“Colonel, there's a native doing the funky chicken.”
-Bulldozer Pilot
I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:
Alice’s Wonder Team: Vampires #4 and 5 and Goblin #5.
Oblivio: Vampire #99 and Shredder.
Let the battle begin. . .
Goblin #5 (holding up its sword): Although some may recognize us as “commons,” we should acknowledge ourselves as “extraordinary.”
Vampire #4: Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah.
Vampire #5: Quit doing your Count Von Count impersonation and focus on the match!
Vampire #4: Sorry.
With Vampire #4 now focused, he joins Vampire #5 as they run at Vampire #99. A pitched battle ensues as the vampires fight. Vampire #99 is thrown to the jungle floor. Vampire #99 quickly lifts a jutting stick from the ground and holds it close. As Vampire #5 rushes at him, Vampire #99 reveals the stick and slams it into Vampire #5’s chest. Vampire #5 explodes. Vampire #99 then faces Vampire #4. As the remaining vampires fight, Goblin #5 joins the fray. While Vampire #4 embraces Vampire #99, Goblin #5 slices Vampire #99’s head off. Vampire #4 and Goblin #5 focus on Shredder. The skilled Ninjutsu master uses his claws to rip into Goblin #5, who falls to the jungles’ ground - mortally wounded. Shredder then faces Vampire #4. Although Vampire #4 is a quick combatant, Shredder is victorious in the end.
Alice’s Wonder Team: All dead.
Oblivio: Shredder survives.
OBLIVIO IS VICTORIOUS!!!
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Wow. Even though we've had our differences, that was a HUGE win.
Congrats, Oblivo. Nicely done.
The Mithril Vest was given to today's champion The Shredder.
Thanks Johnny - my best rosters appear to be those that don't require an excess of calivary (cough, cough...points).
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