Saturday, April 4, 2020

Democracy Week 5 TEAM vs Affirmative Action Popeye's

Team is Ms. Marvel, Darksol, The Constructicons: Bonecrusher, Buckethead, Hightower, Long Haul, Quick Mix, and Scavenger, Seraph, Duke Leto Atreides, Iron Hide, Capt. N with Duke, Pit, Simon Bellmont, Mega Man, Rush, the Princess of Video Games, and Game Boy, Leader One, Hot Rod, Ultra Magnus, Blaster with Eject, Rewind, Grandslam, Raindance, Nightstalker, Playback, Ramhorn, Rosanna, Stripes, Dile, Steeljaw, Zaur, Graphy, Noise, Blackout, Flip Sides, and Sundor, Emerald Weapon, Kepka, Dr. Robotnick, Death Adder, Death Adder Jr., Death Bringer, Mario, Luigi, Captain Falcon, Yoshi, Bill Ringer, Lance beam, Ice Bros, Warpath, Jazz, Bumblebee, and Cliff Jumper.

Popeye's are Ego, Destro, Lieutenant Flint, Beachhead, Roadblock, Gung Ho, Captin Jonathan, Powers, Shipwreck, General Hawk, Duke, Nemesis Enforcer, Lady Jane, Mike Sroka, Laura, James, Becks, Fred, Serpenter, Globulous, The Baroness, John Rambo, Shawn Michaels, Marty Jannety w/ a racoon leaf, Bret “The Hitman” Hart, Jim “The Anvil” Niedhart, Sailor Moon (last life), Forest Gump, Guns n Roses: Axl Rose, Slash, Izzy Stradlin, Duff Mckagen w/penguin suit, Steven Adler, and Dizzy Reed, Black Panther, Shuri (last life), Okoye (last life), Nakia (last life), and M'Baku, Red Hulk, Red She-Hulk, Power Man, Iron Fist, Jessica Jones, Tatsu, Bebop, Rockseady, Baxter Stockwell, Detective Spooner, Sonny, Namor, Namor's Griffen, and The Creature From The Black Lagoon.

Tuesday, March 31, 2020

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight Vs. The Super Orange Dramatic Kitten Sisters of Luna

Two Hungry Dino-Mites with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are Darkseid, Dark Supergirl, Kalibak, General Zod, Ursa, Non, Pyro, Bowser: King of Koopa, Superboy Prime, Dark Dragon, Tom Brady (in Hulkbuster Iron Man Suit) w/ Broccoli, Nazgul #8 on Fell Beast, Wedge Antilles in a X-Wing, Biggs Darklighter in a X-Wing, Hella: goddess of Death, & Bossk in Hound's Tooth.

The Dramatic Super Kitty Sisters of Luna are Vampire Abeloth, Zombie Abeloth, Cicada, Blackfire, Athena, Sonic the Hedgehog, Miles “Tails” Prowess, Terra, Jack Baur, The Toxic Avenger, The Protectobots: Hot Spot, Streetwise, Blades, Groove, & First Aid, Ttanus, Lazarus Long & James Vietch in a 2 Seater Y-Wing, Captain Steven Hiller in a X-Wing, Captain Jimmy Wilder in a Y-Wing, Samus Aran, Savitar, Princess Leia Organa w/ a Speed Ring, & Aeon Flux.

What a desolate place this is, I said to myself as a ran into the scene to watch this week's match (as you all know, one cannot simply walk into Mordor). I definitely wouldn't want to live in this place. Looks a lot like 2021 America after what is about to happen to the economy in 2020. Darkseid on the other hand seems to think the place is grand and likes it almost as much as his home planet of Apokolips.

“We could set up a great new home here”. Darkseid says to his #2.

“Yes, My liege”. Replies Dark Supergirl.

Darkseid and his Horsemen with Bubble Fightin Fun Down Tight are well solidified and fortified within the fire-laden, evil domain that was once home to a being of such evil and such power that even Darkseid himself would have been impressed. His soldiers stand ready for the incoming army that is now going to attempt to simply walk into Mordor (crap. I already used that line didn't I)??

Jack Baur has been tasked with leading this team into battle. The Super Kitties of Luna's newly appointed Coaching staff, comprised of Barack Obama, Teddy Roosevelt, & Princess Tomato of the Salad Kingdom insisted that Agent Baur take point on this dangerous mission. He has been given full authority to call all the shots.

The death of The Super Kitties first overall pick from Season 1: Abeloth was tough; but with the addition of Vampire and Zombie Abeloth, the adversity has been stifled. Little did the Super Kitties High Command realize that the two new reincarnations of the Mother of Mortis wouldn't exactly be buddies. The first thing that happened as the squad was released into the battle field was a bit a friendly fire incident as Vampire Abeloth, still having her wits about her consumed Zombie Abeloth completely. This may seem like a tremendous loss to the team, but it may not be as Vampire Abeloth not only keeps her wit and force abilities, but has also just doubled her raw power quotient.

Jack Baur radios in the orders to his squad and the battle finally begins. Lazarus Long leads the air assault, being flanked by Marine pilots Hiller and Wilder. They fly in fast and complete a full strafing run before Wedge and Biggs in their X-Wings and Bossk in The Hound's Tooth can take flight; but once they do, the dogfight over the skies of Mordor begin.

Savitar runs circles around General Zod and shows that his speed is far superior to that of The Kryptonian Soldier. But that is the only area that Savitar trumps Zod in, for once Zod finally is able to catch up to his opponent with his own super speed and get a hold of the evil version of Barry Allen, Zod is able to crush the life out of him with his immeasurable strength.

Superboy Prime rushes in towards Cicada and is shocked to find out that after he attempted to use a blast of heat vision on his opponent that the power was lost once Cicada threw down his dagger. The power was returned to him though once the not-so-nice Last Son of Krypton used his myriad other powers to freeze the villain and then punch his head off.

The Toxic Avenger, in a truly grotesque manner shoves his mop handle into the eye of The Fell Beast of Mordor, but Nazgul #8 takes full advantage of his home turf and power by removing the Troma character's head with his long sword.

Ursa and Blackfire both take flight and begin a pitched battle (shout out Beck forever) in the darkened, clouded skies of Mordor. Blackfire holds her own for quite some time; but in the end can simply not do any real damage to the Kryptonian. Ursa hits her with a concentrated blast of heat vision and is then able to get a hold of the Tamaranian and strangle the life out of her.

Aeon Flux bites off a little more than she can chew by attacking Tom Brady in his HBIMS. She gets in some sweet looking kicks and pretty wicked attacks, but the GOAT uses his superior firepower and leaves her speechless (get it. Cuz nobody talked in that show (never mind, you guys probably don't get that reference, nobody watched that show but me)).

Dark Dragon awakens from a Morgath Volcano and begins to take full corporeal form. The Protectobots merge to form Defensor but are still no match for the power being summoned by Dark Dragon. Sonic and Tails race back to tell Jack Baur about the awakening. They inform him that this threat is huge and that we must send Vampire Abeloth after it. Baur informs them that Vampire Abeloth has already begun battling Darkseid and his minions and that she is unavailable; but assures the speedy rodents that there is a plan in place. Baur uses his CIA/NSA top secret intel on ancient weaponry that he discovered while running special ops in Babylon to call upon the power of Ttanus and have him merge with Defensor to form the Ultra-Medical-Defense Zord (this is actually what the $6 Trillion House Bill is funding to kill COVID-19 as well (don't tell anybody)). The UMDZ blasts all three of Dark Dragon's heads off; but as the story goes: A hero must stand and watch over Dark Dragon for eternity, so as Dark Dragon falls deep into the depths of Mordor, The merged Ttanus and Defensor fall into the depths with it.

Terra looks to Non for battle and defiantly says: “You might look big and tough, but I've fought plenty your size. I'm not scared, let's do this”. But that was a pretty silly thing for her to say, because Non then crushed her in a matter of seconds.

Hella may be the goddess of death, but she finds herself outmaneuvered and out-skilled by the goddess of Strategy Athena. Athena dodges the many attacks of Hella and then swiftly relieves Thor's sister of her head.

Sonic and Tails race over to Princess Leia to relay the battle plan given to them by Baur. Pyro attacks the trio with his flamethrower and the fiery surroundings of Mordor; but Leia uses her boosted agility from the speed ring and Force sensitivity to allow the trio to escape the attack. By the time Pyro realizes what has happened, Sonic and Tails are long gone and Leia has used her lightsaber to run the mutant through.

The Star Wars ship dogfight continues in the sky with Biggs being taken out by Captain Steven Hiller and “The Reverend” Jimmy Wilder being shot down by Wedge.

Bowser comes stomping out of a volcano like a bull in a China shop (is it racist to call it a China Shop in 2020??)? But Samus manages to send the beast right back into the volcano after she hits him with a perfectly aimed, fully charged laser blast to the chest.

Good thing Lazarus Long is a good enough pilot to fly the Y-Wing without help, because James Vietch doesn't know what he is doing. Vietch is serving to make Lazarus crack up though with numerous graphs he has created on the weather, death rates, and misery index of Mordor. Long, despite having the less armored ship proves his excellent flying skills by taking down Bossk in The Hound's Tooth; but is taken out shortly afterwards by Wedge in his X-Wing who seemingly came out of nowhere. Long pulls the eject button on the Y-Wing and begins dropping down to safety; but his comedic friend James gets his over-sized graph stuck in the pod and does not make it out alive. Steven Hiller tries to copy Wedge's maneuver, but doesn't execute quite as well. Wedge doubles back and takes out Hiller as well.

Double-Powered-Quadruple-Undead-Vampire Abeloth unleashes a whirlwind of Force power on Darkseid and his entourage that vaporizes Kalibak in the blink of an eye. Darkseid blasts her back with Omega Beams and Dark Supergirl hits her with as much heat as her vision can produce. Abeloth struggles to break free from the powerful energy projection that would kill just about anything on any world; but before she does,Zod, Ursa, Non, and Superboy Prime come in to lend a hand, and destroy The Mother of Mortis. Only Non gets too close to the release of power and perishes in this final onslaught of the Kitties Champion.

Jack Baur realizes that all hope is lost with the loss of Abeloth and signals the retreat; but The Dino-Mites under the orders of the merciless Darkseid continue to push forward. Athena, Leia, and Sonic hold the line. Athena delivers a sword to the face of Nazgul #8 to take him out but is then triple-teamed by Darkseid, Zod, and Dark Supergirl. Sonic pushes Tails out the way to protect him, but is killed by Superboy Prime and Brady.

Baur, taps Leia on the shoulder and simply says: “It's time”. Princess Leia uses her Speed Ring to cast Egress.

Darkseid and his minions search Mordor to no avail and come to the conclusion that they must be dead. But if they think Baur and his friends won't be back for revenge..... Than they don't know Jack.

Week 4: Be Gentle v Barkley

Be Gentle, It's My First Time (say sike): Dr. Fate, Zeus and Hera, Dr. Strange and Wong, Black Adam with a Yellow Lantern Ring, Zombie Superman, Zilla, King Ghidorah, Nazgul 6 on its Fell Beast, 4 Cave Trolls, 5 Warg Riders and 5 Wargs, Goku w/ Green Lantern Ring, Gohan, Krillin, Piccolo, Tien Shinhan, Yamcha, Chiaotzu, Yajirobe, Bulma, Thengal, 14 Dwarves

Barkley's Turrible Decisions: Balrog 1-5, Treebeard, Ents  1-3, Entwives 1-2, Tom Bombadil, Smaug, Stryke, Haskeer, Colia, Jup, Alfray, and Maniorcs 1-10, Nazgul 5 on its Fell Beast, Dragons 1-3, Nurgle the Plaguelord, Skeletor, Nightcrawler, Neo-Cymeks 1-10, Krayt Dragon 1-5, Usagi Yojimbo and Jotaro, Fortress Maximus, his Head, and His Head's Head, Boba Fett, Mace Windu, Robo Barkley, Khal Drogo, Saint Walker w/ Green Lantern Ring, Blanka

The Nazgul meet in the sky, both on their Fell Beast. Never would they have expected to be facing off against each other. But with brutal efficiency both execute the same attack at the same time, striking each other in a way that they are severed from the power of the rings and they both perish. The Fell Beast both attack each other at the neck and they fall from the sky, both dying.

The dark forces of Mordor sense the presence of Nurgle, who is oozing disease into the surrounding area. He is quickly confronted by the Warg Brigade, Trolls, and Dwarves seeking to end the spread of his plague. Some of the dwarves come into contact with infect fauna and begin to feel ill. In mere minutes some of the dwarves fall victim to the disease, Knowing they will likely meet a similar fate the rest of the Dwarves begin an attack on Nurgle. The 4 Cave Trolls set up a ranged attack and manage to strike the monster with large boulders, but they wipe out the surrounding dwarves. Looking to a nearby valley the Wargs and Trolls see Zilla and King Ghidora preparing to face off against Fortress Maximus (Along with his Head and his Heads Head), Smaug and Dragons 1-3. Eager to help their allies they set out. Meanwhile, the Kaiju face off against the Robot and Dragons. The Kaiju both open up with large energy attacks, the King with electronic blast and Zilla with his fire breath. Dragon 3 gets absolutely obliterated by the attack, but the others manage to survive with minor injuries. Quickly responding Fortress Maximus Slices one of Ghidorah's heads clean off, but is met with attacks from the other two. Zilla looking to back up Ghidorah aims to strike the enormous bot, but he is met with a wall of flames as Smaug hits him with concentrated fire but to little effect. Then from the sides Dragons 1 and 2 strike Zilla. But Zilla enjoys a challenge and fights back the two dragons. With no help from Zilla, Ghidorah loses a second head to Fortress Maximus' Sword. The Final head begins to charge up a large lighting blast, but striking at his neck, the blast loses all direction and detonates, destroying the Kaijus body and severely disabling Fortress and his Heads. Zilla seeing the bot disabled goes to strike when Smaug attacks the mutated lizard with another blast of flames, but this time he answers back. Overpowering Smaug with the flames, scorching his mouth, he is forced to retreat. Zilla seeing this as an opportune time approaches the still scrambled Fortress Maximus. Melting the bot with his fire, the ground below the Kaiju crumbles as Krayt Dragons 1-5 erupts from the Earth, catching Zilla off his guard. Then Smaug and the two dragons fly in from above and they all begin eating away at Zilla. In the carnage Smaug and Krayt Dragons 1-2 suffer enough wounds to fall after the battle is won. Upon arriving to help their Kaiju friends, the wargs, their riders, and the trolls are able to kill the wounded 2 dragons, before they remaining Krayt Dragons finish them off. 

Dr. Strange and Wong find themselves drawn to a small forest. They find an older looking man picking flowers. With Curiosity they ask the man his name, "Tom Bombadil" he replies, "Though I know who you are and why you are here." Strange and Wong bewildered by the strange man, begin to fear that they might be out of their element. Choosing to attack first, Strange begins sending blasts of energy at Tom, though they seem to have little effect on the man. Breaking out into song Strange and Wong begin to fear what they have gotten themselves into. The trees in the forest, responding to the song, begin to grab at the wizards. Wong is quickly caught up in some roots and is swallowed whole. Strange, floating, is able to keep himself mobile enough to not be sucked in. But Tom was just beginning his song and attacks began to increase, and soon the poor doctor found himself struck with a stick through his chest, falling from the air. But shortly after the death of Dr. Strange, Dr. Fate approached Tom. Sensing his great power, but the great need for a preliminary message of wisdom, he quickly attacked the man. In a weird sense of irony, Dr. Fate crushed crazy Bombadil with the same tree that sucked up Wong. 

Thengal finds himself in the presence of two things he never would have expected to see, a Brazilian Electric Monkey Man and An African American Cyborg. Sword in hand he swings at his opponents, Blanka quickly counter attacks the King of Rohan, he is struck down. But as he draws his sword from Blanka's corpse, Robo Barkley dunks his head into a nearby rock, killing him on impact. 

The Z Fighters all arrive at the battle. Stryke, Haskeer, Colia, Jup, Alfray, and Maniorcs 1-10 stand opposite, along with Usagi Yojimbo, Jotaro, Boba Fett, and Mace Windu. Tien Shinhan, Yajirobe, Bulma are quickly cut down as Boba Fett fires a wrist rocket following it up with a flame attack. But in retaliation, Gohan and Krillin kill the bounty hunter. Mace Windu pulls Krillin close enough that the orcs are able to cut him down, but Gohan, Yamcha, and Chiaotzu cut down the Maniorcs. The final orcs get in formation and are able to kill Chiaotzu and wound Yamcha before dying. Jotaro swings in to finish off the wounded Yamcha, and Piccolo now moves into to strike him, but Usagi jumps in to protect his friend and slices the Namekian in two with his lightsaber. Goku and Gohan strike the two rabbits. But Windu follows up quickly slicing Gohan and continuing to overpower Goku, But the Jedi tires quickly compared to the Sayin, and due to his nature Goku does not feed Mace any energy. Goku finishes off the Jedi Master with a Kamehameha. 

Zeus and Hera (in a human form) standoff against Treebeard, Ents 1-3, Entwives 1-2, and Skeletor. Skeletor uses dark magic to kill Hera but is struck with a bolt of lightning and killed. In an attack on God, Treebeard and the Ents attack fearlessly to defend their world. All of the Ents and Entwives were struck down with lightning in battle before treebeard picks up the god and crushes him, killing him.

Black Adam and Goku meet up, with Zombie Superman and Dr. Fate on their way. Zombie Superman is cut off by the group of Balrogs. Drawing power from Mordor they attack hard and chip away at the Zombified Hero, but with his laser vision, he is able to slice Balrogs 4-5 to bits. With one final attack, Zombie Superman is burned to ashes. Treebeard, Saint Walker, Balrogs 1-3, Robo BarkleyKhal Drogo, Krayt Dragons 3-5, Nightcrawler, and Neo-Cymeks 1-10 go to attack Black Adam and Goku before Dr. Fate can arrive. Barkley wins the fight but they lose Saint Walker, Khal Drogo, Robo Barkley, Krayt Dragons 3-5, and Neo-Cymeks 1-10. Treebeard, Balrogs 1-3, Nightcrawler, tired from a fierce day of battle, are left to fight the relatively fresh Dr. Fate. Dr. Fate quickly dispatches Nightcrawler, but Dr. Fate comes under the heavy attacks of the Balrogs. Much stronger than he anticipated, the balrogs put Dr. Fate on the defensive. Treebeard begins to swing on the mystical being as well. Dr. Fate manages to destroy Treebeard, but one of the Balrogs wips Dr. Fates helmet off his head, rendering him severely weakened and he is quickly killed by the three Balrogs.

Balrogs 1-3 of Barkley's Turrible Decisions remain the only survivors, retreating into the depths to restore energy.

Monday, March 30, 2020

Consortium Week 4 Ashoka's Acrobatic Assassins vs John and Vaders House of Sith Aids

Ashoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Sauron, Witch King of Angmar on his fell beast, Frodo Baggins, Aragorn, Galadriel, Elf #6-20, Orc #1-50, Uruk Hai #1-15, Hadir, Dunadan Kyle Houslander on a mordor horse, Sturm on Mordor Horse #2, Tanis the Half Elvin King on mordor horse #3, Riverwind on mordor horse #4, Bolin, El Diablo, Freddy Krueger, 12 guardian knights, and Zombie #8-10.

Sith Aids are Voltron #1-5, Thunderstrike, Darth Sion, Cad Bane, IG-88, Dengar, Savage Opress, Feral, The Rancor, Oberyn Martell, Amon, The Ninth Sister, Maxima, Jon Snow, Firelord Ozai, Velociraptor #1-10, Mark Dantonio, Tom Izzo in a goomba sock, The Anti-Moniter, Rayden, Captain Rex, Death Troopers #1-6 (all last life).

Sunday, March 29, 2020

FFL Week 4: Affirmative Action Popeyes VS. Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People

Affirmative Action Popeyes: The Mountain, The Hound, Bran Stark, Jamie Lanister, Sir Bronn of the Black Water, The Night King and 5 White Walkers with a Dragon Lance (I assume these are like the general looking dudes that ride horses), Viserion, Balerion the Dread, Tywin Lannister, The X-Men (Cyclops, Jean Grey, Archangel, Beast, and Iceman), Dark Phoenix, Metroplex, Avatar Aang, Red Dragon 1-4, Twincast, Fast-forward, and Autobot Cassettes 1-3

Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People: Nazgul #9 on Fell Beast, Yoda (w/ a White Lantern Ring & 5th Ring of the Dwarf Lords), The Mandalorian w/ Quill & The Child (Baby Yoda) in Mando's ship, Zombie Omega Supreme, Sunfire, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman in his Overpriced Mazda RX-8, (Symbiote Suit) Spider-Man, Gurney Halleck on Mordor Horse #9, The Combaticons:  Onslaught, Brawl, Blast Off, Swindle, and Vortex (combine to form Bruticus), Mighty Mouse, Bat-Mite (w/ The 6th ring of the Dwarf Lords), The Stunticons: Motor Master, Breakdown, Wildrider, Dead End, & Drag Strip (merge to form Menasor), Rachel Summers (Phoenix), Mimic, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Tyrion Lannister (w/ The first Ring of the Dwarf Lords), Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, Link, Green Lantern #2A (last death), Vampire Green Lantern.

I don’t feel like writing the backstory for this match so let's just get right to it. Super Saiyan Conner Weidman comes riding into Mordor in his overpriced Mazda RX-8 blaring “Christ Conscious” by Joey Badass through his speakers but as he switches to 4th gear he lets go of his clutch too quick and yet another Mazda RX-8 clutch goes down. As he gets out of the car to pop the hood, Twincast blasts his Mazda. Thus causing Conner to enrage into Super Saiyan mode, he runs to Twincast and uses his Discount Tire experience to wrench off all the bolts off of one of Twincasts legs. Twincast, now immobilized, is destroyed by The Combaticons merged together as Bruticus, but before Twincast was blasted he shot a blast towards Conner and killed him.  

Fast-Forward and the 3 Autobot Cassettes go to get revenge on The Combaticons but stand no chance against the force that is Bruticus, they are easily destroyed but, after they were destroyed their bodies fall on Bat-Mite, Gurney Halleck, Mighty Mouse, killing them.

Dark Phoenix then uses her telepathic powers and takes large boulders from the side of Aman Amarth and throws them at Bruticus taking out the legs (Swindle and Brawl). Bruticus then begins to unassemble but as they are doing that, Avatar Aang, master of the four elements, uses lava from Orodruin and throws it on the rest of The Combaticons, thus melting them to death. 
Metroplex then tries to attack The Stunticons but, he stands no chance as The Stunticons are assembled into Menasor mode and easily defeats Metroplex.

Avatar Aang and Dark Phoenix work together using resources from Mount Doom to create a vortex combo of lava and earth to blow The Stunticons (assembled into Menasor form) into a million pieces. Sunfire and The Mandalorian in his ship distract Avatar Aang.While Mimic and Rachel Summers (phoenix) use their telekinetic powers to defeat Dark Phoenix by taking rock from Mount Doom to cuff Dark Phoenix to the side of Mount Doom while Symbiote Spiderman takes a large sharp triangular piece of Fast-Forward and throws it at Dark Phoenix and impales her, thus killing her.

The X-Men then try to avenge Dark Phoenix by attacking Rachel Summers and Mimic. This is a very close battle as Mimic has learned all of the X-Men’s abilities and Rachel Summers is a very powerful Phoenix, but eventually the X-Men just tires out Summers and Mimic and kills them. The only surviving X-Men is Jean Gray.

Yoda, Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, and Link work together to fight some of the best swordsmen from the Game of Thrones universe. But the swordsman stand no chance as Yoda and Asajj lightsabers cut through their swords with ease, thus killing Sir Bronn of the Blackwater, The Mountain, Bran Stark and Tywin Lannister. The Mountain does kill the Nightsister Acolyte and Link. But before this encounter Bran Stark used his Three-Eyed Raven abilities to see into the future and inform The Hound of this encounter. He uses this information to stab Asajj Ventress in the back with a sword while also calling her a f****** c****. After he does this he is then blown up by Yoda’s white lantern ring.

Tyrion Lannister uses his Dwarf Ring to increase his intellect and informs Symbiote Spiderman that the only way to defeat the night King by throwing him into the fires of Mount Doom, so Spiderman proceeds to wrap the Night King using his symbiote powers and swings up to the top of Mount Doom and cast him directly into the fire. The death of the Night King thus causes the White Walkers to shatter. 

Avatar Aang after seeing most of his teammates defeated goes into the Avatar State and throws Sunfire down into the Earth’s core. He then uses his enhanced Avatar powers to shoot down The Mando’s ship with a blast of lava. The ship crashes into a makeshift tent where Tyrion Lannister, Shadowcat and Lockheed are stationed.They are all killed by the crash and so is Quill, while The Mando is injured. Zombie Omega Supreme is hungry for brains so he shoots Aang in his scar in his back to kill him and thus feeds on his brains.

Zombie Omega Supreme is still hungry after eating Aang’s brain so he then shoots down the 4 Red Dragons and begins to feast on them. Viserion and Balerion the Dread are angry after seeing their fellow dragons killed, they attack Omega Supreme and melt him with continuous fire coming from their mouths.

Yoda, Nazgul #9 on Fell Beast, Green Lantern #2 and Vampire Green Lantern begin to attack Viserion, Balerion the Dread and Jean Gray.Viserion blasts a column of fire towards the Fell Beast and kills the Nazgul. Yoda returns with a blast of White Lantern energy into one of Viserion wings which causes the dragon to nose dive into the pits of Mount Doom. Balerion the Dread then tries to avenge his friend and shoots a blast of fire at Yoda. Yoda uses his ring to redirect the fire but this redirects into the Vampire Green Lantern and kills him. Green Lantern being on his last life decides to use the ring to blow himself up, this kills Balerion but luckily Jean Gray had used rock from Orodruin to protect herself from the blast.

Jean Gray then uses her telekinetic powers to continuously throw rock and Lava from Mount Doom towards Yoda. Yoda is using his White Lantern Ring but is becoming tired exponentially, just as he is about to fall to the vortex of rock and lava being thrown at him. A loud bang is heard and the vortex of rock and lava stopped. Yoda looks up, confused as he hears “The Mandalorian” by Ludwig Goransson playing in the background, all he sees is Jean Gray’s body on the ground and The Mando with Baby Yoda standing in the background. Apparently during this great battle after The Mando’s ship was shot down, Baby Yoda healed The Mando and after the healing Mando saw Yoda struggling to withstand and so Mando used his Amban Sniper Rifle to shoot Jean Gray in the back.