Democracy Week 8 Affirmative Action Poepeyes vs Be Gentle Its My First Time

Be Gentle Its My First Time is Plo Koon w/ green lantern ring, Darth Malak, The Sinister Six: Green Goblin, Sandman, Dr. Octopus, Electro, Mysterio, and Vulture, 5 Jedi Knights, Sgt. Apon, Tien Shinhan, and Yamcha, 

Affirmative Action Popeye’s, Avatar Aang, Uncle Iroh, Detective Spooner, Sonny, Serpentor, Globulous, The Baroness, John Rambo, The Hart Foundation: Bret “The Hitman Hart”, Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart, The Rockers: Shawn Micheals and Marty Jannety w/ a racoon leaf.

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Week 7: Affirmative Action Popeye’s vs Dinomites

Popeye’s: Red Hulk, Red She Hulk, Namor and Namor’s Griffin, Avatar Aang, Iroh, Trinity, Morpheus, Riggs and Murtaugh in Ornithopter, Black Panther, Red Dragon #1, and Sentinel #10

Dinomites: The Shazam Family: SHAZAM, Mary Marvel, Captain Marvel Jr, Eugene Cho,l Pedro Pena, Darla Dudley, C.C Batson, Green Lantern Ganthet, Blue Lantern Flash, Orange Lantern Lex Luther, Ronan The Accuser with a Red Lantern Ring, Indigo Lantern Ray Palmer, Yellow Lantern Scarecrow, Star Sapphire, Wonder Woman, Cal Kestis, BD-1, Cere, Greeze, SandTrooper #1-10 on Dewback #1-10, and Superman Prime

For the amount of times I’ve given Chris shit about doing this, I never thought I’d be doing it one day. School decided to say wassup, how about we try online, but do it in a really dumb way, so I’ve been a bit busy keeping up with that and didn’t get the match done. Well here it is, unfortunately I overslept and missed the battle, all I saw is Shazam walk away guiding Dewback #7. The rest I believe are ‘DED spells dead’. Next week I’ll try to make a good match in the woods of Endor.

Therefore, DINOMITES win, Shazam and Dewback #7 survive.

S11 W7: Barkley's vs Sith Aids

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: Deadpool, Boba Fett, Kwisatz Haderach Duncan Idaho, Paul Atreides "Maud Dib", Erasmus, Cyborg, Khal Drogo,  T-X, Kilawog, Robo-Barkley (4 deaths), Krayt Dragons #3-5 (4 deaths each)

John and Vader's House of Sith Aids are: Darth Revan, Starkiller, The Anti-Monitor, Stormtroopers #11-50 (#11 in an AT-RT), Darth Sion, The Rancor, Savage Opress, Feral, Maxima, Veliciraptor #1-2.

I arrived late as usual to the outside of the arena stadium on Geonosis. Both the Barkley's and the Sith Aids were clawing at the doors outside, begging to be let in lest their fate lie in a wood chipper. They both explained to me that their teams were submitted late and both were shocked when I informed them that I was watching their match and they were playing each other. 

This news caused the two teams to almost instantly begin fighting each other. The sounds of 40 stormtroopers laying a barrage of gunfire down while the screams of the Rancor and Velociraptors as they began to devour combatants was both amazing and disturbing at the same time. The Sith Aids came out of the gate firing but the Barkley's were no push overs. Deadpool and Cyborg were taking on the Anti Monitor while Boba Fett and the two guys who look like Jason Momoa were slashing their way through Stormtroopers. 

I decided to put a stop to all this since I forgot my notebook and froze time. There were a good amount of dead bodies but I told each team to pick one living person to put up in a one on one fight for the whole thing. The winners would win and take their remaining team back to the locker room and I would run the losing team through the woodchipper.

Sith Aids nominated Darth Revan and Barkleys put up Muad'Dib.

Revan came in with a fast attack and a force push that sent Paul reeling backwards. Paul stayed down on one knee as Revan came toward him, lightsaber drawn. Paul was not injured however. As he used his prescient vision he saw all possible future outcomes from the battle and knew the exact second to roll to the side and take the head off the dark lord.

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. Be Gentle It's My First Time

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Poggle the Lesser in a Geonosian Starship, Sun Fac in a Geonosian Starship, Indiana Jones, Henry Jones Sr., Zombie Dr. Manhattan, R2-D2, C3P0, Grandmaster Luke Skywalker, Hera Syndulla, Sabine Wren, Kanaan Jaruus, Ezra Bridger, Zeb Orrelius, Chopper, Revan, Aayla Secura, & Orc #1-29.

Be Gentle it's My First Time is Plo Koon (w/ a green lantern ring), Task Master (w/ a yellow lantern ring), Darth Malak, Dr. Strange (w/ The Time Stone), Wong, Dr. Fate, Black Lantern Superboy, & a Jedi Knight.


As the match is about to begin, a hidden conference takes place between a few of the Assassins. The Phoenix Crew to be precise.

SABINE: “Hera, I can't believe that we have two ships in this match and that none of us are in one. You, especially should be up there flying.

HERA: “I agree Sabine, I'm not sure what I can do about it though”.

KANAAN: “We all know Hera is the best pilot on this team; but we don't have a choice as to who gets to pilot what. Sometimes the Force works mysteriously. We must follow it”.

{A cloaked figure approaches to join the conversation}.

LUKE GJM: “Hera being the best pilot on this team, is....... Well, let's just say it is debatable. And why are you all so convinced that you don't have any chance to contest who flies the ships?? You're all Rebels here aren't you?? Come with me. R2 has a plan... Oh, and Young Jarrus, The Force is your ally, sometimes even your best allies need convincing”.

ZEB: Did he just say, that his droid has a plan??

CHOPPER:

C3P0: R2's plans have been known to work from time to time....

R2 and 3PO, erratically explain the plan to the Phoenix Crew and make sure that they all know their part (sort of).

Ezra Bridger approaches Poggle the Lesser and his bodyguard Sun Fac and begins to speak: “Uh, umm, excuse me Poggle err, I mean excuse me Mr. The Lesser, I was just sent over here to tell you that before you board your ship, err I mean your ships that Capt. Syndulla and Jedi Master Skywalker had a message for you. NO, No , No, umm stay here just for a second and let me tell you the message. I know it is time to get on your ships and stuff, but I just need a second to give you the message.... You see, they wanted me to tell you that since you two are definitely in charge of this team, that you should definitely umm talk to the troops for a bit before you board your ships. Ya know, for moral and stuff”.

Poggle looks at Ezra and then looks at Sun Fac with a confused look, just as Ezra sheepishly backs away from the two Geonosians saying: “Well guys, have a good battle. Stay buggy”.

With those words, the two Geonosian Starfighters blast over the heads of Poggle and Sun Fac as their confusion turns to anger and a conversation takes place over the ships' comlink. Chopper and Hera are on board the first Starfighter and contact Luke: “Well, Master Skywalker, tell those droids of yours that Chopper and I definitely approve of this plan”.

“They hear you loud and clear Capt. Syndulla. Let's do this”. Luke replies.

“How mad do you think the Geonosians are going to be when they find out we stole their ships”?? Asks Hera.

Luke chuckles a little and says: “Don't worry about it, it's all part of the plan... I was going to tell them Indiana Jones did it”.

The Assassins move into battle swiftly, but find that Dr. Strange and his troops are huddled together in a defensive position completely ready for battle.

Kanaan and Ezra are approached by a nameless Jedi Knight whose training has far surpassed their own; but the former Jedi Padawan and the Padawan's Padawan are able to make short work of their would be ally, showing that not only does teamwork make the dream work; but that their Force skills are beyond the official training that either of them possess. The pair look to their left and notice that Poggle and Sun are being moved upon by Plo Koon and Task Master. The Geonosians seem outmatched significantly, until Poggle uses his telepathic link with the Brood Alpha of this planet, causing dozens of Geonosian Drones to begin coming out of the ground to join the team and protect their leader. The Orcs recognize within their very DNA that the Geonosians are the masters of this place and they obey accordingly.

Ezra turns to his Master and says: “Kanaan, LOOK. Those Geonosians never would have joined the fight if their leaders were up in their Starships”.

“What can I say, Ezra. I guess sometimes the Force needs a little convincing”. “Says Kanaan.

Wong stops Zeb in his place and hits him with the spinny thing to take him out; but Sabine does a conventional spin move and hits the wizard directly in the chest with her Darksaber. Dr, Strange is none too happy to see this as he hits Sabine with an even better spinny thing to take her out as well on his way to join his teammate Lord Malak in his battle against Revan and Aayla Secura. Revan absorbs Strange's initial magic attack, while Malak parries Secura's lightsaber assault and then runs her through. Revan zooms forward with Jedi speed to kill Strange, which results in an epic dual between Revan and Malak that ends with both of them joining each other in death; because the only things I know about them are from Galaxy of Heroes and I have no idea which one is supposed to be stronger.

Dr. Fate VS. Dr. Manhattan should be an incredible fight, but one of them has 4 deaths and and one of them is a Zombie, so it isn't.

Black Lantern Superboy takes flight and engages the two ace pilots of the AAA Squad. Meanwhile Plo Koon and Taskmaster are putting on a clinic in their battle against a slew of Orcs and a gaggle of Geonosians. Unfortunately, Kanaan, Ezra, and Henry Jones Sr. have all met their fate at the hands of the good Doctor representing the Gentle Crew.

Luke and Hera's flight skills are masterful, but despite several successful evasions and attacks; BL Superboy manages to catch Hera off guard and blast through her ship faster than a black lantern speeding boy bullet.

As Indiana Jones hides in a desert outcropping, being berated by Dr. Fate's magical onslaught. Plo Koon and his new best bro Taskmaster have successfully taken out the Orcs and Geonosians, including Poggle and the mighty Sun Fac. BL Superboy hits Luke's ship with a blast of black lantern heat vision sending the ship into a tailspin; but Luke is able to right the ship and recover. With the ship greatly damaged, Luke ejects R2 and 3PO to safety and then double backs with a spin move (that's a good trick (shout out Phantom Menace)). Luke is able to delve deeply into the Force to realize the weakness of his enemy. He sees that he must use two types of energy to destroy him. Luke targets BL Superboy with his lasers, shuts off the targeting computer with the Force, and injects just a slight amount of Kyber from his lightsaber into the firing mechanism of the ship. A perfectly aimed shot, then leads to BL Superboy being shot out of the air. Luke climbs out of the cockpit and onto the failing ship itself. He then leaps from the starship and delivers a lightsaber thrust through the blackened heart of Black Lantern Superboy, sending him to the graveyard on his way down to joining the rest of the fight. Luke realizes that his attempt to save his droids was in vain, as he arrives just in time to see Taskmaster and Plo Koon dismantling them. The Koon/Taskmaster Duo have developed quite a rapport and move together against Skywalker, but find that they are still lacking against the Grand Jedi Master. Luke knocks the sword from Taskmaster and directs his Yellow energy blast back at him, right before he runs Plo through the heart with his lightsaber.

Luke feels a great disturbance in the Force and realizes that someone he does not know well; but who seems very much like an old friend is in trouble. Luke is re-energized as he uses his Force Speed to hit the ground running and move towards Dr. Fate, the extremely powerful, and last remaining member of the Be Gentle crew. An exhausted Luke gets to the other side of the battlefield, just in time to see Indiana Jones pull an ancient artifact out of his backpack and complete the spell that opens the Portal of Fate and dispel the power of Dr. Fate once and for all.

Luke is shocked by what he has seen and looks surprised to see Dr. Jones hunched over a rock before him victorious. Indiana looks and sounds strikingly like Luke's best friend as he smirks and asks: “What took ya so long”??

Consortium Week 7 House Elves vs Empire

House Elves are Ben Kenobi, Mar-Vel, Archangel, Soundwave w Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Rabat, Wingthing, Sqauktalk, Beatbox, Glit, Enemy, Howlback, Garboil, Overkill, Slugfest, Autoscout #1-2, Juggernaut, Shao Khan, Sgt. Slaughter, Taurus, Red Dog, Mercer, Shaak Ti, Sandworm #1-5, Dothraki #1-8, Dothraki Horse #1-8.

The Empire is Obi Wan Kenobi, Saruman, Apollo, Shredder, Krang, Karai, Nazgul #7 on fell beast, Herculoids: Zondar, Tara, Gloop, Gleep, Rabbon Harkonen, and Baron Vladmir Harkonen.

Week 7: TEAM vs. Striders of Rohan

TEAM is: Leader One, Scooter, Turbo, Perceptor, Kup, Springer, R.C., Wheelie, Hubcap, and Sunstreaker.

The Striders of Rohan are: Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombour, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bill the Pony, Bilbo Baggins, Grishnack, Grima Wormtongue, Isildor, Arathorn, Fremen #1, Fedayeen #2-5, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4, Gondor Soldiers #13-15, 14 Goblins (#5, #7, and #9-20), Gollum, Tim Cheveldae, Alan Trammell, Paul Coffey, Steve Yzerman, Barry Sanders, Elon Musk, Juwam Howard, Robert Downey Jr, John Quincy Adams, Aaron Griswold, Scorpion, and Liu Kang.


On the bleak surface of Geonosia, a horde of discount Striders made a charge on TEAM's crack squad of Transformers*. Squat and crafty, Bilbo Baggins eagerly found himself a poor fit for the front line, and the initial volley of blaster fire took him down. Turbo tore through the gaggle of Goblins, but when he shot Bill the Pony he earned the furious vengeance of Thorin Oakenshield. Just as Thorin severed Turbo's connections, Hubcap brought a heavy robotic fist down on the Dwarf's skull. This whipped his Dwarven posse into a frenzy, and they swarmed Hubcap. Though he managed to crush Bofer, Oin, and Nori, he succumbed to the nine remaining shorties. Isildur lead the three Fedayeen against Wheelie, but Perceptor caught them with his shoulder cannon before they could finish off the little Autobot. Together the two fought through to assist Scooter, who was on the ground getting kicked by the regular, powerless human celebrities of the Striders. They cleared the fodder off their off-brand buddy, and Wheelie extended a hand to help him up. As he did, the scent of brimstone hit their electronic olfactory receptors, and a spear flew in to Perceptor's chassis. Scorpion yanked him closer as Liu Kang brought a flying bicycle kick to his head, knocking it clean off. Wheelie blasted Liu Kang as he returned to the ground, but Scorpion was quick to melt him and Scooter down with fire breath. Sunstreaker and RC killed off the swarm of Dwarves that overwhelmed Hubcap and turned their attention to Arathorn, who was attempting to organize and rally the ragtag forces left on the field. He made his final push against Springer, Kup, and Leader One with Scorpion and the Gondor Soldiers, while the rest of their team split off to keep RC and Sunstreaker at bay. As they charged, Scorpion teleported behind Kup, kicking him straight into the spears of the Soldiers. He was punished quickly by Leader One, but the distraction proved fatal enough as the GoBot leader was cut down by Gondor's finest. Springer shot down the soldiers, but Arathorn ran him through. Meanwhile, RC and Sunstreaker had disposed of Wormtongue, the Ghola, and the Fremen before Grishnack took down RC with his scimitar. Arathorn bellowed a warcry and charged, but the gun is mightier than the sword and Sunstreaker was quick on the draw, killing both the orc and the human. He stood proud, basking in his incomparable tactical skills, when a boulder was pushed down on him from the cliff above. At the top, Gollum danced and clapped his hands, cackling out a cheer: "Weak, shiny robotses!"