Week 7 Consortium: Washington Redskins vs Sigmas

Redskins: Yoda (w/ Dwarf Ring #4), Black Lantern Larfleeze (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring), Asajj Ventress, Usagi Yojimbo, Chuck Norris (w/ The Houslander Family Katana), Yaddle (w/ Dwarf Ring #7), Mandalore the Great (w/ The Dark Saber (Last Life), Bat-Mite (w/ Dwarf Ring #6), Dobby, Asami, Black Lantern Mandalorian (Last Life), Black Lantern Xenomorph, Krillin, Ocean's 11: Danny Ocean, Frank Catton, Robert Ryan, Reuben Tishkoff, Virgil Malloy, Turk Malloy, Livingston Dell, Bashar Tarr, Yen, Saul Bloom, and Linus Caldwell, and Wallabee #5


Sigmas: Gurney Hallack, Moneo Atreides, Lord Zed, Ki Adi Mundi, Qui Gon Jin, The Huntress, Melkor, Morpheus, and The Blob

Democracy Week 7: The Underhills Vs. Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips at The HIVE Academy

 The Underhills are General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Raven, Kyle Rayner, Jay Garrick, Spider-Man, Miguel O'Hara (w/ green lantern ring) aamd Pro Bender #1 & 2.

Darkseid's Horsemen of Apokolips are Darkseid, Agent Smith (w/ 2 white lightsabers), He-Man and Battle Cat, The Flash (w/ blue lantern ring), Red Hood and The Outlaws:  Red Hood, Starfire, & Arsenal, Red Robin (w/ 2 ninja swords), and Apocalypse.  

The Horsemen vs TEAM in da Milky Way (not da candy bar)

The cosmic arena crackled with anticipation as two formidable teams faced off, each brimming with power and determination. On one side stood The Horsemen led by the malevolent Ultron wielding the Infinity Gauntlet, flanked by Supergirl, Darkseid, Orion, Superboy, Megatron, The Eradicator, Nekron, three Black Lanterns, and Grand Admiral Thrawn in his sleek B-Wing.

Across from them, TEAM, led by the colossal Unicron, accompanied by Primus, Ego, Thor, Space Ghost, Jan, Jace, Blip, Phantom Cruiser, Alex Houslander with the Super Scope 6, Tripticon, Kryptonion #1a, a Black Lantern Kryptonian, a Black Lantern Yellow Lantern, and two Yellow Lanterns.

The clash erupted with thunderous force as powers collided and energies surged. Ultron, his red eyes ablaze with cosmic fury, unleashed the full might of the Infinity Gauntlet, warping reality itself to his will. Supergirl streaked through the chaos, her fists blazing with righteous anger, while Darkseid's Omega Beams lanced through the galaxy, seeking out their targets with precision. Orion, Superboy, and The Eradicator fought with unwavering determination, their combined might shaking the very foundations of the battlefield.

Meanwhile, Nekron and his Black Lanterns wove a sinister dance of death, their dark energies sapping the life force from their opponents, while Grand Admiral Thrawn orchestrated tactical strikes from his B-Wing, striking at the heart of TEAM’s defenses with surgical precision.  Taking out Space Ghost, Jan, Jace, and Blip in the phantom cruiser.

On the opposing side, Unicron, the embodiment of destruction, loomed ominously,his dark presence casting a shadow over the battlefield. Primus, Ego, and Thor fought valiantly, their powers clashing with those of their adversaries in a dazzling display of cosmic might. Taking down Superboy and Supergirl.

Amidst the chaos, Alex Houslander wielded the Super Scope 6 with deadly accuracy, picking off targets with precision from a distance. Tripticon, towering over the battlefield, unleashed devastation upon The Horsemen, his massive form wreaking havoc amidst their ranks. And amidst the chaos of battle, the Black Lantern Kryptonian and the Yellow Lanterns added their own dark powers to the fray, their malevolent energies sowing further discord and destruction.  Engulfed in the destruction was Orion and Nekron.

As the battle raged on, the casualties mounted on both sides, with heroes and villains alike falling in the heat of combat. Powers clashed, energies surged, and the very fabric of reality seemed to tremble under the strain of the conflict.

The Milky Way is shaking at its core with the ensuing battle.  Unicron and Primus focus their destruction on the sinister Ultron.  Before they could carry on to Ultron they had to battle Megatron.  The chaos ensues and Unicron and Primus come out on top.

The Horsemen are down to the final members with Ultron, Darkseid, The Eradicator and Grand Admiral Thrawn.  “There ain’t no quit in this dawg” says Ultron

Ultron with the power of the Infinity Gauntlet unleashes a galaxy-shaking blast at Unicron and Primus.  The sheer destruction has TEAM shaken to its core. The Lanterns of TEAM were caught in the destruction leaving TEAM on the brink of death.

Ego the planet has Ultron fighting for his life. 

Thor and Tripticon hold the line of defense while facing the blasts of Darkseid and The Eradicator.  The God of Thunder and transformer appear to be too much for The Eradicator sending what’s left of him into the abyss of space.

Ultron arises victorious with his battle against Ego.  The infinity gauntlet is to power for a planet to withstand.  With his eyes ablaze, the raging Ultron moves at the speed of lighting to unleash chaos on TEAM.  The determination of Ultron is unwavering.  Tripticon was the first casualty of the chaos that ensued.

The clashing of lightning in space from the God of Thunder fills the destruction of this battle.  He heaves Mjolnir towards Thrawn.  The speed of Mjolnir is too much for the B-Wing.  The crashes of destruction echo through the Milky Way Galaxy.

Ultron, empowered by the Infinity Stones, reshapes the battlefield with a mere thought. Space warps, time bends, and reality twists at his command. Thor, undeterred by the cosmic forces at play, charges forward with determination. A blinding flash of light engulfs the battlefield as Ultron unleashes the full power of the Infinity Stones. The very fabric of reality trembles under the such immense power. Taking out both Thor and his teammate Darkseid.

The League of Extraordiary Heterosexual Gentlemen Vs. The Sigmas

 The League of Extraordinary Heterosexual Gentlemen is Superman, Commander Ahsoka in her Starfighter, General Kenobi in a Geonosian Starfighter, Sky Lynx, Master Mold, King Beerus, Jason Bourne (w/ death note), Homelander, Darth Malgus, & Beast Wars Megatron.

The Sigmas are Smaug, IG-12, Mon-Starr, Zon Nooret, King Manwe, Varda, Tulkas, Nessa, Black Dwarf, Supergiant, Sleepwalker, & Iceman & Slider in a F-15.

Week 6: NAZA vs The Underhills

 

The Underhills are: General Zod, Matrix (Supergirl), Mogo, John Stewart, Kyle Rayner, Starkiller in Anakon’s Starfighter, Revan Reborn in TIE Silencer, Aerialbots: (Silverbolt, Skydive, Fireflight, Slingshot, Air Raid), Jedi Knight Guardian #1 in X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #2 in Resistance X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #3-4 in Hounds Tooth, Jedi Knight Guardian #5 in Resistance X-Wing, Jedi Knight Guardian #6-9 in ID-4 Attacker, Jedi Knight Guardian #10 in B-Wing

NAZA are: Admiral Ackbar in Home One with Crew, Admiral Ozzell in Star Destroyer with Crew, Admiral Piett in the Executor with Crew, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Hyperion, Annihilus, The Starjammers in their ship (Corsair, Ch'od, Cr'reee, Korvus, Sikorsky, Raza Longknife, Hapzibah), Omniman, Legend's Luke (w/Blue lantern ring) with R2D2 in Luke's X-wing, Joe Louis (w Green Lantern Ring), Kyle Katarn in Raven's Claw,  Boba Fett with Cad Bane in The Marauder, Zombie Yellow Lantern,  Ugluk

 

AI isn’t winning any spelling bees

 

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...

 

That’s a lie, it’s in this galaxy and it’s happening right now. I think by now people have realized that Star Wars is just revisionist history. I mean this Luke guy assassinates the emperor leaving the empire in shambles, kills his own father, and destroyed two very expensive, fully operational space stations, killing countless innocent people in the process. Somehow he is the hero?

 

Luke spots Mogo and leads his team into battle. On his way towards the planet he takes out several much weaker Jedi Knights.

 

Boba Fett and Cad Bane are doing a little pregame in the Maurader.

I believe Yans are a form of space Zyn. Cad Bane is wearing Boba’s spare beskar mask to enhance the experience.

 

Meanwhile, Green Lantern Joe Louis is enjoying both being alive again and floating through outer space:

 

As NAZA approaches Mogo the battle escalates quickly. The Underhills ambush NAZA from all sides. Admiral Ackbar states the obvious.

 

General Zod blasts his way through the Star Destroyer.

 

For some reason he was rendered black, probably because he stole superman’s costume.

 

While everyone is locked in battle, Luke lands on Mogo and takes out some supplies.

The battle is quite hectic, it’s hard to tell what exactly is going on. So many lasers, missiles, punches being thrown.

There even appears to be many characters from other teams in the league, as well as some Darth Vader/Batman Hybrid.

It turns out this was an illusion created by Mr. Mxyzptlk, which ended as Matrix punched his hat off.  Luckily he had on a backup hat.

 

The fights rages on when suddenly Mogo explodes.

 

Having accomplished his mission, Luke Skywalker zips out in his x-wing, knocks one back, and enters hyperspace to an unknown location where he will spend the next decade as a hermit.

 

Space debris and dead bodies litter the space where a battle once thrived. Among the wreckage Zombie Yellow Lantern searches for survivors.

I think he was Shazam or perhaps The Flash in his previous life? That’s a story for another day. He finds Kyle Rayner and John Stewart who are just beginning to regain consciousness after the explosion. He attempts to bite into them but his bubble helmet prevents him from doing so.  The green lantern duo awaken and use their powers to defeat the zombie.

 

They search through what remains for survivors but cannot find any. They realize it is just the two of them left, alone together at last.

 

Week 6 Watcher Consortium: Bill Cosby's Diddlers vs The Washington Redskins

Diddlers: Star Lord, Gamora, Drax, Groot, Rocket The Racoon, Nebula, & Mantis in The Milano, Adam Warlock, War Machine, Cyclops, T-1000, Loki, Hunter, Wrecker, Tech, Crosshair, Echo, Omega (Bad Batch in the Maruder), Voltron, Black Hand, Johnny Quick, Pluto

Redskins: Omega Supreme, Sinestro (w/ The White Lantern Ring), Star Wolf in an Arwing, OA Guardian #1-2, The six O.G. Arc Troopers, and Heavy Weapons Arc Trooper in The Leviathon, First Arc Trooper Lieutenant in a Fury Class Interceptor, Second Arc Trooper Lieutenant in a TIE Dagger, The Arc Trooper Captain, Tom Selleck, and Jedi Master #5-7 in The Ebon Hawk, Indigo One and Munk, Saint Walker, Star Sapphire #1, Thundercracker w/ Buster, Skywarp, Sodom Yat, Black Lantern #9-10, Cybertronian Guardian #1-5, Powergirl, Black Lantern Mandalorian, & Black Lantern Xenomorph.

Week 6 Staff Consortium: Sigmaz vs David Byrne's Meat Suits

Simaz: Gurren Lagann w/ Super Tenga Toppa, Gurren Lagann (Giant space ship mech), Grand Moff Tarken w/ Executrix, Executrix Pilot, Executrix Co-Pilot, Executrix Gunner, 5 Executrix Crew Members, The Grand Inquisitor, w/Xanadu Blood, 7th Sister + ID9, w/Naboo Starfighter, 8th Brother w/Bistan's U-Wing, Master Cheif w/ Arwing, God Emperor of Mankind 40k w/Great Fox Mothership, Vorian Atreides + Seurat w/ Dream Voyager, Edrik: Guild Navigator, Manfor Torondo + Anari Idaho, Galvatron, Scorpnonk + Lord Zarak, Cyclonus + Nightstick, The Ark, Zombie Mandalorian, and Zombie Blue Lantern

Meat Suits: Galactus and his herald, David Byrne w/Gloom Sword, Scarlet Witch and Quicksilver, Deadpool, Atrocitus, Hal Jordan, Omnius, One Punch Man, Power Ring, The Comedian, Nite Owl, Silk Spectre w/ Purple lightsaber, Ozymandias, Rorschach w/ Orange lightsaber

Week 6 Democracy: Doctor's Madhouse vs Dolla 49 McRib

Doctor's Madhouse: Dr Manhattan, Silver Surfer, Ursa, Ranx the Sentient City, Franklin Richards, Captain Marvel, Nova (Richard Rider), Scarecrow w/ Yellow Lantern Ring, Ethan Hunt w/ Green Lantern Ring, Star Sapphire #2, Daxomite #1-4, Clone Trooper #1-6 in Republic Shuttle

Dolla 49 McRib: Steppenwolf w/ The Anti Life Equation, The Anti-Monitor, Blackfire, Count Dooku and FA-4 in a Jedi V-Wing, Saturn, Sentry, Living Tribunal, Blue Beetle, White Martian #1-8, Green Martian #1-8, Chattari Leviathon #1-3, Ronan The Accusor w/ Mandalorian Armour, and Bunker w/ Mandalorian Armour

FFL 2024 Week 5: Sigmas vs. Sigmaz

 Sigmas: Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Dio Brando, Earth Benders #1-5, Duncan idaho, Deadshot, Bane, Huntress, Sardakaur #1-20, Bene Gesserit #1-10, Rhombus Vernius, Mord Cour, Zan Noore, Gigachad w/ Katana and Tanto, Melkor, Ancient Balrogs #1-4, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, Darkhawk, Morpheus, Goldar, Lord Zed, Titanus, Marth, Aatrox, Kyle Reese w/ Little Boy, John Rambo, and Linda from Copper Door w/ Land Speeder

Sigmaz: Goku, Guts, Eren Yeager, Spawn, Barbarossa, Xerxes, Michael Meyers. Jason Borhees, Nazgul on Fell Beast, Magus, Hellboy, Terminator 3, Grimlok, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Swoop, Six-Shot, The Mighty Morhpin Power Rangers w/ Zords / Megazords, Link w/ Ancient Armor and Motorcycle, Daruk w/ Dusk Claymore, Urbosa, Mipha, Revali w/ Topaz Rod, The Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister & ID9, 8th Brother, God Emperor 40k

This match takes place on Playoff Planet…

What a matchup we have here tonight folks! One of the great rivalries of the league akin to the likes of the great MAC rivalries of old. CMU vs. WMU, Miami of Ohio vs. Ohio, Bowling Green vs. Toledo, Sigmas vs. Sigmaz!

Desert

Sigmas: Duncan Idaho, Sardakaur #1-20, Bene Gesserit #1-10, Rhombus Vernius, Mord Cour, Zan Nooret

Sigmaz: Barbarossa, Xerxes, Nazgul on Fell Beast, Magus, Hellboy & God Emperor 40K

We begin our battle in the Desert land of the Playoff Planet.

Barbarossa and Xerxes begin the battle by attacking the Sardaukar and Bene Gesserit. The Titans were too much for the commons and were able to take them all out but the Sardakaur were able to take out Xerxes. Duncan, Rhombus, Mord and Zan were able to avenge their teammates as they took out Barbarossa in retaliation. The Nazgul swoops in on his Fell Beast at Duncan Idaho but he was able to dodge the attack while also striking the wing of the Fell Beast causing the winged demon of Middle Earth to parish. The Nazgul attempts to recover from the fall quickly but is too slow as Mord Cour was able to stab the great man of old in his hood, killing him. 

Hellboy and Magus join in to attack the warriors from the Dune universe and are successful in defeating all of them, not without losing Hellboy as well.

Magus and God Emperor 40K will join the rest of the Sigmaz in the City.

Forest

Sigmas: Earth Benders #1-5, Gigachad, Melkor, Ancient Balrog #1-4, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, & John Rambo

Sigmaz: Link, Daruk, Urbosa, Mipha, Revali, Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister, ID9, & 8th Brother

In the forest land of the Playoff Planet we find the Sigmaz with a camp set up while the Sigmas are walking through the forest trying to find their enemies.

7th Sister sends out the ID9 drone to find the Sigmas. The drone eventually finds the Sigmas and flies towards them in an attempt to kamikazee the Sigmas. Thankfully John Rambo uses his rifle to shoot the droid and destroys it before it can hurt the team.

7th Sister lets the rest of her team know that the droid found the Sigmas and they push to attack. Link, Daruk, Urbosa, Mipha, & Revali charge at the Sigmas and are able to take out the Earth Benders and Gigachad but not without casualties as the Earth Benders were able to take out Mipha. 

While that was happening, Grand Inquisitor, 7th Sister, & 8th Brother charged the Ancient Balrogs and John Rambo and were able to take them out using their lightsabers. Though one of the Balorgs was able to deeply cut the upper arm of 7th Sister. And John Rambo was able to kill 8th Brother as 8th Brother tried to block the bullets from Rambo’s rifle but the lightsaber was unsuccessful in blocking the bullets and they shot him in the chest.

Though the Inquisitors were successful in their attack, their happiness was short lived as Tulkas ran up and ripped 7th Sister in half at the waist and Nessa used her speed to hit the Grand Inquisitor with a flurry of strikes until his body was unrecognizable. 

Link uses his sword to cut Rambo’s head off as he and the rest of the characters from the Zelda universe attack the Valar from Middle Earth but they stand absolutely no chance against these god-like characters. As the Melkor and the accompanying Valar take them out with one arm tied behind their backs.

Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas and Nessa will join the rest of the Sigmas in the City.

City

Sigmas: Satoru Gojo, Griffith, Dio Brando, Deadshot, Bane, Huntress, Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas, Nessa, Darkhawk, Morpheus, Goldar, Lord Zed, Titanus, Marth, Aatrox, Kyle Reese and Linda from the Copper Door

Sigmaz: Goku, Guts, Eren Yeager, Spawn, Michael Meyers, Jason Vorhees, Magus, T3, Grimlok, Slag, Sludge, Snarl, Swoop, Six-Shot, and the Power Rangers

In the city we start with all the big robot characters (plus Mgus). The Mighty Morphin Power Rangers form together into MegaZord while the DinoBots form together as well, and Six-Shot and Magus joins in to attack Titanus, Goldar, & Lord Zed. After a bunch of big robot stuff happens. They are a completely equal match to each other and everyone ends up dead.

While that was happening, Goku puts in work and takes out Linda from the Copper Door, Huntress, Darkhawk, Marth, Aatrox and Kyle Reese.

Guts and Griffith go at it and have a classic Knight battle but in the end Guts comes out victorious but heavily damaged as there is blood running down the armor of his right arm.

The two Batman villains on the Sigmas, Bane and Deadshot, work together to take out T3, Michael Meyers and Jason Vorhees in the middle of an abandoned street intersection riddled with empty cars. Deadshot uses his sniper rifle to shoot the head off of Michael Meyers. Bane goes to attack Jason Vorhees but Jason Vorhees uses his fear mongering abilities to kill the Luchador. Deadshot tries to retaliate by shooting Jason but the sniper round does no damage to the villain. Deadshot realizes his sniper can’t directly damage Jason so he shoots the gas tanks of the vehicles surrounding Jason causing a chain reaction of explosions. This kills Jason but also kills Deadshot.T3 is damaged by the explosion of all the cars but isn't dead. Thankfully, for the Sigmas Morpheus sees the damaged T3 and takes his shot. He shoots the robot with multiple different guns he has equipped on him, but is still to no avail as T3 eventually charges Morpheus and turns her arm into a blade and stabs Morpheus through his chest. Melkor sees this and calls a massive firestorm down onto T3 melting the steel of the robot until she finally was defeated.

During that thrilling fight, the remaining anime characters on both teams go at it. Satoru Gojo and Dio Brando on the Sigmas fight against Goku, Guts and Eren Yeager on the Sigmaz. These anime characters have a beautiful almost poetic fight that words on a computer screen can't even come close to describe. In the end Goku is the last one standing in this fight.

Now all that’s left standing is the four Valar on the Sigmas (Melkor, King Manwe, Tulkas, and Nessa) while the Sigmaz have Goku, Spawn and God Emperor 40K. 

Goku, still tired from his anime battle attacks Melkor with a flurry of hand to hand combat attacks but Melkor dodges them with ease. Melkor, bored with the attack of a mortal being, curses Goku with Death. 

Spawn uses his necroplasm in his and his magical abilities to take out King Manwe. Finally it can be seen that these Valar can actually perish. They had been basically invincible in this battle so far.   

This showed a slight amount of relief in both God Emperor 40K and Spawn but that relief was short lived as Tulkas and Nessa double teamed Spawn where Nessa used her super speed to distract Spawn. This allowed Tulkas to get close to Spawn and he used his super strength to beat Spawn to death.

God Emperor 40K retaliates and uses his sword and incredible strength to take out both Tulkas and Nessa, but they did not go down easy as God Emperor 40K was greatly weakened by this fight. 

God Emperor 40K tried his best to take out Melkor after defeating Tulkas and Nessa but he stood no chance, as the most powerful of the Valar was able to defeat him with ease.