Thursday, March 26, 2026

Week 4 Democracy: The Underhills vs Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

 The UnderhillsMogo, Bizarro Superman, Matrix, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Nova (Sam Alexander), Rooster in a TIE Fighter, Hangman in a TIE Dagger, Omega Supreme, The Aerialbots: Silverbolt (Final Death), Skydive (Final Death), Fireflight, Slingshot (Final Death), Air Raid (Final Death), Star Fox in a TIE Advanced, IG-90 in a TIE Interceptor, Bastilla Shan in Kyle Houslander's Jedi Fighter, Steel, Ellen Ripley & Jedi Knight Guardians #2-8 in NASA Space Shuttle

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies: Star-Lord (Final Death), Gamora (Final Death), Drax (Final Death), Groot (Final Death), Rocket The Racoon, Nebula (Final Death), and Mantis in the Milano, Commander William Adama in the Battlestar Galactica, Vampire Bite Emperor Palpatine In the Emperor's Shuttle, Captain Rex In the Umbaran Starfighter, General Grievous, 4-Lom & Zuckess a Nasa Space Shuttle, Darth Bane, Syndicate Maul, Savage Opress, Shaak-Ti, Cosmos, Star Wolf, Kirby, Voltron, Thor, and Zombie White Martian

Tuesday, March 24, 2026

S17 W3: Underhills vs Cowboy Killers

 The Underhills are:  Norma Cenva, Ghanima Atreides, Tamerlane, The Eternals:(Gilgamesh,Druig,Ikaris,Kingo,Sprite,Phastos,Makkari,Ajak,Thena), Darth Talon, Beachcomber, Predacons: (Razorclaw,Divebomb,Rampage,Headstrong,Tantrum), Broadside, Mary Embery, Ellen Ripley


The Cowboy Killers are: Ajax, Beowulf, Hecate, 10 sandworms, Hungarian Horntail, Chinese Fireball, Swedish Short Snout, Ghost Rider (Danny Ketch), Surtur, Master Mold, T-X, Splinter w/ Double Blue Lightsaber, Bob Sagat, 3 Swordmaster of Ginaz


The desert trembled as both sides closed in on each other and the battle started. Hecate twisted the battlefield with illusions and warped space, yet Sprite pushed back just enough to create pockets of clarity, allowing Makkari to blitz across the dunes and disrupt Master Mold before his Sentinel production could fully stabilize. Kingo and Ajak joined the fight as well and the chaos had sent the sandworms into a rage. As they all battled, the ground below them began to open and 4 of the sandworms began their feast. As they rose up to strike, Master Mold was able to summon one last strike and all were blasted out of existence by a coordinated barrage. 

Overhead, Ikaris carved through the sky with beams of cosmic energy, managing to mortally wound the Swedish Short-Snout before being entangled by the flaming chain of Ghost Rider, the two crashing down in a brutal collision defeated Ikaris but left Ghost Rider temporarily incapacitated. On the ground, Phastos deployed complex constructs that briefly restrained several Sandworms, but the T-X adapted quickly, corrupting his own systems and turning his weapons against him, eliminating him in a sudden reversal. Nearby, Druig attempted to seize control of weaker minds and even managed to momentarily disrupt Beowulf, but Hecate intervened directly, overwhelming Druig’s mind and removing him from the fight entirely.

The Predacons charged as a unified force, tearing into two of the sandworms, but their momentum broke when Splinter entered and combining his ninja skills and his precise lightsaber strikes, dismantled Razorclaw and Tantrum in quick succession, though Headstrong managed to land a devastating blow that forced Splinter back before being finished by a follow-up strike that killed both in the process. In the chaos, Darth Talon cut through one of the sandwormns and even dueled one of the Swordmasters of Ginaz, killing him after a fierce exchange, but the remaining two adapted quickly and ultimately brought her down through coordinated precision. Ellen Ripley held her ground against advancing threats and managed to destroy the T-X with a well-placed explosive shot after it had been damaged, but she was soon overwhelmed by Ajax in close combat. Meanwhile, Ghanima Atreides used her prescient awareness to guide allies and avoid several lethal strikes, but even she could not evade the unpredictable timing of the sandworms forever, eventually being caught and pulled beneath the surface.

At the center, the battle between Gilgamesh, Thena, and Surtur became the defining clash, with the two Eternals pushing the fire giant harder than before, Thena carving through his defenses while Gilgamesh struck with overwhelming force. Surtur’s flames surged beyond control, consuming both in a final, catastrophic eruption that left him wounded until he was crushed from Broadside who also managed to bring down the Chinese Fireball in a fiery heap. Broadside’s victory was short-lived as he was immediately torn apart by the Hungarian Horntail. Ajak briefly turned the tide by healing several allies, but she became a priority target and was eliminated before she could sustain the effort. Beachcomber was lost in the chaos to the sandworms, and Norma Cenva was ultimately caught in the crossfire of collapsing constructs and dragonfire, unable to withstand the scale of destruction.

During the entire battle, on a dune in the far distance, the comedy of Bob Sagat echoed across the endless sands of Arrakis. The remaining predacons decided to team up and end the jokes but the Ghost Rider, still wounded from his earlier scrap with Ikaris, jumped his bike off the dunes in an attempt to protect everyone’s favorite 1980’s tv dad. As they collide in the air, Bob is crushed and the fight is short as a sandworm emerges to swallow all of them up. That sandworm eventually dies of indigestion.

Tamerlane and Mary Embery attempted to run away but were hunted down by Beowulf. He picks them both up by the head and shakes them violently until their bodies detach. He raises their skulls in victory. 


Monday, March 23, 2026

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

 Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are Shazam, Mary Marvel, Pedro Pena, Eugene Choi, Capt. Marvel Jr., Darla Dudley, Ganondorf (w/ The Infinity Gauntlet, Power, & Time Stones), Black Lantern Apocalypse, Black Lantern Supergirl, He-Man & Battle cat, Kamek in a Landspeeder, & Chittari Leviathon #3A


Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Thor, Dormamu, Voltron, Paul Maud Dib, Alia Atreides, Count Glossu Rabban, Duke Leto Atreides, Tllaloc, Scytale, Korba the Panegryst, & Chester Cheetah in a M-1 Abrams Tank, Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother #1-10, Hrethgir #1-18, Sardakaur #1A, Blight, Hun-Gurr, Ravage, Rippersnapper, Twinstrike, & Windrazor, Sue from The Copper Door on a 3 Wheeler, Colleen on a 3 Wheeler, & Munk.



Hot, dry, and dangerous describe every aspect of this Hellish landscape where these two powerhouse squads get ready to square off.  For an entire generation, yes twenty years have I watched the epic battles and struggles of The Fantasy Fantasy League unfold.  Many things have changed; but many are as they have always been.  Ideas come and go becoming a thing of legend but so many of them come full circle and return to exactly as they once were.  Even now as I prepare myself atop a rocky pass, I recall the many times I have visited Arrakis for this very mission.  I watch two squads prepare themselves for not only a battle to the death amongst one another; but a battle for survival against the elements themselves.  The familiar, nay unforgettable nostril stinging sensation of the spice melange, cinnamon building exponentially in a nasal passage so very opened by the stinging sensation, yet still filling lungs gasping for breath in the thick air of the planet the natives call Dune.  This is not a battlefield that has settings amongst settings.  Simply one area with both squads anticipating a fight, so that this Hellish landscape can be escaped from one way or another.  Two teams that once again spring forth memories of a league that still exists but by some has been forgotten and yet by others was never known.  Two names that already pre-exist the annals of Fantasy Fantasy.  For today:  We see The Horsemen of Apokolips do battle with The Murderflies.  

Alia Atreides takes command of the ten Bene Gesserit Reverend Mothers at her disposal.  Some of them over five times her biological age.  Barely a young woman in numerical years, Alia possesses lifetimes of knowledge that far surpass the ten seasoned women under her command.  They move towards Darla Dudley first.  The Reverend Mothers throw themselves into battle; but the speedster is too much for them as the youngest member of the Shazam family quickly dispatches two of them and then a third.  Alia moves in towards Darla next breaking flank with the other Mothers.  Unphased by her opponent's speed Alia draws her two blades and moves into action.  With a crysknife in one hand and a golden hilted ceremonial blade of The Atreides in her left, Alia showcases not that she is a half breed warrior; but that she is both fully Fremen and fully Atreides.  She brutally slices into the throat, chest, and eyes of the girl about her age while also seeing a vision of the future.  She knows that someday her methods will be viewed by some as grotesque.  A thing to be feared, an abomination, a goddess of a brutal, Universe wide Jihad.  She looks down at the body of her first victim, knowing the eyes of the other Reverend Mothers are upon her as she whispers:  "They will call me St. Alia of the Knife".  

Thor never backs down from a challenge and sees that there is a run on Shazam Family members.  Two attack him at once and the god of Thunder welcomes the challenge.  Eugene Choi follows the lead of Capt. Marvel Jr. As they attempt to flank Thor from both the front and back.  Capt. Marvel Jr. Moving swiftly in his Shazam (Jr.) form is quite different then his powerless version crippled by The evil Captain Nazi (yes, that really is his comic book origin).  C.M. Jr. begins to grapple with Thor, but despite his super strength, finds himself no match for Odin's son.  Thor pushes the young hero away and throws his mighty hammer in his general direction.  C.M. Jr. ducks but Thor moves in fast to grab him with his bare hands, holding him up over his head and then bringing the youngster down on his knee with a ground shaking back breaker.  Thor then ducks as well as his mighty hammer attempts to return to him, causing Mjolnir to strike Eugen Choi as he was sneaking up behind.  

Dormamu squares up against Ganondorf thinking that his fiery magic will make quick work of what appears to be a medieval simpleton.  But Ganon, with the power of two Infinity Stones aiding his own makes short work of the magical demon by showing him what manipulation of dark magic truly looks like.  

Shazam, none too happy with the way these mere flies of murder who have thus far dispatched some his young family is trying to move through the battlefield towards some of those who have taken their lives.  Although, he is first held up by The Indigo Lantern Munk.  Not held up for long though as he sends a blast of concentrated power through the former counterpart to Indigo One that blasts through not only his energy field and aura; but through his very body as well.  

Colleen and Sue hit the dunes of Dune hard on their 3 Wheelers, kicking up enough dirt to make even the FFL Nerds want a shower.  They roll up side by side and give each other a nod as they perfectly hit a rock outcropping.  Using it as a ramp, they fly into the air and land perfectly on the back of The Chattari Leviathon.  Once on its back they leap off of the 3 Wheelers and let the machines crash into the back of the Leviathon's neck.  They nod to each other again, knowing that this is a suicide mission, while Sue pulls out her 12 Gauge Pump Shottie and Colleen grabs the Neener from behind the counter at Sandy's.  They both start blasting Devito from Always Sunny style and yell "JUST LIKE F****** SAIGON, HUH SLICK"?!!? As they watch The massive Chittari start to fall from the sky to its death.  They are overjoyed in accomplishment as the legendary creature begins to fall.  I am sure it had nothing to do with the massive artillery blasts to its underbelly from The M-1 Abrams Tank down below.  

 Paul Atreides moves through the sands of Arrakis as if he was born into the ways of Dune.  Although he does it faster than even the most fit and prime shape Fremen.  He is approached by a young man of insignificant build by the name of Pedro who yells the immortal word "SHAZAM" and changes shape like no Face Dancer Paul has ever witnessed before.  Usul thinks to himself that such power and vibration is sure to summon many large Makers to this battle before the day is done.  Is he seeing the future with these thoughts; or simply helping to bring about the events that will inevitably cause them, he wonders to himself.  The Young Pena moves at Paul with an inhuman swiftness and is shocked to see this thin, almost boyish featured man move not only with a similar swiftness; but also with a methodical and strategic motion unmatched even by what he has seen done by Black Adam, Mary Marvel, or even Shazam himself.  Pedro begins to focus his energy into a blast to be aimed at his opponent; but Maud Dib rolls into the sands, barely disturbing a grain and focuses his Weirding Ways effortlessly into Pedro, shattering his spine.  

As The Five Massive Lions fly through the air, the blue Lion blasts apart Kamek and his landspeeder before materializing a massive sword and merging to form Voltron.  While this is happening nearby, The Red Duke himself, one of the masterminds behind the Murderflies strategy for today, activates his shield; but not before firing several shots of his lasgun towards a beautiful young woman on the opposing side.  It is yet unclear if or how the lasgun would have affected Black Lantern Supergirl; but regardless, she swiftly dodged the blasts, took flight, and then swooped back down to obliterate Duke Leto Atreides into the sands, Holtzman Shield and all.  

Count Glossu Rabban, the Beast himself and one of the only known men to ever hunt and murder a Sandworm puts into the ground his stolen thumper in an attempt to bring forth one of the massive worms.  The Na-Baron revels in the chaos and destruction this act may bring forth.  He-Man approaches atop his steed Battle Cat wondering what this more fat than muscular fiend is up to.  Rabban cocks the massive modified lasgun designed for killing Shai Halud himself and takes a pot shot towards He-Man, blasting his steed out from under him and killing Battle Cat.  He-Man rolls with the hit and leaps back into action.  The furious Eternian gives Rabban no time for celebration as he cleaves him in two with his battle axe.  

As the five Terrorcons merge to form The Mighty Abominus a grizzled Sardakaur from an ancient French bloodline, who goes simply by Mike tries to buy some time for his Decepticon allies from Black Lantern Apocalypse.  Sardakaur #1A, the original Murderfly pulls the razor sharp wire from his scalp, leaps into action, and squeezes the wire like an old fashioned Cosa Nostra of ancient earth.  He actually draws some blood from the ancient Egyptian Mutant before Apocalypse drives his body head first into sand that is no longer soft at that velocity.  Abominus, using all of its combined might moves in fast to take advantage of the short diversion that their tiny teammate Mike Murderfly gave them.  Apocalypse grows to twice his normal size; but is still dwarfed by the Decepticon Gestalt who is relentlessly pounding the mutant.  They push Apocalypse into the sand which he is all too familiar with; but are unable to permanently kill him as his black lantern abilities continue to regenerate the animated corpse.  It isn't until the spice melange mixes with the cybertronian energon spewing from the damaged hull of Abominus that the black lantern energy is dissipated and the already dead Apocalypse dies for good.  The explosion caused from the destruction of such a powerful Mutant blew the monstrous Gestalt apart killing Hun-Gurr, Ripper Snapper, and Twinstrike, leaving the remaining Terrorcons damaged but still functioning.  

Tlaloc, the mightiest of the original Titan Cymeks and there once leader unleashes a wave of vicious artillery at Shazam who is still on a mission of vengeance towards these Killer Insects that have laid waste to several of his young siblings.  Shazam blasts into the atmosphere above the arid air and comes back down like a very bolt of lightning that he can control.  His body rockets into the center of the massive being that looks like a killer robot; but in so doing destroys the ancient human brain that controls him.

Mary Marvel stands in the sandy ground, a bit more composed then her brother/boyfriend (depending on the writer); but just as ready.  She stands ready for the M-1 Abrams Tank rolling her way with the Hrethgir hanging off the side of it as literal human protection for the reinforced steel tank.  Mary hits the sand with a blast to uproot the tank and flip it completely over.  The damage would have most likely been enough; but BL Supergirl decided to fly by with a strafing run of heat vision to literally add fuel to the fire.  The Hrethgir were flung from the tank, killing two thirds of them.  As for the three combatants inside the tank, only Chester Cheetah was fast enough to escape the aftermath.  

 The three remaining Terrorcons square up against the much smaller BL Supergirl and He-Man; but they are not to be taken lightly.  Supergirl puts a hole through the center of Blight with a healthy blast of heat vision, and then flies directly through the center of Ravage, while He-Man leaps into the air to punch the head off of Windrazor before grabbing a hold of Chester and skinning the Cheetah in recompense for his own fallen feline.  Alia leads the remaining Reverend Mothers and Hrethgir and has no problem letting them take the brunt of the Shazam family's resident Huzz Baddie.  In fact, they take more then the brunt as not a single one of the combatants remains after Mary Marvel has her way with them.  Alia runs in fast, placing her hand on the head of Marvel, showing her a glimpse of horrors from human history that no mortal should see.  Alia then takes advantage of Mary's frightened and vulnerable state.  As she returns to her human form, Alia shoves her crysknife under the chin of Mary to insure a minimal loss of blood like any good Fremen would.  Thor and Voltron both move towards Shazam in a two on one battle that he certainly cannot handle; but Shazam drives lightning into the ground to bring a sandworm to the surface.  Voltron is able to take flight and escape the enormous Maker; but in doing so retreats far enough away to allow Shazam to take on Thor One V. One.  Now, I would venture to say that Thor would most likely beat Shazam in most one on one confrontations.  In fact, I supported the vote of Thor over Shazam back in the famous, or perhaps infamous Marvel Vs. DC crossover all those decades ago.  But that wasn't Fantasy Fantasy, they aren't going to pray before this match-up, and that time Shazam hadn't just watched most of his family die.  The two gods begin by grappling and find that they are just as evenly matched in that arena as they are with their power over thunder and lightning.  Thor reclaims his hammer after losing it and throws it at Shazam, but Capt. Marvel punches the hammer away and then screams "SHAZAM" unleashing more power then he ever has in a last ditch effort to take Thor out of the equation and keep The Horsemen in the cat bird's seat of this match.  The very flesh of the Asgardian burns off as Shazam is able to end the life of the heir to the throne of all of Midgard.  Shazam, now weakened sees that Voltron, the massive inter-galactic protector is fast approaching.  Voltron brings his skyscraper sized sword down on Shazam who catches it between his two palms.  Capt. Marvel fights with every iota of his remaining strength to hold back the sword; but eventually even his incalculable strength gives way as the sword of Votron slices through the body of Billy Batson.  Ganondorf is berating Paul Atreides with myriad forms of dark magic attacks, while the much smaller Paul is doing his best to evade the villain and get in as many small hits as possible to chip away at Ganon (you know like the end sequence of that one Zelda Game (you know the one I am talking about)).  Link, err....  I mean Paul is able to redirect the power pf Ganon, who has now taken on the form of a huge monster and then use his magically enhanced blade to deal the killing blow to Ganondorf.        

 As the last remaining combatants of each squad gather together, they both prepare for the final push of the skirmish.  BL Supergirl takes flight to meet Voltron head on in the cloudless skies.  Supergirl hits the right hand of Voltron with a potent blast of black lantern enhanced freeze breath which causes the massive robot to drop its most powerful weapon.  Voltron via his five pilots redirect their elemental powers inward then blasting outward at Supergirl from its mounted laser cannons as she is attempting a full scale assault.  The combined cosmic elements of the green and red jaw blade cannons are able to destroy the black lantern; but the sheer Kryptonian blast causes the two pilots and their lions to join Supergirl in death.  The Blue Lion and its pilot Lance are also taken out by the destruction of the whole, leaving only the Black and Yellow Lions free flying and detached.  

With a massive leap into the air, He-Man jumps onto the back of The Yellow Lion, while The Black Lion and leader flies in quickly to help out his remaining teammate; but He-Man hurls the Sword of Power into the mouth of The Black Lion causing it to self destruct before he drives his mighty fists into the back of the head of The Yellow Lion to take that one out as well.  He-Man somersaults to the ground, pulling his axe and shield to defend against any remaining Murderflies when he is surrounded by Paul and his sister Alia.  The two much smaller Murderflies are no match for the pure strength of the last remaining Horseman; but they make up for that disadvantage with superior speed.  Alia hears the voice of Paul in her head telling her:  

"You are small, he will expect you to go low".

As she hears the telepathic voice of the brother whose entire past she was made aware of in the womb of their mother, she sees from the corner of her blue within blue eye the speedy shadow of Paul moving to attack below the belt of He-Man towards a potential weak spot between his axe and shield.  Alia leaps into the air with a full body flip and drives her dual blades into the neck of He-Man from above and behind his head, using her weirding ways to break his rock hard skin before entry.  As she comes down from her acrobatic maneuver, she both sees and feels from within the blood of her brother falling upon the very dunes of Arrakis.  

Some things never change.  This league will always find subtle ways to repeat itself.  There is no other way if the outcome is to be respected.  But then again sometimes the unbelievable does take place.  Sometimes The Murderflies even defeat The Horsemen. 

TEAM Vs. Gay Neighbors From Outer Drive (Week 3 The Desolated Side of Arrakis)

Team: God Emperor Leto, Hasmir Fenring, Istian Goss, 15 Moritani Soldiers, Old Man Parks, Dave Parks: TreeWizard, Vampire Thanos, Zombie Mon El, Yoda, Sinestro, Ragnarok, El Diablo, Prince of the Cosmos, Set, Absurd Harkonen, and a Jump City Police Officer 


Gay Neighbors from Outer Drive: Jade (DC), Metallo, Freddy Krueger, Omnius, Vladimir Harkonnen, Serena and Manion Butler, Trin Kronos, Moon Knight, Samson (from the Bible) , Shao Khan w/ scythe and personal Holzman shield , Phenomeman, Terrax, Emma Frost, Bill Cypher, Dewey the Cum Fairy, Trogdor the Burninator, Captain Caveman, King Bumi , Rebel Troopers #1-8


No spice blew here. No worms sang beneath the sand. The sky itself seemed peeled back. Wind carved the dunes, and the air tasted like something long dead.

That’s where they chose to meet.

No diplomacy. No prophecy. Just annihilation.

TEAM  arrived like a distortion in reality itself.

Freddy Krueger stepped towards TEAM first, blades dragging sparks across stone-hard sand. Behind him came Emma Frost, already diamond-skinned, eyes cold. Metallo’s chest glowed kryptonite green, lighting the battlefield.

Samson said nothing, but the ground trembled beneath his stance.

It began before anyone gave the order.

It began with a dream.

Freddy raised one claw and suddenly half of TEAM staggered.

The Moritani soldiers collapsed screaming, minds dragged into nightmares. One shot himself. Another clawed his own eyes out.

But Yoda’s cane struck the ground.

“Not real he is” he whispered.

The Force surged outward like a cleansing wave. The dreams shattered.

Freddy frowned.

“CHAT… I was just getting started.”

Then Sinestro attacked.

A construct the size of a big ass cathedral screamed across the desert, a blazing yellow spear aimed straight for Terrax.

Terrax didn’t dodge.

He caught it.

The Power Cosmic flared, and the spear shattered into a thousand fragments.

“Try harder,” Terrax said.

Then he swung.

The dune beneath TEAM detonated.

Everything broke.

Set became a storm of serpents, devouring Rebel Troopers whole. Trogdor answered with fire. Sand turned to glass. Glass turned to vapor.

Yoda leapt, impossibly fast, carving through Metallo’s joints with a lightsaber.

Metallo didn’t fall.

He grabbed Yoda midair and lost his arm as Ragnarok cleaved through him with apocalyptic force.

Nearby, Shao Kahn roared and met Vampire Thanos head-on. The shield clashed with claws. Each impact cracked the air like thunder.

“YOU ARE WEAK,” Kahn yelled.

Thanos grinned, fangs dripping.

“Not tonight.”

Emma Frost stepped into the mindscape.

Instantly.

Fenring felt it—a cold invasion.

She tried to dominate him.

Tried.

Fenring smiled and her control slipped.

“Almost,” he said softly.

Then he killed her.

No one saw how.

Bill Cipher noticed.

“Oh, I like you,” he said, appearing upside-down above Fenring.

Reality began to bend.

Gravity reversed.

Half the battlefield flipped into the sky.

Old Man Parks fired his shotgun at Bill.

It did nothing.

“Worth a shot,” he muttered.

Then he was gone, erased by a flicker of triangular laughter.

Dewey the Cum Fairy, unhinged, unpredictable, darted between fighters, leaving chaos in his wake.

Even Omnius hesitated to categorize him.

That hesitation cost Omnius, Dave Parks had rooted into the sand itself, vines bursting upward, tangling machine bodies, disrupting signals.

“Nature always wins,” Dave whispered.

Omnius adapted.

Flame units activated.

Dave screamed.

The God Emperor surged forward, massive and unstoppable, crushing everything in his path. Rebel Troopers vanished beneath him. Captain Caveman was swallowed whole.

Even Terrax hesitated.

“Finally,” Terrax said,

The clash shook Arrakis.

Cosmic power versus god-emperor flesh.

Each impact split the desert. Each movement rewrote the terrain.

Nearby, Samson found Sinestro.

No constructs. No tricks. Just strength.

They collided.

Sinestro’s ring screamed under the strain.

Samson pushed forward

Sinestro’s eyes widened and Samson broke him.

TEAM began to fracture.

Zombie Mon-El fell to Metallo’s last blast. El Diablo burned out trying to contain Trogdor. The Moritani were gone. The police officer ran.

He didn’t get far.

But The Gay Neighbors weren't intact either.

Freddy was finally caught, Yoda severed him from the dream plane, leaving him vulnerable, while Fenring finished him.

King Bumi fell laughing, buried under Set’s endless storm. Terrax, bleeding cosmic fire, finally staggered under Leto’s crushing mass.

Even Bill Cipher flickered… destabilizing.

In the end, it came down to very few.

Leto

Fenring

Yoda

Set

Versus:

Terrax (barely standing)

Omnius (fragmented, but persistent)

Bill Cipher (unstable, but smiling)

Samson (bleeding, but unbowed)

For a moment, Arrakis held its breath.

Samson moved first.

He charged Leto with a roar that split the desert. He struck like a falling mountain and for a moment, Leto shifted.

That moment cost him.

Fenring was already there.

A blur. A whisper. A perfect cut.

Samson stopped… then fell.

Terrax descended next, Power Cosmic blazing for one final strike.

Yoda met him midair.

Green light against dying starlight

A flash and a shock wave sparked midair

When it cleared, Terrax collapsed into the sand.

Yoda did not rise.

Set lunged at Omnius, devouring machine fragments in a storm of scales and rage

That left Bill Cipher.

Flickering. Breaking.

Still grinning.

“Well,” he laughed, voice cracking, “this got weird.”

Reality bent one last time fracturing into copies, illusions, chaos but Leto moved.

Everything false collapsed under his weight.

Bill stuttered

Fenring stepped in at the exact instant of weakness and ended him.

Silence.

Only Leto and Fenring remained.

“Was this inevitable?” Fenring asked.

The wind whispered across Leto’s vast form.

Fenring smiled faintly, “Of course it was.”

Sunday, March 22, 2026

Grayson, Jack, & Ben's Goobers Vs. The Sigmas

 Grayson, Jack, & Ben's Goobers are Sandworm #1-10, Fedaykin #3-5, Sheanna Brugh, Donkey Kong, Agememnon & Juno, Omniman, Sgt. Slaughter w/ Red Dog, Mercer, & Taurus in a Tesla Cybertruck, Conner Weidman:  The Drink & Greedo in a Landspeeder, Legends Luke Skywalker (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), Admiral Piett & R2-D2 in a F-5 Tiger, Boba Fett (w/ a Dimensional Time Watch), Kyle Katarn, The Sentry, Sandman, Agent Smith, & Blaze the Cat.


The Sigmas are Chani, Duncan Idaho, Fremen #1-10, Starscream, The Black Order:  Supergiant, Corvus Glaive, Black Dwarf, & Proxima Midnight, Anakin Skywalker, Aurora Sing, Jabba the Hutt, Ttanus, Lord Zed, Mario & Luigie, Aatrox, Helen of Troy, Melkor, Su-Yin, & Tree Sentinel #1-6.


 

Dolla 49 McRib Vs. The Sigmaz

 Dolla 49 McRib is 10 Atreides Soldiers, Sardakaur #2A, 3-4, 10 Harkonen Soldiers, Fedaykin #4A, Vampire Harkonen Soldier, Alexander (Titan Cymek), 10 Bah Sing Soldiers, Picollo, Brolly, 10 Marines, 10 Royal Marines, Alexander the Great, Zeus, Hades, Ares, Athena, Saturn, Atlas, & 4 Navy SEALS.


The Sigmaz are Vash the Stampede, Azula, Tai Lee, Mai, Xerxes, Barbarossa, Vorian Atreides and Seurat in a Flying Saucer, Anari Idaho & Manford Toronado in a Landmaster, Brightburn, The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers, Asura, Daruk, Urbosa, Scorpononk w/ Lord Zarak, & 2 of The Huzz.