FFL Week 4: Affirmative Action Popeyes VS. Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People

Affirmative Action Popeyes: The Mountain, The Hound, Bran Stark, Jamie Lanister, Sir Bronn of the Black Water, The Night King and 5 White Walkers with a Dragon Lance (I assume these are like the general looking dudes that ride horses), Viserion, Balerion the Dread, Tywin Lannister, The X-Men (Cyclops, Jean Grey, Archangel, Beast, and Iceman), Dark Phoenix, Metroplex, Avatar Aang, Red Dragon 1-4, Twincast, Fast-forward, and Autobot Cassettes 1-3

Gender Neutral Misunderstood Little People: Nazgul #9 on Fell Beast, Yoda (w/ a White Lantern Ring & 5th Ring of the Dwarf Lords), The Mandalorian w/ Quill & The Child (Baby Yoda) in Mando's ship, Zombie Omega Supreme, Sunfire, Super Saiyan Conner Weidman in his Overpriced Mazda RX-8, (Symbiote Suit) Spider-Man, Gurney Halleck on Mordor Horse #9, The Combaticons:  Onslaught, Brawl, Blast Off, Swindle, and Vortex (combine to form Bruticus), Mighty Mouse, Bat-Mite (w/ The 6th ring of the Dwarf Lords), The Stunticons: Motor Master, Breakdown, Wildrider, Dead End, & Drag Strip (merge to form Menasor), Rachel Summers (Phoenix), Mimic, Shadowcat & Lockheed, Tyrion Lannister (w/ The first Ring of the Dwarf Lords), Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, Link, Green Lantern #2A (last death), Vampire Green Lantern.

I don’t feel like writing the backstory for this match so let's just get right to it. Super Saiyan Conner Weidman comes riding into Mordor in his overpriced Mazda RX-8 blaring “Christ Conscious” by Joey Badass through his speakers but as he switches to 4th gear he lets go of his clutch too quick and yet another Mazda RX-8 clutch goes down. As he gets out of the car to pop the hood, Twincast blasts his Mazda. Thus causing Conner to enrage into Super Saiyan mode, he runs to Twincast and uses his Discount Tire experience to wrench off all the bolts off of one of Twincasts legs. Twincast, now immobilized, is destroyed by The Combaticons merged together as Bruticus, but before Twincast was blasted he shot a blast towards Conner and killed him.  

Fast-Forward and the 3 Autobot Cassettes go to get revenge on The Combaticons but stand no chance against the force that is Bruticus, they are easily destroyed but, after they were destroyed their bodies fall on Bat-Mite, Gurney Halleck, Mighty Mouse, killing them.

Dark Phoenix then uses her telepathic powers and takes large boulders from the side of Aman Amarth and throws them at Bruticus taking out the legs (Swindle and Brawl). Bruticus then begins to unassemble but as they are doing that, Avatar Aang, master of the four elements, uses lava from Orodruin and throws it on the rest of The Combaticons, thus melting them to death. 

Metroplex then tries to attack The Stunticons but, he stands no chance as The Stunticons are assembled into Menasor mode and easily defeats Metroplex.

Avatar Aang and Dark Phoenix work together using resources from Mount Doom to create a vortex combo of lava and earth to blow The Stunticons (assembled into Menasor form) into a million pieces. Sunfire and The Mandalorian in his ship distract Avatar Aang.While Mimic and Rachel Summers (phoenix) use their telekinetic powers to defeat Dark Phoenix by taking rock from Mount Doom to cuff Dark Phoenix to the side of Mount Doom while Symbiote Spiderman takes a large sharp triangular piece of Fast-Forward and throws it at Dark Phoenix and impales her, thus killing her.

The X-Men then try to avenge Dark Phoenix by attacking Rachel Summers and Mimic. This is a very close battle as Mimic has learned all of the X-Men’s abilities and Rachel Summers is a very powerful Phoenix, but eventually the X-Men just tires out Summers and Mimic and kills them. The only surviving X-Men is Jean Gray.

Yoda, Asajj Ventress, Nightsister Acolyte, and Link work together to fight some of the best swordsmen from the Game of Thrones universe. But the swordsman stand no chance as Yoda and Asajj lightsabers cut through their swords with ease, thus killing Sir Bronn of the Blackwater, The Mountain, Bran Stark and Tywin Lannister. The Mountain does kill the Nightsister Acolyte and Link. But before this encounter Bran Stark used his Three-Eyed Raven abilities to see into the future and inform The Hound of this encounter. He uses this information to stab Asajj Ventress in the back with a sword while also calling her a f****** c****. After he does this he is then blown up by Yoda’s white lantern ring.

Tyrion Lannister uses his Dwarf Ring to increase his intellect and informs Symbiote Spiderman that the only way to defeat the night King by throwing him into the fires of Mount Doom, so Spiderman proceeds to wrap the Night King using his symbiote powers and swings up to the top of Mount Doom and cast him directly into the fire. The death of the Night King thus causes the White Walkers to shatter. 

Avatar Aang after seeing most of his teammates defeated goes into the Avatar State and throws Sunfire down into the Earth’s core. He then uses his enhanced Avatar powers to shoot down The Mando’s ship with a blast of lava. The ship crashes into a makeshift tent where Tyrion Lannister, Shadowcat and Lockheed are stationed.They are all killed by the crash and so is Quill, while The Mando is injured. Zombie Omega Supreme is hungry for brains so he shoots Aang in his scar in his back to kill him and thus feeds on his brains.

Zombie Omega Supreme is still hungry after eating Aang’s brain so he then shoots down the 4 Red Dragons and begins to feast on them. Viserion and Balerion the Dread are angry after seeing their fellow dragons killed, they attack Omega Supreme and melt him with continuous fire coming from their mouths.

Yoda, Nazgul #9 on Fell Beast, Green Lantern #2 and Vampire Green Lantern begin to attack Viserion, Balerion the Dread and Jean Gray.Viserion blasts a column of fire towards the Fell Beast and kills the Nazgul. Yoda returns with a blast of White Lantern energy into one of Viserion wings which causes the dragon to nose dive into the pits of Mount Doom. Balerion the Dread then tries to avenge his friend and shoots a blast of fire at Yoda. Yoda uses his ring to redirect the fire but this redirects into the Vampire Green Lantern and kills him. Green Lantern being on his last life decides to use the ring to blow himself up, this kills Balerion but luckily Jean Gray had used rock from Orodruin to protect herself from the blast.

Jean Gray then uses her telekinetic powers to continuously throw rock and Lava from Mount Doom towards Yoda. Yoda is using his White Lantern Ring but is becoming tired exponentially, just as he is about to fall to the vortex of rock and lava being thrown at him. A loud bang is heard and the vortex of rock and lava stopped. Yoda looks up, confused as he hears “The Mandalorian” by Ludwig Goransson playing in the background, all he sees is Jean Gray’s body on the ground and The Mando with Baby Yoda standing in the background. Apparently during this great battle after The Mando’s ship was shot down, Baby Yoda healed The Mando and after the healing Mando saw Yoda struggling to withstand and so Mando used his Amban Sniper Rifle to shoot Jean Gray in the back.