Logical Genocide is Black Tom Cassidy, Shatterstar, & Smurf #9
Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches are Fafnir & Ewok #48.
Fafnir roams the jungles of Pandora, his power waning. He began as a mighty dragon driven to guard gold and material goods. His power has weakened on this lush planet because there are no material goods to be found. Only Nature.
Fafnir has climbed up a tree to get a better view of the landscape and look for anything that would be worth fighting for.
Sharterstar Teleports Black Tom Cassidy and Smurf #9 into the battle. The Smurf Charges Ewok #48 and is cut down easily by the Ewok's rough hewn spear.
The Ewok also takes up a tactically sound position above the battle in a tree.
Unfortunately for Fafnir and the Ewok... Black Tom Cassidy has an affinity for trees.
Black Channels all of his power into the forest, making it fight for him, The trees themselves come alive and ensnare the dragon and the ewok, impaling them with glowing blue tendrils and draining their life force from their bodies.
Logical Genocide is victorious!
Smurf # 9 is dead, Fafnir has fallen, and mighty Ewok #48 has given his life in combat this day.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Season Three, Week 10: The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets vs The Syracuse Valley
Due to some technical errors, this match was delayed on getting out. So here is the final match from Week 10 in Bespin.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Salaak, Hermes, Thundercracker, Toad in the Mario 2 Spaceship, & Air Zimmell.
The Syracuse Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double red lightsaber) in an Arwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, & Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an Arwing, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) w/ Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd), Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Commander Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, & Dash Rendar & Leebo in an Ornithopter.
The small roster of midgets are all huddled on a platform around a red cartoonish spaceship. Looking hopeful and yet strangely sad.
Superboy steps to the center of the group and speaks:
“Warriors, Firstly, let me say that it is an honor to serve with you, Secondly there is a fearsome array of warriors aligned against us today. Toad’s brave sacrifice should not be taken lightly, or ever forgotten.”
And with that, He picked the red ship up and hurled it into the atmosphere.
Meanwhile The Syracuse valley began their own suicide mission.
“Young Anakin, Starscream, Megatron, James McLeod and Peppy Hare, you go wide right of the group. I’m sending Bucky in to deal with the heavy hitters. They should have the element of surprise.” said Star Fox.
And with that, the Righteous Indignation careened towards the midgets. Salaak used his ring to create a large catcher’s mitt construct and ensnared the mammal frigate. The engines straining against the powerful green construct. The plan had worked however and the Red ship, piloted by a small mushroom headed warrior arced down with deadly conviction towards the Indignation.
“It’s a good day to die.” said Toad through gritted teeth as he slammed his ship into the frigat, causing a massive explosion and killing everyone aboard.
Dash Rendar and Leebo tried to pilot their unwieldy ornithopter around the debris and barely managed to escape the collision. Unfortunately Superboy was ready for them. He used his super strength to pluck the oddly flapping wings from the ornithoptor as if it were an insect, sending the smuggler and his co-pilot careening into a nearby building.
At this point StarFox swooped in for the kill, he barrel rolled near constantly, impressing even thundercracker and then unleashed his lasers at Superboy striking him expertly in the eyes. Blinding him and sending him plummeting deep into the cloud city. Thundercracker got the drop on salaak but the green lantern was able to fend off his attack sending him careening into air zimmel. Thundercracker was able to right himself, and with a crumpled Zimmel flapping over his wing he set his sights on Star Fox. Star Fox then made a run for Salaak with thundercracker on his tail he performed another expert barrel roll and the resulting disorientation sent thundercracker into James McLoud killing them both.
Sallak used a large meat cleaver construct to sever one of the gravity diffusers and wings from Fox’s Arwing. Fox bailed out of the ship, it careened into Peppy Hare and killed her. Fox then landed on a platform near Hermes and drew his double bladed lighsaber. The Red glow flashed but the God of speed was entirely too much for the pilot, he disarmed him with little effort and threw him from the platform.
Megatron and Starscream teamed up with Young Anakin to overwhelm the green lantern, and they were successful, poking holes in his constructs and finally ending his life with a well placed rocket once his ring had been depleted of power.
The remaining pilots were easily able to dispatch Hermes whose winged helmet and boots do not actually allow him to fly.
The Syracuse Valley is victorious.
Megatron, Starscream and Young Anakin are the only survivors of this contest.
The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are Superboy, Salaak, Hermes, Thundercracker, Toad in the Mario 2 Spaceship, & Air Zimmell.
The Syracuse Valley is Star Fox (w/ Darth Maul's double red lightsaber) in an Arwing, Peppy Hare in an Arwing, James McLeod in an Arwing, & Young Anakin Skywalker (w/ a blue lightsaber) in an Arwing, (movie) Megatron, (movie) Starscream, Bucky O'Hare (w/ a green lightsaber) w/ Deadeye Duck (w/ a red lightsaber), Bruiser, Willy Duwitt (w/ a halberd), Pilot Jenny, AFC Blinkie (w/ a red lightsaber), & Commander Dogstar in The Righteous Indignation, & Dash Rendar & Leebo in an Ornithopter.
The small roster of midgets are all huddled on a platform around a red cartoonish spaceship. Looking hopeful and yet strangely sad.
Superboy steps to the center of the group and speaks:
“Warriors, Firstly, let me say that it is an honor to serve with you, Secondly there is a fearsome array of warriors aligned against us today. Toad’s brave sacrifice should not be taken lightly, or ever forgotten.”
And with that, He picked the red ship up and hurled it into the atmosphere.
Meanwhile The Syracuse valley began their own suicide mission.
“Young Anakin, Starscream, Megatron, James McLeod and Peppy Hare, you go wide right of the group. I’m sending Bucky in to deal with the heavy hitters. They should have the element of surprise.” said Star Fox.
And with that, the Righteous Indignation careened towards the midgets. Salaak used his ring to create a large catcher’s mitt construct and ensnared the mammal frigate. The engines straining against the powerful green construct. The plan had worked however and the Red ship, piloted by a small mushroom headed warrior arced down with deadly conviction towards the Indignation.
“It’s a good day to die.” said Toad through gritted teeth as he slammed his ship into the frigat, causing a massive explosion and killing everyone aboard.
Dash Rendar and Leebo tried to pilot their unwieldy ornithopter around the debris and barely managed to escape the collision. Unfortunately Superboy was ready for them. He used his super strength to pluck the oddly flapping wings from the ornithoptor as if it were an insect, sending the smuggler and his co-pilot careening into a nearby building.
At this point StarFox swooped in for the kill, he barrel rolled near constantly, impressing even thundercracker and then unleashed his lasers at Superboy striking him expertly in the eyes. Blinding him and sending him plummeting deep into the cloud city. Thundercracker got the drop on salaak but the green lantern was able to fend off his attack sending him careening into air zimmel. Thundercracker was able to right himself, and with a crumpled Zimmel flapping over his wing he set his sights on Star Fox. Star Fox then made a run for Salaak with thundercracker on his tail he performed another expert barrel roll and the resulting disorientation sent thundercracker into James McLoud killing them both.
Sallak used a large meat cleaver construct to sever one of the gravity diffusers and wings from Fox’s Arwing. Fox bailed out of the ship, it careened into Peppy Hare and killed her. Fox then landed on a platform near Hermes and drew his double bladed lighsaber. The Red glow flashed but the God of speed was entirely too much for the pilot, he disarmed him with little effort and threw him from the platform.
Megatron and Starscream teamed up with Young Anakin to overwhelm the green lantern, and they were successful, poking holes in his constructs and finally ending his life with a well placed rocket once his ring had been depleted of power.
The remaining pilots were easily able to dispatch Hermes whose winged helmet and boots do not actually allow him to fly.
The Syracuse Valley is victorious.
Megatron, Starscream and Young Anakin are the only survivors of this contest.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
PMS vs. The Transfoamers
“Just relax and let your mind go blank. Shouldn't be hard for you.”
-Grace (to Jake)
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
PMS: Nateri, IG-88 and The Candy Land Crew (Lord Licorice has a lightsaber).
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage (w/ a yellow power ring) and Sari.
Let the battle begin. . .
Sari walks on the jungle floors of Pandora and bumps into IG-88. The assassin droid gains the upper hand initially, but Sari’s Cybertronian abilities kick in. Sari creates a destructive sphere of energy with her hands and fires it at IG-88, which blows the droid apart. Sari feels an arrow through her neck. The arrow is from Nateri, who is crouching in a tree. Sari attempts to transform, but is unable to do so. Nateri fires another arrow through Sari’s chest and kills her. Nateri then turns and sees Darth Rage flying through the use of his yellow power ring. Rage unleashes a yellow construct at Nateri which pierces through her chest with such intensity that her body is pinned to the tree.
The Candyland Crew faces Darth Rage. I, once again, hear the taunting rhymes of the Candyland Crew.
Lord Licorice: Darth Rage you will succumb,
Gloppy: To this Candyland Crew;
Queen Frostine: We’re going to make you squeal,
King Kandy: What ever will you do?
Gramma Nut: If you lose to us,
Plumpy: An embarrassment you’ll be;
Princess Lolly: Going to gut you like a pig,
Jolly: You will surely see!!!
Mr. Mint: Yeah!!!
Rage ponders the rhyme and shoots one back at the Candyland Crew.
Rage:
If you truly think,
You stand a chance;
I laugh, you’re but a skid mark,
In my black underpants.
My lightsaber will skewer,
My lightning will destroy;
Candyland Crew,
You’re all just characters in a friggin’ toy!
It is only a short time before the PMS Crew are decimated.
PMS: All dead.
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage survives.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Grace (to Jake)
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
PMS: Nateri, IG-88 and The Candy Land Crew (Lord Licorice has a lightsaber).
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage (w/ a yellow power ring) and Sari.
Let the battle begin. . .
Sari walks on the jungle floors of Pandora and bumps into IG-88. The assassin droid gains the upper hand initially, but Sari’s Cybertronian abilities kick in. Sari creates a destructive sphere of energy with her hands and fires it at IG-88, which blows the droid apart. Sari feels an arrow through her neck. The arrow is from Nateri, who is crouching in a tree. Sari attempts to transform, but is unable to do so. Nateri fires another arrow through Sari’s chest and kills her. Nateri then turns and sees Darth Rage flying through the use of his yellow power ring. Rage unleashes a yellow construct at Nateri which pierces through her chest with such intensity that her body is pinned to the tree.
The Candyland Crew faces Darth Rage. I, once again, hear the taunting rhymes of the Candyland Crew.
Lord Licorice: Darth Rage you will succumb,
Gloppy: To this Candyland Crew;
Queen Frostine: We’re going to make you squeal,
King Kandy: What ever will you do?
Gramma Nut: If you lose to us,
Plumpy: An embarrassment you’ll be;
Princess Lolly: Going to gut you like a pig,
Jolly: You will surely see!!!
Mr. Mint: Yeah!!!
Rage ponders the rhyme and shoots one back at the Candyland Crew.
Rage:
If you truly think,
You stand a chance;
I laugh, you’re but a skid mark,
In my black underpants.
My lightsaber will skewer,
My lightning will destroy;
Candyland Crew,
You’re all just characters in a friggin’ toy!
It is only a short time before the PMS Crew are decimated.
PMS: All dead.
The Transfoamers: Darth Rage survives.
THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Hayley's Comets
“Well, well, well - looks like diplomacy has failed.”
-Colonel Quaritch
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
The Murderflies: Capt. Caveman, Dynomutt, The Blair Witch, Speedy Gonzalez and Squirrel #1.
The Comets: The Reavers: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese and Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword).
Let the battle begin. . .
Speedy Gonzalez (talking to Squirrel #1): So, how about you and I get together after this little skirmish and. . . .
Gonzalez is not allowed to finish his thought as Mace Towani uses her laser sword to slice Squirrel #1 in half.
Gonzalez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Towani has a crazed bloodlust masking her face. Gonzalez races off. As Towani attempts to chase after the mouse she is met by the Blair Witch. The Witch swirls around Towani and lifts her off the ground. The Witch pitches the young Endorian to Captain Caveman who uses his club and crushes her skull. Towani’s lifeless body falls to the ground below. Bonebreaker’s chassis fires its anti-aircraft weaponry at Captain Caveman. The blast knocks Caveman out of the sky and onto the jungle floor. As Caveman slowly gets up, he is met by plasma grenades launched from Skullbuster’s implants. Caveman gets up once again and is met by Cole, whose cybernetic strength kills the Caveman.
Dynomutt, the cybernetic dog, pounces upon Macon. The two cyborgs are in a pitched battle and Dynomutt is miraculously victorious in the end. An enraged Dynomutt then destroys both Cole and Reese. Pretty Boy comes to the fray and uses his extendible cybernetic limbs to wrap around Dynomutt. An electroshock surges from Pretty Boy and riddles Dynomutt. A weakened Dynomutt is finished (and blown to bits) by the combined weaponry of Bonebreaker and Skullbuster.
The Blair Witch flies at Donald Pierce. Pierce uses his super intelligence to place a perfectly placed electrical current through the Blair Witch. The Witch fries.
Gonzalez stands defiant against the remaining Reavers.
Speedy Gonzalez: Los cometas, no creen que desde que usted haya hecho bien en su primer año dentro de esta liga que es mejor que el Murderflies. Por lo menos nosotros anunciamos un grupo de ecclectic de participantes para este igual. Usted solamente ha reunido medio estaño reciclable y de la hombre-mitad pudo dreck. ¡Tome que a sus tumbas! ¡Viva el Murderflies!
All Reaver weaponry is fired upon Speedy Gonzalez. Only a singe mark can be seen where the mouse stood.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: All dead.
Haley’s Comets: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker and Skullbuster survive.
HALEY’S COMETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Colonel Quaritch
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
The Murderflies: Capt. Caveman, Dynomutt, The Blair Witch, Speedy Gonzalez and Squirrel #1.
The Comets: The Reavers: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese and Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword).
Let the battle begin. . .
Speedy Gonzalez (talking to Squirrel #1): So, how about you and I get together after this little skirmish and. . . .
Gonzalez is not allowed to finish his thought as Mace Towani uses her laser sword to slice Squirrel #1 in half.
Gonzalez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Towani has a crazed bloodlust masking her face. Gonzalez races off. As Towani attempts to chase after the mouse she is met by the Blair Witch. The Witch swirls around Towani and lifts her off the ground. The Witch pitches the young Endorian to Captain Caveman who uses his club and crushes her skull. Towani’s lifeless body falls to the ground below. Bonebreaker’s chassis fires its anti-aircraft weaponry at Captain Caveman. The blast knocks Caveman out of the sky and onto the jungle floor. As Caveman slowly gets up, he is met by plasma grenades launched from Skullbuster’s implants. Caveman gets up once again and is met by Cole, whose cybernetic strength kills the Caveman.
Dynomutt, the cybernetic dog, pounces upon Macon. The two cyborgs are in a pitched battle and Dynomutt is miraculously victorious in the end. An enraged Dynomutt then destroys both Cole and Reese. Pretty Boy comes to the fray and uses his extendible cybernetic limbs to wrap around Dynomutt. An electroshock surges from Pretty Boy and riddles Dynomutt. A weakened Dynomutt is finished (and blown to bits) by the combined weaponry of Bonebreaker and Skullbuster.
The Blair Witch flies at Donald Pierce. Pierce uses his super intelligence to place a perfectly placed electrical current through the Blair Witch. The Witch fries.
Gonzalez stands defiant against the remaining Reavers.
Speedy Gonzalez: Los cometas, no creen que desde que usted haya hecho bien en su primer año dentro de esta liga que es mejor que el Murderflies. Por lo menos nosotros anunciamos un grupo de ecclectic de participantes para este igual. Usted solamente ha reunido medio estaño reciclable y de la hombre-mitad pudo dreck. ¡Tome que a sus tumbas! ¡Viva el Murderflies!
All Reaver weaponry is fired upon Speedy Gonzalez. Only a singe mark can be seen where the mouse stood.
Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: All dead.
Haley’s Comets: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker and Skullbuster survive.
HALEY’S COMETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Alice's Wonder Team vs. Oblivio
“Colonel, there's a native doing the funky chicken.”
-Bulldozer Pilot
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
Alice’s Wonder Team: Vampires #4 and 5 and Goblin #5.
Oblivio: Vampire #99 and Shredder.
Let the battle begin. . .
Goblin #5 (holding up its sword): Although some may recognize us as “commons,” we should acknowledge ourselves as “extraordinary.”
Vampire #4: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Vampire #5: Quit doing your Count Von Count impersonation and focus on the match!
Vampire #4: Sorry.
With Vampire #4 now focused, he joins Vampire #5 as they run at Vampire #99. A pitched battle ensues as the vampires fight. Vampire #99 is thrown to the jungle floor. Vampire #99 quickly lifts a jutting stick from the ground and holds it close. As Vampire #5 rushes at him, Vampire #99 reveals the stick and slams it into Vampire #5’s chest. Vampire #5 explodes. Vampire #99 then faces Vampire #4. As the remaining vampires fight, Goblin #5 joins the fray. While Vampire #4 embraces Vampire #99, Goblin #5 slices Vampire #99’s head off. Vampire #4 and Goblin #5 focus on Shredder. The skilled Ninjutsu master uses his claws to rip into Goblin #5, who falls to the jungles’ ground - mortally wounded. Shredder then faces Vampire #4. Although Vampire #4 is a quick combatant, Shredder is victorious in the end.
Alice’s Wonder Team: All dead.
Oblivio: Shredder survives.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Bulldozer Pilot
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
Alice’s Wonder Team: Vampires #4 and 5 and Goblin #5.
Oblivio: Vampire #99 and Shredder.
Let the battle begin. . .
Goblin #5 (holding up its sword): Although some may recognize us as “commons,” we should acknowledge ourselves as “extraordinary.”
Vampire #4: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Vampire #5: Quit doing your Count Von Count impersonation and focus on the match!
Vampire #4: Sorry.
With Vampire #4 now focused, he joins Vampire #5 as they run at Vampire #99. A pitched battle ensues as the vampires fight. Vampire #99 is thrown to the jungle floor. Vampire #99 quickly lifts a jutting stick from the ground and holds it close. As Vampire #5 rushes at him, Vampire #99 reveals the stick and slams it into Vampire #5’s chest. Vampire #5 explodes. Vampire #99 then faces Vampire #4. As the remaining vampires fight, Goblin #5 joins the fray. While Vampire #4 embraces Vampire #99, Goblin #5 slices Vampire #99’s head off. Vampire #4 and Goblin #5 focus on Shredder. The skilled Ninjutsu master uses his claws to rip into Goblin #5, who falls to the jungles’ ground - mortally wounded. Shredder then faces Vampire #4. Although Vampire #4 is a quick combatant, Shredder is victorious in the end.
Alice’s Wonder Team: All dead.
Oblivio: Shredder survives.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Monday, May 24, 2010
George Washington's Slaves vs Hayley's Comets
Hayley’s Comets are 8-ball w/ 6-ball, 9-ball, & 11-ball in 8-ball's ship, Zombie Arisia, Halk Karr, Hordak (w/ yellow power ring), Amon & Balbaroy.
George Washington’s Slaves are Santa Claus (w/Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Cosmos, Super Soldier, & Wedge Antilles & R5-D4 in an X-Wing.
After already clinching a Playoff spot, the expansion team known as Hayley’s Comets wants to make another statement in their already impressive inaugural season. They have plans to defeat the reigning National League Champions, George Washington’s Slaves. Alright Santa, let’s teach this expansion team a lesson in humility,” bellows Super Soldier as he flies out in front. Halk Karr then arrogantly flies in to attack Super Soldier. A sonic boom is created when these two hit each other. But Halk Karr gains the upper hand and uses Super Soldier’s own shield to defeat him. Wedge races in aboard his X-Wing and targets Amon and Balbaroy. Two well placed proton torpedoes take care of them and leaves a puff of feathers in its wake. “Nice shootin’ Wedge my boy!” Santa says to his longtime teammate. “WEDGE!! LOOK OUT!!” yells Corbin as he sees a burst of yellow energy come up from behind the X-Wing. But before Wedge can take any evasive maneuvers, Hordak blasts the X-Wing out of the Bespin sky. Cosmos zips in at impressive speeds after 8-Ball and his crew. 6-Ball, 9-Ball, and 11-Ball all start launching their ridiculous exploding billiard balls at Cosmos, who is evading them with ease (after all, Cosmos will fly through meteor showers just to relieve stress). Cosmos then takes aim and blasts the pool rack looking hovercraft out of the sky with his particle cannons. 8-Ball and his gang all plummet to their doom faster than, well a bunch of falling billiard balls. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas are then blinded by a flash of green light. They soon see their old teammate, Arisia, who has since been zombified, chomping on the head of Prancer. “Aww, that’s just gross Arisia,” says Corbin. “Alright boys, forget that she used to be our friend. You know what to do,” says Santa Claus. The remaining reindeer then use their antlers to rip Zombie Arisia, limb from limb. She does manage to kill Dancer as well before they kill her. Halk Karr then uses his super strength to rip open the side of Cosmos and blasts him from the inside out with his heat vision. As the Autobot falls, Halk Karr blasts back out of him and he and Hordak fly right at Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas. “Oh you two have been very naughty boys,” says Santa with anger in his voice. Santa Claus then leaps out of his sleigh, ignites his lightsaber and kills Halk Karr. Hordak then fends for himself against Santa and his crew. But in the end, Rudolph distracts him with his laser from his nose as Corbin Dallas finishes him off with a lightsaber slash to the chest.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
George Washington’s Slaves are Santa Claus (w/Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Cosmos, Super Soldier, & Wedge Antilles & R5-D4 in an X-Wing.
After already clinching a Playoff spot, the expansion team known as Hayley’s Comets wants to make another statement in their already impressive inaugural season. They have plans to defeat the reigning National League Champions, George Washington’s Slaves. Alright Santa, let’s teach this expansion team a lesson in humility,” bellows Super Soldier as he flies out in front. Halk Karr then arrogantly flies in to attack Super Soldier. A sonic boom is created when these two hit each other. But Halk Karr gains the upper hand and uses Super Soldier’s own shield to defeat him. Wedge races in aboard his X-Wing and targets Amon and Balbaroy. Two well placed proton torpedoes take care of them and leaves a puff of feathers in its wake. “Nice shootin’ Wedge my boy!” Santa says to his longtime teammate. “WEDGE!! LOOK OUT!!” yells Corbin as he sees a burst of yellow energy come up from behind the X-Wing. But before Wedge can take any evasive maneuvers, Hordak blasts the X-Wing out of the Bespin sky. Cosmos zips in at impressive speeds after 8-Ball and his crew. 6-Ball, 9-Ball, and 11-Ball all start launching their ridiculous exploding billiard balls at Cosmos, who is evading them with ease (after all, Cosmos will fly through meteor showers just to relieve stress). Cosmos then takes aim and blasts the pool rack looking hovercraft out of the sky with his particle cannons. 8-Ball and his gang all plummet to their doom faster than, well a bunch of falling billiard balls. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas are then blinded by a flash of green light. They soon see their old teammate, Arisia, who has since been zombified, chomping on the head of Prancer. “Aww, that’s just gross Arisia,” says Corbin. “Alright boys, forget that she used to be our friend. You know what to do,” says Santa Claus. The remaining reindeer then use their antlers to rip Zombie Arisia, limb from limb. She does manage to kill Dancer as well before they kill her. Halk Karr then uses his super strength to rip open the side of Cosmos and blasts him from the inside out with his heat vision. As the Autobot falls, Halk Karr blasts back out of him and he and Hordak fly right at Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas. “Oh you two have been very naughty boys,” says Santa with anger in his voice. Santa Claus then leaps out of his sleigh, ignites his lightsaber and kills Halk Karr. Hordak then fends for himself against Santa and his crew. But in the end, Rudolph distracts him with his laser from his nose as Corbin Dallas finishes him off with a lightsaber slash to the chest.
GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!
P.M.S. vs Better Than All of You
P.M.S. is Freddy Krueger (w/ a yellow power ring), The Sentry, IG-88, Black Dragon #12, Aerial Clone Trooper Captain #1, & Aerial Clone Trooper #1-6.
Better Than All of You is Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Lonestar, Barf, & Astro-Droid #17 (RVD-1), in a Y-Wing Bomber, Batman Beyond, & Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber).
Hulk Hogan, in his Mandalorian Armor, leads his team through the air to face P.M.S. But with a woosh of air, Hogan disappears from his team’s view. “What the hell was that?! asks Lonestar. “I have no idea,” replies Batman Beyond as he sees something falling from where Hulk was and swoops down after it. The clouds ahead of them begin to move unnaturally, as if something or someone was flying through them. Hogan’s attacker bursts through the clouds. It’s the Sentry, who’s holding Hulk’s Mandalorian helmet in his hands. He crushes it into a ball and fires it right through Yellow Lantern #2. The rest of P.M.S. follow behind the Sentry and begin their offensive. Lonestar takes evasive maneuvers in his Y-Wing Bomber. “Uhhhhh, Boss. Don’t do that again, unless you want to find out why I’m called Barf,” says a queasy Barf. “Sorry pal, but we’ve got several Aerial Clonetroopers hot on our tail,” replies Lonestar. He pulls a great move and gets the Aerial Clonetroopers to fly right past them. Barf targets them and blasts all of them away. But what they didn’t realize is that IG-88 had used this diversion to sneak up behind them and plant several explosives on the Y-Wing Bomber. The ship explodes and kills everyone inside. Yellow Lantern #1 and Red Lantern #1 team up and quickly take out Black Dragon #12 before it can utilize its acid breath. Batman Beyond then engages IG-88 and is able to dismantle its rockets. The assassin droid plummets to its death. Freddy Krueger with his yellow ring finds himself in a dogfight with both of the Lanterns on Better Than All of You. But the Sentry flies in and rips Red Lantern’s head clean off. He then blasts a hold right through the back of Yellow Lantern #1. “Hey! They were mine! Mine!!” screams Freddy. Batman Beyond is now alone against the Sentry and Freddy Krueger. The Sentry flies in a grabs Batman Beyond by the throat. But then the Sentry’s eyes go wide as Batman Beyond has ignited Hulk Hogan’s blue lightsaber into the Sentry’s chest. Moments before he hits the Graveyard and in his dying breath, the Sentry squeezes and crushes Batman Beyond’s neck, winning the match for his team.
P.M.S. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Better Than All of You is Yellow Lantern #1 & 2, Red Lantern #1, Lonestar, Barf, & Astro-Droid #17 (RVD-1), in a Y-Wing Bomber, Batman Beyond, & Hulk Hogan (w/ Mandalorian Armor & a blue lightsaber).
Hulk Hogan, in his Mandalorian Armor, leads his team through the air to face P.M.S. But with a woosh of air, Hogan disappears from his team’s view. “What the hell was that?! asks Lonestar. “I have no idea,” replies Batman Beyond as he sees something falling from where Hulk was and swoops down after it. The clouds ahead of them begin to move unnaturally, as if something or someone was flying through them. Hogan’s attacker bursts through the clouds. It’s the Sentry, who’s holding Hulk’s Mandalorian helmet in his hands. He crushes it into a ball and fires it right through Yellow Lantern #2. The rest of P.M.S. follow behind the Sentry and begin their offensive. Lonestar takes evasive maneuvers in his Y-Wing Bomber. “Uhhhhh, Boss. Don’t do that again, unless you want to find out why I’m called Barf,” says a queasy Barf. “Sorry pal, but we’ve got several Aerial Clonetroopers hot on our tail,” replies Lonestar. He pulls a great move and gets the Aerial Clonetroopers to fly right past them. Barf targets them and blasts all of them away. But what they didn’t realize is that IG-88 had used this diversion to sneak up behind them and plant several explosives on the Y-Wing Bomber. The ship explodes and kills everyone inside. Yellow Lantern #1 and Red Lantern #1 team up and quickly take out Black Dragon #12 before it can utilize its acid breath. Batman Beyond then engages IG-88 and is able to dismantle its rockets. The assassin droid plummets to its death. Freddy Krueger with his yellow ring finds himself in a dogfight with both of the Lanterns on Better Than All of You. But the Sentry flies in and rips Red Lantern’s head clean off. He then blasts a hold right through the back of Yellow Lantern #1. “Hey! They were mine! Mine!!” screams Freddy. Batman Beyond is now alone against the Sentry and Freddy Krueger. The Sentry flies in a grabs Batman Beyond by the throat. But then the Sentry’s eyes go wide as Batman Beyond has ignited Hulk Hogan’s blue lightsaber into the Sentry’s chest. Moments before he hits the Graveyard and in his dying breath, the Sentry squeezes and crushes Batman Beyond’s neck, winning the match for his team.
P.M.S. IS VICTORIOUS!!
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad
Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Marine #4, 14-19, 24-36, & Jawa #1.
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Maj. Nelson in The Batwing, Jeannie, & Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring).
The great Ron Popeil has constructed an amazing suspensor field belt, which his team is being allowed to use for this week only because it has been offered for free to anyone that calls his toll free number in the next 15 minutes. This suspensor belt which can be sent factory direst to you is large enough to hold not 1, not 5, not even just 10 or 15 marines; but 20... Count em’ 20 marines and he’ll even throw in a Jawa on top of one giant suspensor field belt in this one time offer. You can’t find this kind of product in stores and you can’t even find it on the web, this is the real deal like only Ronco can provide. Marine #4 turns to his buddies and says: “This is one of the greatest inventions that the Ronster has had yet. I mean, while everybody else is playing super-heroes this week, are team got to start some hardcore Marines, plus our Jawa who might as well be a Marine because he rocks so hard. Semper Fi”!! “Ti-Dee” Jawa #1 exclaims. “Hah, that Jawa, I mean that little marine cracks me up, Semper Fi”. Marine #25 says. Marine #24 then says: “Hey check out this chick coming at us with the S on her chest. I’ll show her what that S really stands for, and also prove that “Seamen ain’t just for the Navy: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Semper Fi”. At this point Major Nelson targets the Ronco air suspensor field to disrupt it and The Annihilation Squad fly in to dispatch the Murderflies at a rate of 3 Murderflies per minute (3 minutes for the whole “Annihilation” to take place if you didn’t feel like doing the math yourself). Suprema turns to Supergirl and says: “What was that thing the Watcher said after last week’s match... Oh yeah, I remember: FLAWLESS VICTORY”.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!
Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Maj. Nelson in The Batwing, Jeannie, & Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring).
The great Ron Popeil has constructed an amazing suspensor field belt, which his team is being allowed to use for this week only because it has been offered for free to anyone that calls his toll free number in the next 15 minutes. This suspensor belt which can be sent factory direst to you is large enough to hold not 1, not 5, not even just 10 or 15 marines; but 20... Count em’ 20 marines and he’ll even throw in a Jawa on top of one giant suspensor field belt in this one time offer. You can’t find this kind of product in stores and you can’t even find it on the web, this is the real deal like only Ronco can provide. Marine #4 turns to his buddies and says: “This is one of the greatest inventions that the Ronster has had yet. I mean, while everybody else is playing super-heroes this week, are team got to start some hardcore Marines, plus our Jawa who might as well be a Marine because he rocks so hard. Semper Fi”!! “Ti-Dee” Jawa #1 exclaims. “Hah, that Jawa, I mean that little marine cracks me up, Semper Fi”. Marine #25 says. Marine #24 then says: “Hey check out this chick coming at us with the S on her chest. I’ll show her what that S really stands for, and also prove that “Seamen ain’t just for the Navy: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Semper Fi”. At this point Major Nelson targets the Ronco air suspensor field to disrupt it and The Annihilation Squad fly in to dispatch the Murderflies at a rate of 3 Murderflies per minute (3 minutes for the whole “Annihilation” to take place if you didn’t feel like doing the math yourself). Suprema turns to Supergirl and says: “What was that thing the Watcher said after last week’s match... Oh yeah, I remember: FLAWLESS VICTORY”.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!
Oblivio Vs. The Abomitrons
Oblivio is Micah Jiett in Darkseid's Destroyer, Mon-Starr & Yess-Man in Sky-Runner, Chucky (w/ a yellow power ring & a red lightsaber), & Black Dragon #8.
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Starfire, Iron Monger, Zombie Neo, & Ratta the Hutt.
Micah Jiett heads in both first and fast with Mon-Starr's massive ship and the rest of the fliers flanking him from behind. Hancock and his crew stay close to each other as they zip thru the heavy gas filled Bespin air (Ratta is in a sack on Starfire's back). Despite the fact that he is inhabiting the body of the chosen one, Zombie Neo is much like all zombies: he doesn’t follow plans. Zombie Neo sees Black Dragon #8 flying toward them and he looks at this not as an oncoming opponent, but as a totally gnarly lunch. Zombie Neo latches onto the back of the huge dragon and begins to rip the dragon to shreds. Eventually the acid that is within the dragon seeps thru which causes Zombie Neo to join his feast in death. Micah Jiett perfectly targets the baby Hutt off of the back of Starfire, thinking that this creature on her back must be an integral part of their battle plan and not just an alien baby that they insisted on bringing with them into battle. This ticks off Starfire something fierce and she uses her Tamaranian strength to punch a hole thru the hull of Darkseid’s Destroyer. Starfire flies in to finish the job, and is joined by the bulky and powerful Iron Monger. Master Jiett jumps out of the ship onto the top of the cockpit and ignites his 2 yellow lightsabers. He then uses them to slice up Iron Monger even as his ship is falling to its doom. Starfire is not foolish enough to get in that close and uses her eye beams to blow up the rest of the falling ship as well as Micah Jiett. Hancock, with the help of Cyborg Norris rockets thru the hull of The Sky-Runner. The 2 super-powered beings use their bare hands to completely destroy the ship. Yess-Mann is killed in the act, but Mon-Starr activates his armor and rushes out to meet the 2 over the wreckage of his falling ship. He puts up a decent fight, but in the end Cyborg Norris’ red beard proves tougher than Mon-Starr’s red armor. Immell #1 delivers a roundhouse kick to the head of Mon-Starr that sends it all the way to the heart of Cloud City. Chucky ignites his red lightsaber and flies toward the remaining Abomitrons. he makes a crack about the deceased baby Hutt that this Watcher is going to opt to not repeat that practically makes him laugh his tag off. The evil little doll is completely confident as he flies in toward his opponents but Cyborg Norris uses his heat vision to keep Chucky’s lightsaber busy, while Starfire uses her star bolts to attack his yellow energy field. Hancock then uses his fist to keep Chucky’s little plastic head attached to his body.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
The Abomitrons are Hancock, Immell #1 (Cyborg Norris), Starfire, Iron Monger, Zombie Neo, & Ratta the Hutt.
Micah Jiett heads in both first and fast with Mon-Starr's massive ship and the rest of the fliers flanking him from behind. Hancock and his crew stay close to each other as they zip thru the heavy gas filled Bespin air (Ratta is in a sack on Starfire's back). Despite the fact that he is inhabiting the body of the chosen one, Zombie Neo is much like all zombies: he doesn’t follow plans. Zombie Neo sees Black Dragon #8 flying toward them and he looks at this not as an oncoming opponent, but as a totally gnarly lunch. Zombie Neo latches onto the back of the huge dragon and begins to rip the dragon to shreds. Eventually the acid that is within the dragon seeps thru which causes Zombie Neo to join his feast in death. Micah Jiett perfectly targets the baby Hutt off of the back of Starfire, thinking that this creature on her back must be an integral part of their battle plan and not just an alien baby that they insisted on bringing with them into battle. This ticks off Starfire something fierce and she uses her Tamaranian strength to punch a hole thru the hull of Darkseid’s Destroyer. Starfire flies in to finish the job, and is joined by the bulky and powerful Iron Monger. Master Jiett jumps out of the ship onto the top of the cockpit and ignites his 2 yellow lightsabers. He then uses them to slice up Iron Monger even as his ship is falling to its doom. Starfire is not foolish enough to get in that close and uses her eye beams to blow up the rest of the falling ship as well as Micah Jiett. Hancock, with the help of Cyborg Norris rockets thru the hull of The Sky-Runner. The 2 super-powered beings use their bare hands to completely destroy the ship. Yess-Mann is killed in the act, but Mon-Starr activates his armor and rushes out to meet the 2 over the wreckage of his falling ship. He puts up a decent fight, but in the end Cyborg Norris’ red beard proves tougher than Mon-Starr’s red armor. Immell #1 delivers a roundhouse kick to the head of Mon-Starr that sends it all the way to the heart of Cloud City. Chucky ignites his red lightsaber and flies toward the remaining Abomitrons. he makes a crack about the deceased baby Hutt that this Watcher is going to opt to not repeat that practically makes him laugh his tag off. The evil little doll is completely confident as he flies in toward his opponents but Cyborg Norris uses his heat vision to keep Chucky’s lightsaber busy, while Starfire uses her star bolts to attack his yellow energy field. Hancock then uses his fist to keep Chucky’s little plastic head attached to his body.
THE ABOMITRONS ARE VICTORIOUS!
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies Vs. Alice's Wonder Team
Bruce's Bodacious Bullies are Eeth Koth & Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #3 in a Helicopter, Xio Jade & Jedi Lightsaber Scientist #4 in a Helicopter, Starkiller in a B-Wing, & Cybertronian Guardian #10.
Alice's Wonder Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Scott Evil, & President Skroob.
In the Wonder Team’s locker room before this match begun Scott Evil and President Skroob, who fancy themselves as leaders of the team told General Zod that they were giving themselves the start and that the squad’s true fliers were going to have to carry them (literally) during the battle. Zod was appalled by this very notion but he replied simply with: “Fine”. As the battle begins Hyperion asks Zod: “Why are we carrying these guys again”? Zod replies with: “ They said that they could be useful tools in this match”. Seconds later The Bullies appear on the scene and Zod says: “Well boys... Use the tools”.. Non and Hyperion then throw Scott Evil and President Skroob thru the Cybertronian Guardian before we can even find out if those things can fly or not. The 2 would-be evil dictators rocket right thru the spark of the Cybertronian Guardian and kill him completely. The 3 pilots for the Bullies fly thru the Bespin air brilliantly, but their skills and vehicles are simply no match for the Wonder Team’s sheer power. General Zod blasts thru the hull of Starkiller’s B-Wing while Non uses his heat vision to melt the helicopter piloted by Eeth Koth. Simultaneously, Hyperion rips the blades off of the top of the helicopter piloted by Xio Jade. General Zod turns to his teammates and comments: “Someday someone will have to explain to me why people don’t realize why I’m in charge”.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
Alice's Wonder Team is General Zod, Non, Hyperion, Scott Evil, & President Skroob.
In the Wonder Team’s locker room before this match begun Scott Evil and President Skroob, who fancy themselves as leaders of the team told General Zod that they were giving themselves the start and that the squad’s true fliers were going to have to carry them (literally) during the battle. Zod was appalled by this very notion but he replied simply with: “Fine”. As the battle begins Hyperion asks Zod: “Why are we carrying these guys again”? Zod replies with: “ They said that they could be useful tools in this match”. Seconds later The Bullies appear on the scene and Zod says: “Well boys... Use the tools”.. Non and Hyperion then throw Scott Evil and President Skroob thru the Cybertronian Guardian before we can even find out if those things can fly or not. The 2 would-be evil dictators rocket right thru the spark of the Cybertronian Guardian and kill him completely. The 3 pilots for the Bullies fly thru the Bespin air brilliantly, but their skills and vehicles are simply no match for the Wonder Team’s sheer power. General Zod blasts thru the hull of Starkiller’s B-Wing while Non uses his heat vision to melt the helicopter piloted by Eeth Koth. Simultaneously, Hyperion rips the blades off of the top of the helicopter piloted by Xio Jade. General Zod turns to his teammates and comments: “Someday someone will have to explain to me why people don’t realize why I’m in charge”.
ALICE’S WONDER TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!
TEAM Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve
TEAM is Iron Lantern, Richard Zacharski (w/ a blue lantern ring), Birdman, Avenger, Birdboy, The Beyonder, & Kokichi (also known as Dr. Ruel).
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Jade (w/ a green & blue lantern ring), & Dive Bomb.
The Beyonder appears next to Galactus and merely flicks him with his right pointer finger to send Galactus off of the Nuwayt system all together....... I hope you are happy now Ed that I gave The Beyonder the love he deserves and acknowledged what he can do to Galactus. Galactus then flew back into the planet of Bespin and devoured The Beyonder and all of his energy. Galactus then exited the planet to rest after exerting himself in such an intense way (kind of like when you skip lunch and then order like twice as many sliders as you usually do; and then you have to just rush home and take a nap). The devourer of worlds then takes himself out of the match all together. Richard Zacharski uses his blue power ring to charge Iron Lantern’s armor up to 200% while Jade uses her blue power ring to charge not only Nova and her own green rings up to 200% but to enhance the powers that she was born with as well. Dive Bomb bites Birdboy in half and then uses his razor sharp wings to slice right thru Avenger. Birdman then retaliates with a massive punch to the chest of Dive Bomb to extinguish his spark and avenge his lame partners. Richard flies in fast, but he is not yet totally accustomed to his new powers and is defeated when he is met by a brutal green energy blast from Jade. It was hard to tell whether it was the traditional powers of Nova or the power of her green ring that totally disintegrated Birdman, but before she could celebrate this quick defeat, she was on the receiving end of a similar cosmic a**kicking from Iron Lantern. Jade then finds herself surrounded by both Iron Lantern and Kokichi in his flying machine. Jade’s blue ring’s powers are enhanced by both her own and that of the Iron Lantern’s suit which is how she is able to absorb his attack and then direct it back at him. This takes just about all of Jade’s power to do, but she is able to finish off Iron Lantern. Jade frantically uses her blue ring to recharge herself while Kokichi uses his halberd to cast Bolt 2. Jade is able to use her green lantern ring even though it is not at its full potential to block the weapon born spell and then uses her own green energy powers to melt the metal (because they can’t destroy the wooden armor) bonding his wings together which sends Kokichi falling to his doom.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE ARE VICTORIOUS!
Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Jade (w/ a green & blue lantern ring), & Dive Bomb.
The Beyonder appears next to Galactus and merely flicks him with his right pointer finger to send Galactus off of the Nuwayt system all together....... I hope you are happy now Ed that I gave The Beyonder the love he deserves and acknowledged what he can do to Galactus. Galactus then flew back into the planet of Bespin and devoured The Beyonder and all of his energy. Galactus then exited the planet to rest after exerting himself in such an intense way (kind of like when you skip lunch and then order like twice as many sliders as you usually do; and then you have to just rush home and take a nap). The devourer of worlds then takes himself out of the match all together. Richard Zacharski uses his blue power ring to charge Iron Lantern’s armor up to 200% while Jade uses her blue power ring to charge not only Nova and her own green rings up to 200% but to enhance the powers that she was born with as well. Dive Bomb bites Birdboy in half and then uses his razor sharp wings to slice right thru Avenger. Birdman then retaliates with a massive punch to the chest of Dive Bomb to extinguish his spark and avenge his lame partners. Richard flies in fast, but he is not yet totally accustomed to his new powers and is defeated when he is met by a brutal green energy blast from Jade. It was hard to tell whether it was the traditional powers of Nova or the power of her green ring that totally disintegrated Birdman, but before she could celebrate this quick defeat, she was on the receiving end of a similar cosmic a**kicking from Iron Lantern. Jade then finds herself surrounded by both Iron Lantern and Kokichi in his flying machine. Jade’s blue ring’s powers are enhanced by both her own and that of the Iron Lantern’s suit which is how she is able to absorb his attack and then direct it back at him. This takes just about all of Jade’s power to do, but she is able to finish off Iron Lantern. Jade frantically uses her blue ring to recharge herself while Kokichi uses his halberd to cast Bolt 2. Jade is able to use her green lantern ring even though it is not at its full potential to block the weapon born spell and then uses her own green energy powers to melt the metal (because they can’t destroy the wooden armor) bonding his wings together which sends Kokichi falling to his doom.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE ARE VICTORIOUS!
Logical Genocide vs. Team SP
“I'm a fart in a gale of wind, a humble violet under a cow pat.”
-Djuna Barnes
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Ion, Manhunter #2 (named Centra), Adam Strange, V (w/ yellow power ring), Jedi Master #28, Cody Jones and Melissa Hudson (w/ a star wand).
Team SP: Deathbird, Brood Queen, Brood #1-4 and Moloch in a Y-Wing.
Let the battle begin. . .
I hear the screams of Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones as they fall to their deaths before they can be considered true combatants in the match. I also see sparkles crackle from a star wand that is held by Melissa Hudson. She joins Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones in their early fates.
Moloch flies his Y-Wing and fires his laser cannons at Manhunter #2-Centra. Centra avoids the cannons and flies to the ship. He manages to rip off one of the rear units like a wishbone. The star fighter spins out of control. Moloch, knowing that his death is imminent, flies the craft at V. V uses his yellow power ring as a shield. The construct takes the brunt of the impact, but the resulting explosion (which destroys both Moloch and the Y-Wing) manages to throw V across the sky. V is met by Deathbird, who uses her razor sharp talons to slice open V’s chest. While falling through the gaseous clouds, V dies.
Brood #1-4 flank each side of the Brood Queen. They meet Adam Strange. Strange uses his energy blast guns to kill Brood #3. Brood #1, 2 and 4 swarm the Rann hero. The Brood rip off Strange’s jetpack spacesuit and watch as he falls toward the planet. Strange does not meet the same squashing fate as Master, Jones and Hudson though as the Brood Queen rips him apart before he reaches the terrain below.
Centra comes upon the Brood and kills Brood #1 and 4. Brood #2 and its Queen viciously retaliate and kill Centra.
Deathbird joins Brood #2 and the Brood Queen as they all face off against Ion. The Torchbearer for the Guardians of the Galaxy warps time, space and reality in a single instant. Team SP is discombobulated. The SP members do not realize that their fate is sealed. Ion decimates them all.
Team SP [whose true name was unwillingly and violently ripped from him by the powers-that-be]: All dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion survives.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Djuna Barnes
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
Logical Genocide: Ion, Manhunter #2 (named Centra), Adam Strange, V (w/ yellow power ring), Jedi Master #28, Cody Jones and Melissa Hudson (w/ a star wand).
Team SP: Deathbird, Brood Queen, Brood #1-4 and Moloch in a Y-Wing.
Let the battle begin. . .
I hear the screams of Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones as they fall to their deaths before they can be considered true combatants in the match. I also see sparkles crackle from a star wand that is held by Melissa Hudson. She joins Jedi Master #28 and Cody Jones in their early fates.
Moloch flies his Y-Wing and fires his laser cannons at Manhunter #2-Centra. Centra avoids the cannons and flies to the ship. He manages to rip off one of the rear units like a wishbone. The star fighter spins out of control. Moloch, knowing that his death is imminent, flies the craft at V. V uses his yellow power ring as a shield. The construct takes the brunt of the impact, but the resulting explosion (which destroys both Moloch and the Y-Wing) manages to throw V across the sky. V is met by Deathbird, who uses her razor sharp talons to slice open V’s chest. While falling through the gaseous clouds, V dies.
Brood #1-4 flank each side of the Brood Queen. They meet Adam Strange. Strange uses his energy blast guns to kill Brood #3. Brood #1, 2 and 4 swarm the Rann hero. The Brood rip off Strange’s jetpack spacesuit and watch as he falls toward the planet. Strange does not meet the same squashing fate as Master, Jones and Hudson though as the Brood Queen rips him apart before he reaches the terrain below.
Centra comes upon the Brood and kills Brood #1 and 4. Brood #2 and its Queen viciously retaliate and kill Centra.
Deathbird joins Brood #2 and the Brood Queen as they all face off against Ion. The Torchbearer for the Guardians of the Galaxy warps time, space and reality in a single instant. Team SP is discombobulated. The SP members do not realize that their fate is sealed. Ion decimates them all.
Team SP [whose true name was unwillingly and violently ripped from him by the powers-that-be]: All dead.
Logical Genocide: Ion survives.
LOGICAL GENOCIDE IS VICTORIOUS!!!
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos vs. The Right Wing
“Love is the fart of every heart: It pains a man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend when 'tis let loose.”
-Sir John Suckling
'Love's Offence'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Commandos: Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Bronze Dragon #1 and Mrs. Doubtfire.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), John Stewart, Blue Lantern #2 and Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3.
Let the battle begin. . .
Mrs. Doubtfire rides Bronze Dragon #1. Due to the fact that it is out of its normal aquatic element, the beast does not have the mobility it is accustomed to. Its erratic flight patterns leave Mrs. Doubtfire soiling her own pants. Mrs. D and her Dragon are confronted by Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3. Although it is not at its best, Bronze Dragon #1 spits lightning at the ships. Droid Fighter Ships #2 and #3 are riddled with lightning. The ships crash into one another and the explosion jars Mrs. Doubtfire’s teeth in her mouth.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
As she puts her fake dentures back in her mouth, she sees Blue Lantern #2. Blue Lantern #2 uses a construct to push Doubtfire off the dragon.
Mrs. Doubtfire (while falling to her death): Ooooh you wicked, wicked monkey!
Blue Lantern #2 is joined by John Stewart. Together they easily dispatch with Bronze Dragon #1.
The battle of the Lanterns then ensues. Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil and Taa face John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2. Karu-Sil and Dex-Starr easily dispatch with Blue Lantern #2. The Green Lanterns John Stewart and Taa face off. John Stewart eventually gains the upper hand and kills Taa. Dex-Starr and Karu-Sil combine forces. Stewart cannot stop both Commandos’ ring powers. While Karu-Sil uses her yellow ring; Stewart uses his green ring as a counter-defense. Dex-Starr’s red ring comes into the fray and is too much for Stewart who focuses his entire energies on Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pommels Stewart and in an instant, flies at his face. The feline alien claws Stewart’s eyes out and slashes his throat. Stewart dies.
Silver Surfer soars over to the Commando lanterns. Using both the power cosmic and lantern ring, he dispatches with Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pounces on the Surfer. The surfboard careens out of control. The Surfer manages to throw Dex-Starr off his back. As Dex-Starr turns around he is destroyed by the Surfer. As the Surfer turns, he is met by Fatality. The two beings begin a pitched battle. Although she is one of the best combatants in the universe, Fatality weakens as the power cosmic repeatedly rips into her. Fatality’s last thought is- Why didn’t Bowman start?!?
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos: All dead.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer alive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
-Sir John Suckling
'Love's Offence'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Commandos: Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Bronze Dragon #1 and Mrs. Doubtfire.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer (w/ a green lantern ring), John Stewart, Blue Lantern #2 and Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3.
Let the battle begin. . .
Mrs. Doubtfire rides Bronze Dragon #1. Due to the fact that it is out of its normal aquatic element, the beast does not have the mobility it is accustomed to. Its erratic flight patterns leave Mrs. Doubtfire soiling her own pants. Mrs. D and her Dragon are confronted by Droid Fighter Ships #2 and 3. Although it is not at its best, Bronze Dragon #1 spits lightning at the ships. Droid Fighter Ships #2 and #3 are riddled with lightning. The ships crash into one another and the explosion jars Mrs. Doubtfire’s teeth in her mouth.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Carpe dentum. Seize the teeth.
As she puts her fake dentures back in her mouth, she sees Blue Lantern #2. Blue Lantern #2 uses a construct to push Doubtfire off the dragon.
Mrs. Doubtfire (while falling to her death): Ooooh you wicked, wicked monkey!
Blue Lantern #2 is joined by John Stewart. Together they easily dispatch with Bronze Dragon #1.
The battle of the Lanterns then ensues. Dex-Starr, Karu-Sil and Taa face John Stewart and Blue Lantern #2. Karu-Sil and Dex-Starr easily dispatch with Blue Lantern #2. The Green Lanterns John Stewart and Taa face off. John Stewart eventually gains the upper hand and kills Taa. Dex-Starr and Karu-Sil combine forces. Stewart cannot stop both Commandos’ ring powers. While Karu-Sil uses her yellow ring; Stewart uses his green ring as a counter-defense. Dex-Starr’s red ring comes into the fray and is too much for Stewart who focuses his entire energies on Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pommels Stewart and in an instant, flies at his face. The feline alien claws Stewart’s eyes out and slashes his throat. Stewart dies.
Silver Surfer soars over to the Commando lanterns. Using both the power cosmic and lantern ring, he dispatches with Karu-Sil. Dex-Starr pounces on the Surfer. The surfboard careens out of control. The Surfer manages to throw Dex-Starr off his back. As Dex-Starr turns around he is destroyed by the Surfer. As the Surfer turns, he is met by Fatality. The two beings begin a pitched battle. Although she is one of the best combatants in the universe, Fatality weakens as the power cosmic repeatedly rips into her. Fatality’s last thought is- Why didn’t Bowman start?!?
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos: All dead.
The Right Wing: Silver Surfer alive.
THE RIGHT WING IS VICTORIOUS!!!
The Horsemen of Apokolips vs. The Untouchables
“To the Glorious ,Pious, and Immortal Memory of King William theThird, Prince of Orange, who delivered us from Popes and Popery, Knaves and Knavery, Slaves and Slavery, Brass Money, and Wooden Shoes, and He that Will Not Take this Toast May He Be Damn'd, Cramm'd, and Jamm'd Down the Great Gun of Athlone, and the Gun Fired in the Pope's Belly, and the Pope Fired in the Devil's Belly, and the Devil Fired into Hell, and the Door Lock'd, and the Key Forever in the Pocket of a Stout Orangeman. And Here's a Fart for the Bishop of Cork!”
-Anonymous
c.1890 'The Orange Toast'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Horsemen: Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ a red lantern ring), Archangel, Annihilus, Superboy Prime and Tally Hawk.
The Untouchables: Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Green Lantern Sinestro and Romat-Ru.
Hal Jordan Parallax scans the Untouchables’ pure lantern force. Although the Untouchables’ team is extremely formidable, Jordan knows that his team must defeat them to seal their own position in this Fantasy Fantasy League Year 3 Match. More important, he must have a grand showing due to the rumors currently whispered by league members. A new Parallax figure has spurned more angst and horror than himself – a fact which is unacceptable. Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq. must learn of what transpires during this battle. He must learn and acknowledge that there is only one true Parallax combination in this league. . . himself!
Quicksilver’s cyborg/bird companion Tally Hawk screeches and soars at Red Lantern Guy Gardner. Gardner’s rage fuels his ring and he shreds Tally Hawk apart.
Gardner: Never stood a chance. . .
Green Lantern Sinestro flies through Bespin’s gaseous clouds. Without warning he is struck by Archangel. Archangel uses his techno-organic wings as weapons and slices through Sinestro. Sinestro uses his ring powers, but he has already been severely injured due to Worthington’s actions. Sinestro begins to lose consciousness and Archangel takes advantage of this fact. Archangel fires his metallic feathers at Green Lantern Sinestro. Sinestro is ripped apart, his lifeless body careening to the planet below. While Archangel is focused on Sinestro’s demise, the vile Xudarian Romat-Ru teams up with Sodam Yat to destroy Archangel.
Superboy Prime and Annihilus focus on the two lanterns, Romat-Ru and Sodam Yat. The Negative Zoner uses cosmic control rod to manipulate and scramble Romat Ru on a molecular level. Romat Ru is destroyed. The combination of Sodam Yat’s Daxamite powers and power ring destroys Superboy Prime. Yat then begins to battle Annihilus; he is joined by Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The two lanterns overcome Annihilus and kill him.
Hal Jordan Parallax faces Sodam Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The time has now come to show the league that he is the one true Parallax combo.
HJP: This is my time. This is my match. This ends now.
HJP’s control over time, as well as his ability to alter reality, leaves no room for Yat or Gardner to defend themselves. The two lanterns eventually succumb to HJP and are killed.
HJP flies to this Watcher.
HJP: Tell all those who deem Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq a threat that he is but a joke. . . I am the one true Parallax combo . . . except for the real Parallax, who is with the Commandos, that is.
Horsemen of Apokolips: Hal Jordan Parallax survives.
The Untouchables: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
-Anonymous
c.1890 'The Orange Toast'
I look at the teams to do battle at Bespin during this Week 10 Match. They are as follows:
The Horsemen: Hal Jordan Parallax (w/ a red lantern ring), Archangel, Annihilus, Superboy Prime and Tally Hawk.
The Untouchables: Sodom Yat, Red Lantern Guy Gardner, Green Lantern Sinestro and Romat-Ru.
Hal Jordan Parallax scans the Untouchables’ pure lantern force. Although the Untouchables’ team is extremely formidable, Jordan knows that his team must defeat them to seal their own position in this Fantasy Fantasy League Year 3 Match. More important, he must have a grand showing due to the rumors currently whispered by league members. A new Parallax figure has spurned more angst and horror than himself – a fact which is unacceptable. Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq. must learn of what transpires during this battle. He must learn and acknowledge that there is only one true Parallax combination in this league. . . himself!
Quicksilver’s cyborg/bird companion Tally Hawk screeches and soars at Red Lantern Guy Gardner. Gardner’s rage fuels his ring and he shreds Tally Hawk apart.
Gardner: Never stood a chance. . .
Green Lantern Sinestro flies through Bespin’s gaseous clouds. Without warning he is struck by Archangel. Archangel uses his techno-organic wings as weapons and slices through Sinestro. Sinestro uses his ring powers, but he has already been severely injured due to Worthington’s actions. Sinestro begins to lose consciousness and Archangel takes advantage of this fact. Archangel fires his metallic feathers at Green Lantern Sinestro. Sinestro is ripped apart, his lifeless body careening to the planet below. While Archangel is focused on Sinestro’s demise, the vile Xudarian Romat-Ru teams up with Sodam Yat to destroy Archangel.
Superboy Prime and Annihilus focus on the two lanterns, Romat-Ru and Sodam Yat. The Negative Zoner uses cosmic control rod to manipulate and scramble Romat Ru on a molecular level. Romat Ru is destroyed. The combination of Sodam Yat’s Daxamite powers and power ring destroys Superboy Prime. Yat then begins to battle Annihilus; he is joined by Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The two lanterns overcome Annihilus and kill him.
Hal Jordan Parallax faces Sodam Yat and Red Lantern Guy Gardner. The time has now come to show the league that he is the one true Parallax combo.
HJP: This is my time. This is my match. This ends now.
HJP’s control over time, as well as his ability to alter reality, leaves no room for Yat or Gardner to defend themselves. The two lanterns eventually succumb to HJP and are killed.
HJP flies to this Watcher.
HJP: Tell all those who deem Mandalorian-armored, red and blue lightsaber wielding, Bryan Beckerman-Parallax, Esq a threat that he is but a joke. . . I am the one true Parallax combo . . . except for the real Parallax, who is with the Commandos, that is.
Horsemen of Apokolips: Hal Jordan Parallax survives.
The Untouchables: All dead.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!
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