell you why. See, the Black Lantern Crew from the Abomitrons had subdued the wonder team and while they were off in dreamland, the whole Abomitrons crew got naked."

"Now now… snap out of it… Immell #4 may look mighty fine in her birthday suit but it ain't polite to linger on such thoughts."

"Ahem… where was I? Oh yeah, the Abomitrons are all in their skivvies, (well they would be if the whole crew hadn't gone commando that day)… and they had put their clothes on to the Wonder Team members. (Let me tell ya, zombie abomination was a tough fit, but we got Immell #19's dress on him by god and I challenge anyone to tell me that he didn't look fantastic)"

"So now that our first trap had gone so well we decided it was about time for trap #2. The wonder team wakes up, and runs back for re-enforcements Shouting for Bizarro to get off his spandex wearing backside and help them…"

"Little did they know I had already prepped Mr. Bizarro for a fight and he was too stupid to notice his friends in his enemies clothing. He went and killed them all, one by one, wearing himself down in the process. And once it was all over, he started jawing at the watcher telling him how he was the winner."

"That's when we sent in those Immell boys with their brown jumpsuits and their proton packs to light him up. I don't know how it worked, and frankly, I don't much care, but crossing those beams and smacking the black lantern weirdo with their combined power seemed to do just the trick, ripping the black energy from him and reducing the physical form left behind to dust."

"Now if you'll excuse me I have some slop to pick through for salvage…"

The Abomitrons Are Victorious!

The brave sacrifice of the Oceans 11 crew will not be forgotten. They have suffered their final deaths leading their team to victory.

Alice's Wonder Team is thoroughly killed with no survivors.


 


 


 


 


 

1 comment:

Krisatu said...

Major props on using Bizarro speech. That was way cool, but it had to be confusing to write.

Cool match.