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Stan Lee Conference Finals: Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches vs Team Sleeping Pussy

Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches are: Darth Vader, Doomsday, Wolverine with S.P.I.N. Tech, Michael Myers w/red lightsaber, Hermione Granger w/magic lamp, Living Tribunal, One-Above-All, Gambit w/magnaguard electrostaff, Dark Phoenix, Magog w/Green Lantern ring, In-Betweener, Oblivion, Black Lantern Parallax, Black Lantern Apocalypse, Cosmic Hulk Robot, Peraxxus, Korvac, Zombie Superman, Life Model Decoys #1-3, and Stormtrooper #15 with Ferengi energy whip all aboard the Death Star.


Team Sleeping Pussy is: Silver Surfer w/Green Lantern Ring, Kang the Conqueror, Dr Manhattan, Mimic, Silk Spectre I with Blue Lightsaber, Silk Spectre II with Blue Lightsaber, Roy Batty w/green lightsaber & Mandalorian armor, Bullseye w/red lightsaber, Dr Strange w/Mithril vest, Planetary; Elijah Snow, Jakita Wagner, The Drummer, & Ambrose Chase, Wild C.A.T.S.; Spartan, Voodoo, Grifter, Zealot, Warblade, Maul, Lord Emp, & Void, Black Lantern Kyle Rayner, S.D. Bob "Snake" Plissken w/Green Lantern Ring, Zombie Mephisto, Unus the Untouchable, Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic, Black Lantern Leeloo, Deathbird, Kahn Noonien Singh w/blue lightsaber, Dark Beast, Cloak and Dagger, Binary, Obi Wan Kenobi's Spirit, Brood Queen, Jubilee, and E. Honda.


The rivalry between Beckerman’s Backyardigans Beeyaatches and Team Sleeping Pussy predates the Fantasy Fantasy League itself. The two team owners, closest of friends, have clashed over a great many of things throughout their time as hetero-life partners. But none more viciously as what we are about to be witness to here in the Stan Lee Conference Finals. The Backyardigans have a near immaculate record against the Pussies during these past first five years of the League. Though, unlike any time before now not only do they meet in the Playoffs, but they shall do battle for the right to proudly wave the flag into the Universe Bowl for their Conference. These two teams are short of pep rallies and speeches; instead, they waste no time searching one another out in this galactic sized confrontation.

"KANG!! WHERE ARE YOU???!!! COME CONQEUROR!! COMES SEE HOW YOU FARE AGAINST PERAXXUS, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!!!" screams one of the newest additions to Beckerman's impressive roster of talent.

His words echo across the Playoff Planet, where Kang has assembled a small team to assist him in his latest machinations.

"This is the information Kang has been able to gather," begins the Conqueror. "The entire roster of what we're up against is unclear, but these are the pieces that shall be utilized and lead us to glory."

The team looks over what Kang has brought them.

"I recognize some of this from my Planetary guides," says Elijah Snow. "Some heavy, heavy hitter. You sure about this, Rama?"

"Kang is always sure, are you sure that your man can assist Kang with his device?" the time traveler retorts.

"Drums is the best I got, he's already on it,” responds Snow. “What about that madman screaming for you, Kang? Shouldn't you deal with that?"

Kang smirks. "Feh. Kang has more important things to deal with than the latest destroyer of the moment. Why don't you and the rest of your underlings go and handle the light work. Kang still has much to prepare."

"Well, since you asked SO nicely" grimaces Snow, and with that he, Ambrose Chase and Jakita Wagner go off to face Peraxxus while The Drummer remains behind with Kang and black lantern Kyle Rayner to work on Kang's latest master-weapon.

The Planetary trio finds the new 52 villain and engages him. Ambrose Chase slows time around the mighty behemoth, allowing Jakita Wagner's mighty punches to be landing with what seems to be super speed. This staggers the giant, dropping him to his knees. Snow then notices that Peraxxus seems to be bleeding. He studies the time displaced creature and begins lowering Peraxxus' internal body temperature. Snow eventually succeeds in completely freezing the destroyer's heart, giving Wagner the opportunity to punch her fist right through his heart, completely shattering it and killing Peraxxus.

Exhausted from the effort, Snow looks at his teammates "Well…the easy… part is… over. On to the tough stuff.” The group goes to the next part of Team Sleeping Pussy's battle plan.

While this is going on, the work on Kang's super-weapon is interrupted when Oblivion finds the group.

"Right on time," sneers Kang. "Kyle. If you will."

"Of course. Been meaning to take this back," growls Kyle. He aims his ring at Oblivion and begins to absorb the creature. Kyle begins glowing and smiles "Home again, home again," he mocks as Oblivion is returned back to where he came from, the dark, evil part of Kyle Rayner's mind.

"Drummer. Report!" exclaims Kang.

"It's as you thought, the absorption of the creature has overpowered our black lantern. He's at near god-like powers now," the Drummer informs.

"And the device?" asks Kang.

"Is ready and should work, provided you get the final component," replies The Drummer as he hands Kang a large backpack type device with a gauntlet.

"Excellent. Be off to assist your comrades, they'll need you. Kang shall give this a proper test run," says Kang as he puts on his latest creation.

Drummer departs, leaving Kang alone with Black Lantern Kyle/Oblivion. "For GLORY!" he cries as he fires a blast at his teammate/adversary, causing him to vanish leaving his black lantern ring on the floor. Kang quickly puts the ring on the hand opposite the gauntlet.

"Now to make sure it works" says Kang as he triggers the gauntlet while the black ring begins to reform its original host. Suddenly, the reformation stops, and the energy begins to envelope Kang. The descendent of Reed Richards lurches forward for a moment as the energy overwhelms him.

He hacks several times as it consumes him. But Kang regains his posture, arches back and yells into the heavens, "YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!" THE POWER!!! THE ABSOLUTE POWER!!!! THIS SHALL BE KANG'S GREATEST HOUR!!!!"

With the effort it takes a person to blink, Kang is instantly transported to the moment he's thinking of; Planetary's battle with the In-Betweener.

Things have not gone well for Planetary, as the In-Betweener has quickly and neatly destroyed the entire team. He looks as the near omnipotent Kang appears.

"I have been expecting you," he calmly says to Kang.

"As you should have. For the moment of you death is near.”

The In-Betweener extends his hand out and attempts to vaporize Kang, but the time traveler is prepare for such an attempt. He uses his gauntlet and manages to absorb the energy blast. One that should have thoroughly annihilated him. “My power now supersedes yours. Any last words?" snarls the near omnipotent Kang.

"Just a question. What next? After you dispatch me, what will you do?" asks the In-Betweener.

"What do you mean? Victory. I will celebrate victory!" says Kang. "I have seen the proof. I destroy you."

The In-Betweener floats there with his arms crossed. "You may, but is you victory assured? Are you certain this is your day? For we have more dangerous weapo-"

"Enough of your tactics. DIE!" screams Kang as he obliterates the In-Betweener.

Kang then notices the Death Star, orbiting the site of his latest bloodbath.

"A fitting throne for Kang," he thinks, and with that sets off to overtake the ominous space station.

Back on the Playoff Planet below, the majority of this battle is being contained within the city limits as the Backyardigans are being swarmed by the sheer number of Team Sleeping Pussy’s forces. They are dealing with virtually a two to one deficit right now with the fact that most of the Backyardigan’s god-like beings have yet to make their presence even known at this time.

A torrential downpour has begun, soaking the moonlit city as the trio of Bullseye, Silk Spectre I and her daughter, Silk Spectre II have found themselves down a dark alley with Michael Myers unwaveringly stalking them. Bullseye leaps into action quickly, firing used syringes, broken beer bottles, nails; whatever projectiles he can get his hands on in this decrepit alley at the killer. They all find their mark, but none slow Myers down. The dark, dank corridor is then illuminated by the trio’s lightsabers as they go to try and take Michael out. The original Silk Spectre races in and swings her lightsaber, but Michael stops the attack and picks Sally up by her wrist. He then ignites his lightsaber just as he brings his other hand across, slicing her head clean off. Michael whips the severed head at Sally’s daughter, who infuriately leaps into action.

“You’re going to pay for that one monster,” Silk Spectre says as she runs in, jumps up and kicks off the side of a building and lands a hard boot to Michael’s masked face. He staggers backwards.

The ground shakes from the powerful thunder that is followed closely by the crack of massive lightning bolt. She swings her lightsaber and connects with her opponent, cleaving off Myers’s left arm. His lightsaber drops No scream, no grunt, nothing. This almost supernatural force doesn’t stop attacking. He knocks Laurie’s blue hued lightsaber from her hand and knocks her to the wet cement and then stomps on her back. Bullseye tries to aid his teammate but is kicked through a window. Silk Spectre II tries to crawl away but Michael grabs her by her long brunette hair and yanks her back up. He then viciously smashes her face into the corner of a rusted dumpster. It sounds like someone smashing a pumpkin with a baseball bat as her beautiful face just caves in from the impact. He slams it against the corner several more times before dropping Laurie’s body. Bullseye picks up several pieces of the broken window and flings them through the air at Michael Myers. They dig into the back of the killer, but again don’t stop him.

“Come on! Bring it you son of a b!#@$” Bullseye yells definitely as he knows now that he cannot stop this seemingly unstoppable force.

Michael Myers picks his lightsaber back up with his one still attached arm and walks towards Bullseye. There is then a bright green flash that instantly explodes Myers completely. His blood and organs spray all over Bullseye as he sits there shocked, in the floor of the cell phone store that he was thrown through earlier.

“Bullseye,” quips Snake Plissken as he floats down to the alley below, and motions towards Bullseye as they both run out into the street where they see Zombie Mephisto blasting Cosmic Hulk Robot with his evil magic. “This ain’t our party,” grumbles Snake as he uses his Green Lantern ring to fly Bullseye and himself away from this fight.

The Cosmic Hulk Robot digs his feet into the street and continues his path towards the zombified version of Mephisto. The Hulk Robot grabs a hold of the decomposing demon and savagely rips them out of their sockets. He then ironically chomps down on Zombie Mephisto’s head and feasts on his decaying innards.

The rain continues to beat down on the combatants as the war between the Backyardigans and Sleeping Pussies intensifies. The Wild C.A.T.s are locked in a hellacious battle with Korvac in the University of Fantasy football stadium. Korvac hovers high above the 50 yard line as his opponents converge on him. He arrogantly smirks as he fires a blast of cosmic energy at the Wild C.A.T.s muscle, Maul, sending him crashing into a goal post. This however enrages the human-titanthrope hybrid. Maul smashes his fist into the end zone and lets out a loud roar as he increases his size to the point where he is as tall as the stadium itself. Maul rushes towards Korvac and slaps him out of the air, sending the cosmic being tumbling into the stands. Korvac regains his balance quickly and blasts towards the enormous giant. He uses the power cosmic to rip open Maul’s chest. Korvac flies into Maul’s torso.

“AAAAARRRRRGGHHHHHH!!!!!” Maul screams in agony, sending tremors throughout the stadium, as he drops to his knees.

Cosmic energy then begins to pour out of Maul’s mouth as blood pours out of his eyes, nose and ears. The giant falls dead on the field. A bubble forms on his back and it bursts with cosmic energy as Korvac climbs out of Maul’s body. The cosmic-imbued computer technician is covered in Maul’s blood as he turns to face his foes. His eyes glow with his cosmic energy as he sees Warblade lunging at him. The rain glistens off of his organic steel claws as Warblade slashes Korvac across the chest.

“Rrrrraaaaa, I’ll kill you for what you did to Maul!” exclaims and enraged Warblade.

Korvac clutches his chest with one hand and extends the other towards Warblade. “Heh, delusions of grandeur,” quips Korvac as he uses his cosmic abilities to warp Warblade’s claws to their limits and impaling the Wild C.A.T.s member with his own blades. The green-haired warrior crumples to the ground, his blood soaking into the field-turf, mingling with the pool that has formed from Maul’s carcass.

“Now… who’s next?” Korvac asks.

The Wild C.A.T.s answer in unison as they attack from all sides. They swarm the cosmic being, but Korvac releases a cosmic pulse that blasts everyone back into the stands. The Wild C.A.T.s leader, Spartan, bursts out from the stands and nails Korvac with stream of energy. Korvac is knocked from a top Maul’s corpse and onto his back. Spartan lands in front of him and Michael with several punches. The cosmic being retaliates by simply blowing a massive hole through the android’s torso. He then grabs Spartan by the face as slowly releases some cosmic energy, literally melting Spartan’s face off.

“ENOUGH!!!!!” screams Voodoo. She raises her hands in the air, closes her eyes and focuses.

Michael Korvac spasms as his head jerks backwards. He screams in agony. Blood begins to leak out of his ears as Voodoo increases her concentration.

“You are finished, Michael,” says Voodoo.

Korvac drops to the ground on all fours, coughing up blood. He then looks up at Voodoo and responds, “No! You’re finished you whore!” With the last bit of his power he lets loose a blast of cosmic energy right at Voodoo.

“Voodoo, look out!” yells Void in an uncharacteristically show of emotion. Void flies in front of Voodoo and is incinerated by the blast.

Voodoo, then uses her magnetic powers to bring a chunk of the devastated stadium down upon Korvac’s body, just for good measure.

High above the wet streets, the spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi is confronted with the blue image of Dr. Manhattan on the rooftop of one of The Play-off Planet's highest buildings as the rain continues to hammer down on the planet.

“This is where you tell me that you do not wish to be made “whole” again for this match,” says Manhattan, to the translucent Jedi Master.

“I cannot deny that it felt good to have a physical form again or that it was not beneficial to our team, but I do not feel right manipulating the force in such a way,” replies Kenobi.

“But it is certain that you can be convinced to do this one more time,” answers Manhattan.

Kenobi retorts, “If this is true, and you are so certain of the future, than it only makes sense that you would save my “one more time” for The Universe Bowl next week. That is after all going to be our team's most dire occasion.”

Dr. Manhattan then begins telling Obi Wan, what he already “knows” to be the truth, “But this is our greatest match. Team Sleeping Pussy doesn't make The Universe Bowl. This future has both already happened, yet simultaneously will never come to fruition. We will lose to Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyaatches in this match and it is they who will go on to the Universe Bowl. We will continue to be a play-off contender next season, and you and I will have similar conversations in the future. You will tell me that the future has not yet been decided, despite me telling you what is going to happen, before you and the others have witnessed it.”

Obi Wan realizes that his body is whole again, while Dr. Manhattan finishes, “Now go and do the damage that we both know you were destined to do in this form.”

In a flash of blue, Dr. Manhattan then disappears as Obi Wan notices a skirmish already in progress that requires his immediate attention. Obi Wan leaps from building top to building top toward the area where Silver Surfer is battling with both Zombie Superman, who attacks from the air and The Cosmic Hulk Robot who attacks from the peak of another skyscraper. As Obi Wan appears on the scene, the rooftop door opens up and another of their teammates, E. Honda, joins the fight as well. The massive sumo can barely squeeze through the door that leads to the rooftop, but once he does make it through, he moves as swiftly as any other Street Fighter. E. Honda front-flips in to action and begins pushing back the strange Hulk manifestation with his fast moving palm attack, but Cosmic Hulk “Smashes puny Sumo” with a jump that leads into a powerful foot to the head. The crack of E. Honda’s vertebrae could be heard for blocks as he is taken out of this equation. Obi Wan begins squaring up The Cosmic Hulk Robot and ignites the lightsaber that suddenly appeared along with his human form (Kenobi finds it curious that the lightsaber he is wielding is not the one he had when he died at the hands of Darth Vader; but his original push button model that he lost on Naboo, while fighting Darth Maul when he was just a Padawan).

Obi Wan notices that Zombie Superman and Silver Surfer are locked in an intense battle in the sky, when he catches a glimpse from his teammate, the Surfer. All it takes is this one glance for Obi Wan and Silver Surfer to know what they need to do to outsmart these two powerful yet logic-lacking opponents. As Kenobi and Robot Hulk inch closer to one another, Surfer draws Zombie Superman off to his opposite side with some green energy blasts. Silver Surfer and the Zombie Kryptonian than begin racing towards one another in what is sure to be an explosive game of chicken, when it becomes apparent that the center of their crash spot will be the exact spot where Obi Wan and Cosmic Hulk are about to have their showdown. As the two powerhouses are about to hit, Obi Wan side-steps the two of them and puts his lightsaber in the perfect path of Zombie Supes' neck. The Zombie does most of the work as he is flying at such an extreme rate, that the lightsaber has very little trouble sawing through the rotting Kryptonian Flesh.

The “Green Surfer”, as he is now occasionally called in The Sleeping Pussy Locker Room instead makes his collision with The Cosmic Hulk Robot. After the initial collision, Cosmic Hulk actually knocks Surfer from his board, and the two of them both start free-falling towards the ground, while pounding on each other with punches that would turn any brick wall in to dust. They are only about ten feet from the ground when Surfer lays down a cosmic-infused-green-energy-laced-uppercut that would have sent a normal person up out of the atmosphere. The Cosmic Hulk Robot falls to the ground dead, while Silver Surfer's telepathically linked surf board swoops under and catches him right before he hits the ground. Silver Surfer then cruises back up toward the city skyline at slightly less than the speed of sound just as Obi Wan Kenobi back flips off of the top of the building where the battle began and lands gracefully on the back of Norrin's board.

As they race off to where they are needed next on the battlefield they converse with one another.

“I grow tired of proving Dr. Manhattan wrong” comments Silver Surfer to his Jedi teammate.

“That's curious” begins Obi Wan, “I'm just starting to get used to it.”

As the Death Star slowly makes its approach upon the Playoff Planet, Darth Vader surveys the battle via the remote feeds courtesy of the numerous probe droids that have been dispatched to the surface. His fists clench as he sees several of his high ranking officers fall to the members of Team Sleeping Pussy. His labored breathing becomes increasingly forced and audible. The anger is seething out of him. Pablo the Penguin then jumps up on top of one of the several consoles, screaming obscenities. As he continues to watch the devastation that is transpiring down on the Planet, Vader without breaking his focus raises his hand towards Pablo and lifts him in the air with the power of the Force.

“Aaakkkkkk, dduuuuddde…. Vadderrr yuuurrrr ccccchooookkkiinngg mmmmmee,” Pablo gasps as Vader tightens his Force choke on the foul-mouthed Penguin. “Ffffffuuuccccccckkk yyyyoooo….” Sparks begin to shoot out of Pablo’s eyes as the propeller on his beanie spins out of control. The vulgarness of Pablo is silenced by the crunch of metal as Lord Vader crumbles him into a ball and Force pushes him aside.

“Hmmmm…” Vader grumbles to himself, “Didn’t know that was a Life Model Decoy. Pity.”

The-One-Above-All sits at the Overbridge conference table, having taken on the appearance of Sir Ridley Scott, chuckles to himself at this display of frustration. He stands up and walks towards the Sith Lord.

With a British accent he speaks, “Lord Vader, you worry too much. This is but a small part of the bigger picture.”

The door to the Overbridge hisses open as Dark Phoenix saunters in. She walks up to Darth Vader and slides her hand across his chest plate. Vader grabs her hand and coldly removes it from his chest.

“If you would my dear,” is all Vader says to Dark Phoenix.

The Phoenix Force-corrupted Jean Grey scowls at Vader and flies out of the room. Within seconds she flies out of the Death Star and down towards the Playoff Planet.

Lord Vader now turns his attention to Ridley Scott, “I see faith in your eyes,” he says to the god. “But I won’t hear the discouraging lies; I’ll hear that faith in your cries. Broken will be the promise, betrayal will follow the god that failed.” Vader then turns his attention back to the monitors as The-One-Above-All exits the Overbridge.

The all-powerful god walks down a hallway, pausing ever so often to admire the awe-inspiring artwork of Ross Andru that adorn the interior walls of the Death Star. Each one, immortalizing a different moment in the Backyardigans’ illustrious history. He turns his attention to a closed door and smiles to himself as he continues on his way.

Behind said closed door, in one of the luxury suites reserved for the veterans of the Backyardigans, Stormtrooper #15 slowly awakes in his bed still in a state of euphoria from the events of the previous evening. His bright white helmet hangs on the bedpost as the rest of his armor is strewn about the room, along with a Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry uniform. He rolls over and gently kisses the forehead of his companion, knowing that soon, he will have to take the battlefield for what surely will be his final outing. The kiss rouses his bedmate; she opens her eyes and bats her eyelashes at him.

“Why hello there,” Hermione Granger says to Stormtrooper #15 as she leans in and kisses him ever so softly.

He sensually kisses her back and then sits up to prepare for battle. She stretches out on the bed for a moment then rolls over to her side. The Stormtrooper looks back at the witch to see that the black satin bed sheet is only barely covering Hermione’s body. She reaches over and picks something up off of the table next to the bed.

“You know you’re getting pretty handy with this thing,” says Hermione with a wink as she turns his Ferengi Energy Whip on.

She then holds onto the sheet as she rolls over onto her back.

“I swear you had a Mobilicorpus spell on me last night,” she jokes.

“Yeah, I don’t know what that means,” he replies to her as he stands up from the bed. “The only one I know, and this is only because you reminded me of it several times was, what was it again? Oh yeah… Locomotor Mortis. Looks like that spells been lifted.”

She blushes and chuckles a bit. “What can I say, the Backyardigans need to win this Championship and I’m doing what I have to do to ensure of that outcome.”

“Ha! Wait, so you sleeping with me ensures that we win a Championship? I don’t get it, but I ain’t arguing,” replies the Stormtrooper. He then climbs back on top of top of Hermione and starts to kiss her once more. “It’s pretty cool that they gave me the L.M.D. of you to have fun with, though I didn’t think that they could replicate powers as well. But what do I know?”

A couple Imperial officers walk by the room and hear Hermione say several spells in succession, “Duro! Engorrio!! Erecto!!!! Oh hell…. Descendo.”

One of the officers presses his ear up against the door trying to get a better listen to the witch’s moans, but she hears them from the other side of the door and shouts “Evanesco!!” The two Imperial officers disappear in a puff of smoke.

It only takes Dark Phoenix a matter of minutes to tear through space and scorch the planet’s atmosphere as she enters the fray. The fiery red-head lands in the middle of what was once the shopping district of the city. However, now there is nothing but death and destruction. The nearby mall has been reduced to a mangled mess of jagged glass and broken concrete. She looks around, and sees an offensive beginning to mount against her. Dark Phoenix rises up into the air as she arrogantly cracks her knuckles. She rolls her head across her shoulders, cracking the joints in her neck as well.

“Ok, children,” she says. “Time for your spanking.”

Roy Batty rockets towards the villain, courtesy of his Mandalorian armor. He ignites his green lightsaber; however Dark Phoenix returns the favor and ignites Roy Batty. The replicant bursts into a fireball as he crashes into a nearby semi-truck. The gas tank explodes as the fire continues to consume the former leader of Nexus-6.

One of Team Sleeping Pussy’s most battle hardened veterans, Mimic, then leads a makeshift team of “X-Men” against the cosmic force. But Dark Phoenix isn’t easily impressed.

“You want my power, Calvin?” she asks Mimic. “Then HAVE IT!!!”

Mimic grabs his head and lets out a painful howl as he drops to the ground. “Noooo, it’s…..it’s too much. I…. I can’t control it. Please stop. Please.”

“What’s the matter Calvin? I thought you liked taking other people’s powers and claiming them for your own? Don’t you want absolute power?”

The pain that the power overload is causing Mimic reduces him down to his hands and knees. He involuntarily vomits onto the destroyed street. She then intensifies her powers upon Mimic, causing him to spasm back.

“AAAAAGGGGGGHHHHH!!” Mimic screams.

His teammates try to intervene, but Jean keeps them at bay with her powers. She lifts Dark Beast high into the air with her telekinesis and slowly burns his fur away. Jean turns her attention back to Mimic who continues to writhe in agony.

“You have no idea what power is Calvin,” she remarks. “Pathetic.” Dark Phoenix then unleashes the Phoenix Force upon Mimic, which engulfs him in flames. His angelic wings spread out into the air as they are consumed by the cosmic flames. His charred corpse drops to the ground as Jean continues her torment of her foes.

“Oh Hank, Hank, Hank. Dignity, dear, dignity,” she comments as the evil version of Hank McCoy screams in anguish as Dark Phoenix toys with him. She then focuses her powers internally, and boils Dark Beast’s blood from the inside. His screams quickly turn into shrieks as the pain reaches unbearable levels. She then looks Unus the Untouchable right in the eye and smirks as she uses the Phoenix Force to explode Dark Beast.

“We’re never going to be able to defeat her,” Unus frighteningly says to Jubilee as they take cover behind a burnt and rusted out car.

She turns to Unus and replies, “We have to.” Jubilee then leaps over the car and lunges at Dark Phoenix. She taps into the full potential of her powers and fires an immense amount multi-colored energy plasmoids at the corrupted cosmic being. Dark Phoenix flies through the air and slams into a close by restaurant.

Jubilee looks back at her teammate and says, “See. We can take her.”

The restaurant then explodes from within as the fire of the Phoenix Force intensifies.

“You wretched little creature,” growls Dark Phoenix. “You have no idea the forces that you deal with.”

“Get behind me Jubilee, my force field will protect us,” Unus says.

Dark Phoenix begins to laugh at Unus’s comment. “Please.”

She then pulls her arms back before shooting them forwards. Cosmic energy erupts from Dark Phoenix. Unus quickly turns and wraps his arms around Jubilee. He concentrates as hard as he can, trying to push his control over his powers just as Team Sleeping Pussy’s Head Coach, Alexander Luthor, instructed him to do. To the surprise of the possessed Jean Grey, Unus’s force field is holding.

“Grrrrrrrrr…” Dark Phoenix grows as she grows increasingly angry. “Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!”

She spreads her arms out and arches back as the power of the Phoenix just spews out of her. Beads of sweats are rolling down Unus’s face as he tries to hold back the power. His back suddenly then stiffens as his eyes pop open.

“Huuukk…” Unus groans. He looks down at Jubilee who is still being shielded in his arms. “I….. aaaaam, sorry I was… not stronger,” he says seconds before the Phoenix Force overwhelms him and breaks through his force field.

The cosmic fire blisters Unus’s back before burning a hole through and out the front of his chest. His eyes and mouth glow a bright orangish-yellow as the back of his head breaks away into dust. The cosmic energy erupts through Unus and vaporizes Jubilee in an instant. Dark Phoenix begins to laugh again as she leaves utter devastation in her wake.

There is another conflict of cosmic proportions that is beginning to unravel on one of the Playoff Planet’s small moons. Dr. Manhattan had been quietly meditating when he is disrupted by the presence of the Living Tribunal. The god stands before the former Jon Osterman and speaks to him through the face of “Equity.”

“This confrontation has already been decided. This, you know,” says the Living Tribunal. “I have been sent here by my master, The-One-Above-All, to speak to you upon this matter. This battle is one of mortals. Not of gods like us. The thought of beings such as you and I doing battle over petty trinkets such as a Championship, is meaningless.”

Dr. Manhattan continues to silently meditate as The-One-Above-All (still in his Ridley Scott form) teleports in a flash of white light behind the Living Tribunal.

With his eyes still closed in meditation, Dr. Manhattan begins to speak, “You know, it’s funny. Throughout the history of this League, gods like you have done nothing but try and cancel me out with either pleas of arrogant hierarchy or sacrificing themselves for their teams’ goals.”

He then opens his eyes, staring right at the Living Tribunal, “But do you know what?” Dr. Manhattan then lifts his hand up and eradicates Ridley Scott from existence. “I’m tired of being reasoned with.”

He then stands up as the Living Tribunal takes several steps back in shock at the smoking crater that was once The-One-Above-All.

“Master!! Master!!” screams the Living Tribunal as his heads rotate around to reveal the face of “Vengeance.”

“End of passion play, crumbling away. I'm your source of self-destruction Tribunal,” says Dr. Manhattan. He then blasts the Living Tribunal with his cosmic energy. The multi-faced god puts his arms up and blocks the blast, but it causes several fissures in his golden skin. “Veins that pump with fear. Sucking darkest clear, leading on your death's construction,” Manhattan continues.

He then, devoid of warning, Dr. Manhattan vanishes. The Living Tribunal follows suit and vanishes from the moon. They both however rematerialize out in space itself. They both have grown exponentially, dwarfing the Death Star and the Playoff Planet alike. Dr. Manhattan grabs a hold of the Living Tribunal by the face and pushes his azure thumbs deep into the face of “Vengeance’s” eyes. Cosmic energy erupts from the god as Manhattan continues his assault.

“Blinded by me, you can't see a thing. Just call my name because I'll hear you scream,” Dr. Manhattan boldly says to his foe.

The Living Tribunal’s screams are heard across the cosmos as Dr. Manhattan channels his energy into his opponent. The shockwave that bursts forth from the Living Tribunal’s exploding body sends tremors racing across the nearby planet.

“Fire,” orders a Darth Vader from the Overbridge of the Death Star.

There is an audible hum that emanates from the concave dish on the Death Star. “Interesting,” Dr. Manhattan says to himself as he slowly turns his head around to see something that, for whatever reason, he was not expecting yet.

Eight tributary laser beams then converge in the middle, into one massive green super laser and hits Dr. Manhattan square in the back before he could defend himself. The blast impacts the massive sized Manhattan with such force that he is completely de-atomized to the point where even he could not reform himself.

“Just another example of one unable to comprehend the full potential of the Force,” Darth Vader says as he watches Dr. Manhattan violently blown apart by the Death Star’s super laser.

Down below on the planet’s surface, practically every combatant stops dead in their tracks as the sequential cosmic explosions rip through the heavy rain clouds that hang over them. The rain stops, but only to intensify exponentially due to the radical atmospheric change from the explosions.

Silver Surfer and the solidified spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi fly down to a deserted hospital, where several members of their team have regrouped. The rain hisses as it falls through the massive holes in the building’s roof and hits the multiple lightsabers that are being wielded by Team Sleeping Pussy. Obi Wan leaps off of Norrin’s surfboard as he rockets back up into the sky.

“Where the hell is he going?!” exclaims Bullseye, who normal cocky demeanor has be shaken after witnessing the relentless savagery of Michael Myers.

“That explosion that we just saw was the demise of Dr. Manhattan. Silver Surfer intends on dealing with the culprit and fulfilling a promise he made to Manhattan,” responds Kenobi.

“Great. Game over man!” shouts Bullseye.

There is then a loud and ferocious roar that arises from deep within the abandoned hospital.

“What the f*** was that?” a now severely startled Bullseye asks.

The wall behind the assassin explodes as Doomsday barrels through it. He crushes the Brood Queen beneath his mighty foot, smearing the alien like a cockroach into the ground and knocks Bullseye and Obi Wan Kenobi clear across the emergency room. Dagger back flips over a gurney and fires several of her light daggers at the monster, but to no avail. Black Lantern Leeloo tries to attack the beast but is thwarted just the same. He grabs the “perfect being” by the head and crushes it like a grape. Doomsday then stomps on the Black Lantern ring with such force, that it shatters, preventing it from re-growing Leeloo’s head. Binary stands her ground as Doomsday rushes towards her.

“Alright monster, let’s see you handle this,” Binary says as she discharges a gigantic burst of stellar energy at Doomsday.

The monster roars as this slows him down for a moment. But he continues his march. Doomsday puts his arm up towards his face to shield himself from the energy blast as he stomps his way closer to Binary. It grows even louder as Binary intensifies her efforts, but Doomsday snatches her up off of her feet and crushes her ribs with one hand. Carol screams in agony as the life is being crushed out of her. Doomsday then opens his jagged mouth and violently tears Binary’s upper half off of her body. Her blood pours from his mouth; the bright red liquid stains the boney protrusion jutting out of his chin.

“Tandy NO!” shouts Cloak as Dagger valiantly springboards up onto Doomsday’s back as he devours Carol Danvers.

Dagger rapid fires as many of her light daggers as she can into the back of Doomsday’s neck. She tries to leap off of him, but Doomsday is just as quick as he is strong. He catches her by the ankle and slams her down into the ground. Tiles shatter up into the air as he beats her into the ground. Cloak screams in anger as Doomsday devastates his teammate. Doomsday looks up at Cloak, grabs Dagger by both arms and ferociously rips both of her arms from her body. The stark white costume that the cute blonde wore, is now drenched in blood. Cloak opens his cape up as far as it can go as he leaps at the monster. He completely envelopes Doomsday into his cloak, sending him into the darkness dimension for all time, but Doomsday grabs a hold of Cloak’s cape and pulls him in on himself.

“Is this hell? Am I dead?” a shaken Bullseye asks himself as he climbs out of the destroyed emergency room.

“No, you’re not dead. And this is much, much worse than Hell I’m afraid,” replies Kenobi as he brushes the rubble from his Jedi robe. He looks over and sees what was once Binary, Dagger and the Brood Queen. “Come on let’s go. I fear our story doesn’t end here.”

Silver Surfer rockets through the air at near light speed on a collision course with the Death Star. However Magog flies in with a Green Lantern ring of his own and attempts to slow him down. A futile effort, as Silver Surfer annihilates him with a colossal wave of cosmic energy. The “Kirby crackle” washes over Magog as Surfer rips right through his disintegrating body. His ash plumes around Silver Surfer as he continues his mission towards the Death Star. Surfer nonetheless is finally held up as Dark Phoenix soars up and levels him with a dominant blast of cosmic energy.

“I was hoping I’d have the opportunity to send you to the graveyard, Surfer,” Dark Phoenix says as she attacks him again.

Norrin tumbles through space, hurtling further and further back with every blast of cosmic fire. He manages to right himself and cuts back. Using Dark Phoenix’s cosmic energy as a veritable wave, Silver Surfer rides through it, before kicking out and doubling up the Power Cosmic and his Green Lantern ring at his opponent. However the backwash of the colliding energies almost cause Surfer to be catapulted from his board, but he is able to hold on to the nose of his surfboard and ride the energy wave.

“Impressive show, Surfer,” growls Dark Phoenix. “But you aren’t even in the same league as the Phoenix Force!”

As she hovers in space, Dark Phoenix then extends her arms up as monstrous wave of cosmic fire shoots towards Silver Surfer. He angles in and rides across the fiery energy. Surfer then shoots straight up and out of the “wave,” he grabs a rail of his surfboard for stability and control over its rotation. He goes up and over and rockets towards Dark Phoenix.

He stares Dark Phoenix in her burning eyes and says, “You’re right. I’m not in the same league as the Phoenix. I’m way higher.”

Silver Surfer pulls back on his board, slowing him for a moment before shooting an intertwining braid of green willpower and the power cosmic. It impacts Dark Phoenix directly in her chest. Her screams are heard across 1,000 galaxies as she begins to glow white hot. Her body collapses in on itself like a black hole before exploding outwards in a supernova of cosmic energy.

Back aboard the Death Star, Hermione Granger quietly walks down a corridor back to the awaiting Stormtrooper #15 when, without warning, Kang teleports right in front of her.

“Heh isn’t this convenient,” Kang says as he stares at the witch.

She quickly, draws her wand and jumps back into a defensive stance. “Not as convenient as you’d like.” Hermione points her wand and yells “Confringo!” The spells shoots from her wand and explodes into flames upon impacting Kang, but he deflects the attack with his newly acquired powers.

“Please, child. Do you really think you can defeat Kang the Conqueror with your simple parlor tricks?” he asks Hermione. “I possess the power of a god now. You are nothing to me.”

Hermione smugly smirks as she replies, “Men. Always concerned with power and the size of their wand.” As spins around, her skirt flutters in the air, hair whipping around her face. She aims her wand again and shouts, “Serpensortia!”

With this spell, Hermione conjures a viper from her wand, she then exclaims “Oppugno!” which causes the viper to strike and attack Kang. The snake springs at him and latches onto his neck.

“Arrrrrggghh!!” screams Kang as the viper sinks its fangs into his neck. He yanks it off of him and uses his gauntlet to incinerate the snake.

Stormtrooper opens the door to his suite, still barely dressed, “Hey what’s all this commotion?” he asks as Kang fires a blast that barely misses his face. “WHOA!! What the hell dude!!”

Hermione leaps over and tackles the Stormtrooper into the room. “Darling, stay here. I’ve got to teach this incisive oaf some manners.” She then deeply kisses him before running out of the room. She slides across the corridor and yells “Deprimo!!”

The spell narrowly misses Kang and blows a hole through the wall beside him. The gauntlet on Kang’s hand begins to glow exponentially as he powers it up.

“I tire of this,” he conceitedly comments. “You shall die now!” Kang unleashes a potent blast of cosmic energy at the witch, but Stormtrooper rushes out of his room and valiantly leaps in front of Hermione.

Hermione quickly shouts “Impervius!” at the Stormtrooper, but the spell doesn’t reach him before the blast from Kang’s gauntlet does. It hits him square in the chest, scorching his unprotected skin. He crumples to the floor in front of Hermione. Seething anger quickly washes over Miss Granger as she sees the Stormtrooper fall before her. Kang powers up his gauntlet again, but Hermione screams “Expelliarmus,” which causes Kang’s gauntlet to rip from his body and across the corridor. She then quickly aims her wand at the weapon and shouts, “Expulso!!” causing the gauntlet to explode. The force of the explosion slams both Hermione and Kang up against opposing walls. The witch is the first to get to her feet and leaps into the air as she points her wand and exclaims “Petrificus Totalus!!”

She stands over the now bound Kang, who is frozen stiff on the ground. “Now, you son of a bitch… you die!” She then aims her wand and says “Defodio.”

The vengeance pours out of her words as the spell begins to brutally carve at Kang’s chest. His pupils enlarge as tears begin welling up in his eyes. Blood begins to spurt from Kang’s now exposed rib cage. He tries to scream, but do to the body-binding curse; only muffled moans of agony can be heard as Hermione rushes back to the Stormtrooper. The cosmic energy has already eaten away at a significant part of his torso.

Hermione cradles the Stormtrooper in her arms as blood trickles out of his mouth. He looks up and manages to reach up with his hand and wipe away the tears that are pouring down her face as he says, “You know, I don’t care… cough… if you’re just the Life Model Decoy of….cough… Hermione. Thank you… for making… my… time… here….speci……”

“You insufferable, undignified, classless, sod. I’m not a Life Model Decoy,” she says as her sobbing becomes uncontrollable as Stormtrooper #15’s eyes close as he finally reaches the Fantasy Fantasy Graveyard. “I can’t believe you actually managed to weasel your way into my heart, and now you have the audacity to go and die on me!”

She then gently kisses him on the forehead as she carefully lays his head down. “Damn you.”

Hermione then stands up and brushes the debris from her skirt and wipes the tears away from her face. “Ok, pull yourself together Granger, this isn’t over with yet.”

She then looks out a window and sees a green aura rapidly approaching the Death Star. She races down the corridor towards the Overbridge. The door hisses open as she rushes in.

“Lord Vader, we have a situation,” she says to her leader.

“Yes, I’m aware,” he replies. “I just felt a great disturbance in the Force. Is everything alright?”

Shocked by such a question, she responds, “Yes my lord, everything is fine.”

Vader walks towards her and places his hand on her shoulder, “Do not think that your resolve is lost on me, Miss Granger.” He then turns back to the monitors as Silver Surfer approaches.

Outside the Death Star, Silver Surfer slows to a stop. He goes to one knee on the deck of his surfboard and closes his eyes. The green aura surrounding his ring pulses and grows at an exponential rate. It slowly starts to consume the space in front of him and begins to take shape. The enormous construct takes the form of the World Devourer, Galactus. Surfer stands back up on his board and opens his eyes as he then coats the Galactus construct with the Power Cosmic.

“Now, you will pay for your transgressions Backyardigans,” Silver Surfer says as his construct attacks the Death Star.

The Galactus construct raises its hand up and slams it down on the Death Star, smashing a large portion of its exterior. The “Kirby crackle” courses through the green willpower construct as Silver Surfer himself soars around the Death Star at such high speeds that he just becomes a silver streak wrapping around the space station.

Inside, the attack is causing utter and complete devastation, as Hermione makes a judgment call.

“Lord Vader we need to get out of here, NOW!” Hermione exclaims as Vader defiantly stands his ground.

“No, this Surfer will not defeat the Backyardigans!” he shouts as he slams his fists down on the console.

“I’m not asking,” she replies. “Accio!!”

Hermione casts a summoning charm as the Death Star continues to be destroyed by the Galactus construct and Silver Surfer. Her magic lamp flies into the Overbridge and Hermione catches it. She concentrates and rubs the side of the lamp. She makes a wish to teleport Darth Vader and herself down to the Playoff Planet as the Galactus construct pushes his massive green energy fingers into a fault line he has caused. Silver Surfer focuses and has the construct pull the Death Star apart, though by doing so, sets off a chain reaction in its hypermatter reactor that causes an enormous explosion, destroying the Galactus construct and sending Silver Surfer hurtling down to the planet like a falling meteor.

After leaving Bullseye with the Binary and her squad, Snake Plissken went into the subway system that sprawls out underneath the decrepit city. There he finds himself surrounded by a pair of Black Lanterns and a couple of X-Men.

“Looks like you picked the wrong tunnel, eh homme?” asks Gambit as he lights his cigarette with a match he just struck on a concrete pillar.

SNIKT.

Wolverine’s claws pop from his knuckles, “Should have brought backup, bub,” he says to Snake.

“Call me Snake,” the one-eyed criminal says as he lights a cigarette of his own with his green lantern ring. He then creates two green energy semi-auto assault rifles and spray the area with construct bullets. Gambit cartwheels out of harm’s way as Wolverine gets shot down by several energy bullets.

“Grrrr, that’s gonna cost ya,” Wolverine growls as he gets back to his feet.

“Put it on my tab,” retorts Snake as he’s tackle down to the subway tracks.

Wolverine swipes at Snake with his claws, but Plissken evades the attack, sparks go everywhere as Logan slices through the iron tracks. The two battle back and forth as the solidified spirit of Obi Wan Kenobi leads a team down to aid Plissken.

Gambit fires several of his kinetically charged playing cards at Bullseye, knocking him into a turnstile. The remaining members of the Wild C.A.T.s, led by Kahn attack Black Lantern Apocalypse as Obi Wan’s is ambushed by Black Lantern Parallax. The undead fear entity consumes the energy that Dr. Manhattan had bestowed upon the spirit, returning it to its spectral form.

“Snake, now is the time,” the Obi Wan’s spirit says to his teammate.

Snake blast Wolverine off of him and fires a single bullet from an energy constructed sniper rifle. The combination of the Force from Kenobi’s spirit and the green willpower is enough to destroy the Black Lantern, but at the cost of Kenobi’s life as well.

Black Lantern Apocalypse continues to fend off Kahn and the Wild C.A.T.s as Gambit and Bullseye acrobatically battle throughout the station. The Black Lantern quickly asserts his power by catching one of Zealot’s spin kicks and yanking her up off of the ground. He then grabs a hold of her at her ankles

“Pathetic,” Black Lantern Apocalypse comments as he proceeds to tear Zealot in half.

Zealot’s screams echo throughout the subway tunnels, until death quickly silences them. Voodoo then uses her magnetic abilities to launch a subway car from the tracks right at the Black Lantern. Shards of metal explode outward as Black Lantern Apocalypse smashes his way out.

“FOOL! Your fate shall be no different than that of your ally,” asserts Black Lantern Apocalypse.

“Neither will yours monster,” says Kahn as he leaps up, spins in the air and, not only slices Apocalypse ring-bearing hand off, but his head as well.

Lord Emp then follows this attack up by blasting the ring into smithereens with a powerful energy blast. Gambit now not only is dealing with Bullseye’s attack, but Voodoo as well. The mutant kicks open a token dispenser and picks up a pile of subway tokens.

“Take a ride, pretty lady,” quips Gambit as he fires the charged tokens at the former exotic dancer.

His is then blindsided by Bullseye who puts several shards of glass into Gambit’s back. Bullseye now gets back much of his confidences and cockily struts towards the downed mutant. He ignites his red lightsaber jumps on top of Gambit.

“Heh, looks like X marks the spot,” jokes Bullseye as he is about to come down for the killing blow to Gambit.

But Remy moves out of the way and knocks Bullseye down. He then grabs a fist full of tokens, charges them and jams them into Bullseye’s mouth.

“Don’t let your mouth write checks your butt can’t cash, eh homme,” says LeBeau as he holds Bullseye’s mouth shut.

The tokens exploding inside Bullseye’s mouth, covering Gambit with blood and brain matter. Wolverine and Snake continue to battle it out down a pitch black subway tunnel. Snake tries to keep him at bay, but Wolverine overcomes the attack and slices Snake’s arm off at the elbow. He comes in close and drives his claws deep into Plissken’s abdomen.

“Sorry bub, but I ain’t stoppin’ til I get that Championship back,” Wolverine says as he drops Snake to the ground.

Wolverine then hears “Hey Logan! Could you a lil’ help here,” as Gambit is being attacked by the rest of Team Sleeping Pussy.

The Cajun blocks Kahn lightsaber swipe with his electrostaff. He then spins around and sweeps Kahn’s legs out from underneath him and drives the electrostaff into his neck, sending the genetically engineered tyrant to the graveyard. Gambit has to quickly leap out of the way from Grifter’s gunfire as Wolverine races in to aid his teammate. Logan fires his S.P.I.N. Tech at Grifter and tackles him to the ground. With a savage swing rips Grifter’s mask off with his claws. He however also takes about 60% of the front of Grifter’s head off. Wolverine’s is now in a full berserker rage now as he turns his attention to Lord Emp.

“RRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA!!!!” growls Wolverine as the two small and hairy men with anger issues and an affinity for cigars rush towards each other.

Logan lunges and digs his claws deep into the Kherubim’s stomach. He savagely tears out Emp’s intestines, spilling them all over the subway floor. He is then lifted into the air by Voodoo and her magnetic powers. She starts to pull on the adamantium grafted to Logan’s skeleton. He winces in pain, but does not yell.

“Oh no ya don’t,” says Gambit as he runs in, swooping up Bullseye’s red lightsaber and plunges it right between Voodoo’s shoulder blades.

“Thanks… Remy,” Logan says as he drops back to the ground, slightly out of breath from holding back the pain.

The duo rush up the subway stairs and back out to the torrential downpour that continues to hammer the Planet. They see a flash of light as Darth Vader and Hermione teleport to the street ahead of them. The X-Men duo run to join their newly arrived teammates but are ambushed by Deathbird and Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic.

“Let’s see if I remove your heart, Logan without opening your chest,” the undead former leader of the Fantastic Four wraps his elastic body all around Wolverine.

His decaying fingers then thin out and stretch down Wolverine’s esophagus. Logan grunts in anguish as Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic continues to reach down his throat.

“Ahh, got it!” the Black Lantern says as grabs a hold of Logan’s still beating heart.

He then yanks his tendril-like fingers back out of the mutant’s mouth and with them, Wolverine’s heart.

“Let’s see you grow that back,” Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic quips as he proceeds to devour Logan’s heart.

Deathbird fiercely and relentlessly attacks Gambit, evading every charged object Gambit can manage to throw at her. She slashes at his chest with her talons and then fires one of her electrified javelins at the Cajun. The combination of the electricity from the javelin and the downpour of rain is too much for Gambit, and he is fried where he stands. His sizzling husk drops to the ground. As Deathbird stands over the still smoking corpse of her prey, she finds herself on the opposite end of such an attack. Darth Vader lights her up with a powerful jolt of Sith Lightning. The feathers on her wings go up quickly as her eyes bubble and burn out of their sockets.

Hermione then notices Team Sleeping Pussy’s own wizard across what’s left of the intersection of Tarantino Blvd and Cameron Ave. The Sorcerer Supreme levitates into the air and fires a spell at Granger.

“By the Flames of Faltine!” exclaims Dr. Strange as he targets Hermione.

Green flames shoot forth from Strange’s hands, but Hermione shouts “Protego Horribilis!” and blocks the fire. She volleys back with “Incendio!” and launches a fiery blast from her wand.

Strange protects himself by casting the Shields of Seraphim. “Girl you do not want to test me,” he says to Hermione.

She smirks and responds, “That’s funny, and you’re the second one today who’s arrogantly threatened me. I killed the last one.”

They both then simultaneously shout spells at each other. “Avada Kedavra!!!” “By The Crystals of Cyndriarr!!!” The green flames and yellow rectangular crystals collide and cause a back draft of magic that knocks both sorcerers back.

There is then an increasingly loud roar that fills the air, and followed quickly be the explosion of a sonic boom. It’s Silver Surfer, returning to battle.

“I am not done with you Vader!” Surfer exclaims.

He arches back and jerks forwards, firing an enormous blast of power cosmic wrapped in green willpower. Vader tries to block it with his lightsaber but the energy is too much and it overwhelms the Sith Lord, annihilating him.

Silver Surfer relaxes his tense muscles as he has defeated the Backyardigans’ leader. He then feels a weight on the back of his surfboard. As he turns around all he hears is the hum of a lightsaber slashing across his torso. Surfer looks down at his chest to see the power cosmic pouring from the open wound. He drops to his knees and looks up to see the real Darth Vader standing before him.

“Your power is nothing compared to the power of the Force,” Vader boldly says as he sends Silver Surfer to the Graveyard.

He then takes control of Silver Surfer’s surfboard he then turns to an advancing Black Lantern Mr. Fantastic and obliterates him with a combination of the Force and Power Cosmic. Dr. Strange regains his composure from being knocked back by the magical reverb. He looks up to see Silver Surfer slain and Darth Vader standing atop of the surfboard. Strange quiets his minds and starts to meditate. The Sorcerer Supreme levitates off the ground as the Eye of Agamotto begins to open.

“Oh no you don’t,” Hermione says as she climbs out of the rubble. “Avada Kedavra!”

Green flames shoot from her wand as Darth Vader also fires another blast of Sith Lightning and Power Cosmic. They impact Dr. Strange directly in the amulet. Strange explodes in a burst of bright white light. Darth Vader steps off the surfboard and begins to walk away.

He turns to Hermione, and says “Now, Miss Granger, the Championship will be ours.”