Darkseid’s Horsemen of Apocalypse: Poseidon, Qwsp, King Sidon, The Tiger Sharks: Mako, Walro, Gupp, Octavia, and Lorca, Gannon, Kamek, Diddy and Dixie Kong, Donald and Daisy Duck, Arsenal w/ Red Lantern Ring, Dante, Katow Joe, Zombie Black Lantern, Vampire Black Lantern
Dolla49 McRib: Broly, Aqua Girl, 3 Seaworms, Piccolo, Ronald Regan w/Indigo Lantern Ring, World Serpent, Fing Fang Foom, Zues, MewTwo, 3 Kryptonians, Uncle Grandpa, Black Lantern Jedi Master, Blue Beatle, Zombie Green Lantern, Blue Lantern, 2 Yellow Lanterns, 1 Chatari Leviathan
The air is thick with tension. On the east shore of Lake Michigan, The Horsemen assemble. At the forefront, Poseidon, sea god and commander, slams his trident into the wet sand. Beside him is Qwsp. King Sidon gives a nod to the Tiger Sharks—some bippen underwater heroes ready for battle.
Across the lake, a deafening roar signals the arrival of The Dolla 49 McRib squad.
Floating above the water is Brolly, radiating Super Saiyan fury, his aura lighting the sky. At his side, Aqua Girl with three monstrous Seaworms slithering behind her. Piccolo levitates calmly while aura farming before the battle.
Then comes the surreal—Ronald Reagan, resurrected and wielding an Indigo Lantern Ring, preaching compassion and American politics. Uncle Grandpa starts to shout nonsense that somehow bends reality.
Poseidon raises his trident: “Let the sea judge you!” Thunder crashes as he and Zeus launch the opening blows, waves clashing against lightning. The force sends a shockwave across the lake, creating a whirlpool where water and lightning merge.
Broly charges with a berserker's rage, only to be intercepted by Dante, who counters but is no match for this Sayian god. Broly whoops his ass all the way to Grand Haven.
Meanwhile, Qwsp traps the Kryptonians in a pocket reality of infinite banana peels, only for Uncle Grandpa to arrive riding a toaster and undo reality itself, freeing them. Diddy and Dixie Kong team up with Katow Joe and Octavia to ambush Blue Beetle, launching from tree to tree in a jungle they conjure from nothing.
The Tiger Sharks dive into the lake, meeting the Seaworms in a frenzy of fangs and fins. Mako bites one in half while Walro uses tech to shock the others.
High above, Arsenal in red-ring rage duels the Yellow Lanterns, screaming, “YOU TOOK MY PEACE!” Blood constructs clash with fear-made monsters.
Ronald Reagan, eyes glowing with indigo compassion, tries to reform Ganon, who sneers and hurls a trident of dark fire, burning through ideology and idealism alike.
On land, Donald Duck, now the storm mage “Quacknor the Tempest,” summons cyclones that tear through Zombie Green Lantern and fling Mewtwo momentarily—but Mewtwo rebounds, capturing Donald in a psychic prison shaped like a duck cage.
Zombie Black Lantern and Vampire Black Lantern tear into the Leviathan, who slams them with a massive tail, cratering half the battlefield.
King Sidon battles Aqua Girl, trident vs. waterbending, dancing on waves like gladiators of the deep. Piccolo joins the fray, splitting into clones—only to be countered by Kamek’s multiplying magic.
Then everything freezes—Mewtwo, amplifying time dilation, stops the battle for a brief second... just long enough for Zeus to gather a storm to end them all.
But Qwsp, unfazed by logic or time, simply rewinds the moment and replaces Zeus’s lightning with confetti and rubber ducks.
As the battlefield erupts in chaos, Blue Lantern empowers the surviving Lanterns, and with the help of the god poseidon they are able to take down the egomaniac Broly.
Poseidon dives deep into the lake, awakening something older than even himself—the Heart of Lake Michigan, a primordial sea spirit. It rises, a leviathan of water and spirit, swallowing the Chitauri Leviathan whole.
Mewtwo and Ganon face off in the center, until the Zombie Black Lantern infects them both with anti-life for a terrifying instant. But Blue Lantern’s hope burns through the corruption, leaving Ganon in ash and Mewtwo weakened.
As the energy of gods, lanterns, mutants, monsters, and maniacs overloads the very fabric of the lake, reality begins to tear. Uncle Grandpa accidentally eats the fourth wall, briefly showing viewers that the battle is being livestreamed by Rick Sanchez.
Finally, Poseidon, bloodied and battered, locks tridents with Zeus, whose rage becomes divine wildfire. But in a twist, Ronald Reagan steps in, quoting, “Mr. Zeus, tear down this storm.” and channels indigo light through the divine ether.
In a thunderous final blow, Poseidon and Sidon combine forces striking down Zeus in a blast that empties the lake and refills it in an instant. Although this reveals Fing Fang Foom hiding at the bottom of Lake Michigan.
He has lost his element of surprise and is struck down with yet another thunderous blow that empties the entirety of the Great Lake.
The battlefield is quiet. Most of both teams lie unconscious. The survivors regroup on a floating island formed from the remains of the Leviathan.
Poseidon, bruised but triumphant, raises his trident. “This lake... is protected.”
Ronald Reagan, now sipping tea “In the end, compassion and chaos were the only constants.”
A duck quacks.
The credits roll.
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