Sunday, May 23, 2010

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Xavier's Annihilation Squad

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Marine #4, 14-19, 24-36, & Jawa #1.

Xavier's Annihilation Squad is Supergirl, Suprema (w/ a blue lantern ring), Maj. Nelson in The Batwing, Jeannie, & Silver Racer (w/ a green lantern ring).


The great Ron Popeil has constructed an amazing suspensor field belt, which his team is being allowed to use for this week only because it has been offered for free to anyone that calls his toll free number in the next 15 minutes. This suspensor belt which can be sent factory direst to you is large enough to hold not 1, not 5, not even just 10 or 15 marines; but 20... Count em’ 20 marines and he’ll even throw in a Jawa on top of one giant suspensor field belt in this one time offer. You can’t find this kind of product in stores and you can’t even find it on the web, this is the real deal like only Ronco can provide. Marine #4 turns to his buddies and says: “This is one of the greatest inventions that the Ronster has had yet. I mean, while everybody else is playing super-heroes this week, are team got to start some hardcore Marines, plus our Jawa who might as well be a Marine because he rocks so hard. Semper Fi”!! “Ti-Dee” Jawa #1 exclaims. “Hah, that Jawa, I mean that little marine cracks me up, Semper Fi”. Marine #25 says. Marine #24 then says: “Hey check out this chick coming at us with the S on her chest. I’ll show her what that S really stands for, and also prove that “Seamen ain’t just for the Navy: IF YOU KNOW WHAT I’M TALKIN ABOUT! Semper Fi”. At this point Major Nelson targets the Ronco air suspensor field to disrupt it and The Annihilation Squad fly in to dispatch the Murderflies at a rate of 3 Murderflies per minute (3 minutes for the whole “Annihilation” to take place if you didn’t feel like doing the math yourself). Suprema turns to Supergirl and says: “What was that thing the Watcher said after last week’s match... Oh yeah, I remember: FLAWLESS VICTORY”.
XAVIER’S ANNIHILATION SQUAD IS VICTORIOUS!

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

The Devil Lance and The Demon Rod were given to Major Nelson & Jeannie.