George's Washington's Logic Vs. FIEND

George Washington's Logic is Han Solo: Rogue Jedi and Sauron the Deceiver.

FIEND is Black Lantern Darth Vader and Poseidon.


...Krisatu the Mighty Watcher in charge of this year's All Star Game transports himself to the tropical off season home of his fellow Watcher The Neon Master Pogo....

Pogo is sitting on a reclined chair with a purplish drink in his hand brimming with those stupid toothpick umbrellas when Kristu approaches...

“Pogo, you're up. I need you to handle one of the mini All Star Matches for this year”. The Neon Master puts down his drink and says: “SUP KRISATU!! How's it hangin Bro-Hammer?? Down between dem ankles?? What can I do for ya”? “I just told you what you can do for me. I need you to pick up this one little match”. Says Krisatu. Pogo replies: “Nah, I'm tight on that son. It's the off-season, plus Ol' Joshatu the Prig, or whatever he calls himself said that I can just stay on this island until next season, and that I don't have to do anything. So I'm just following orders capt. Poopy-pants”
Krisatu shakes his head warily and says: “No... Actually Pogo, Joshatu marooned you on this island planet, because he didn't want to deal with you and so we could all have a break from you during the off-season. But now I need you to do this one little match, I can even have the combatants transported here if you prefer”. Pogo retorts brilliantly: “Haaaaaaa, what?? Oh, yeah a match or something, right?? You kind of lost me when you said marooned. It just reminded me of that super-gay poster of Adam Levine that Fizzatu has in his office. Have you seen that s**t”? Krisatu struggles to hold back a smirk, but can't. “Ha, yeah; what a Poofter.... But anyway just watch the match and then go back to your winter long war on your liver, see ya after your exile”. Says Krisatu right before he teleports away....


“OH DAMN”!! I forgot how much fun it is to watch mega-powered, trans-genre(heh) warriors do battle with each other, especially while chillin on a beautiful beach, in the middle of.... that's right, I have no idea where I'm at. But, I do know that that crazy version of Han Solo and the double-black Vader are having one wicked lightsaber dual, and that Sauron and Poseidon are rippin apart my gnarly view and just terrorizing the landscape with some godlike battling. Sauron swings his mace of over-compensation (if you know what I mean) and blasts Poseidon into the water; which probably wasn't the smartest thing, cuz that is gonna have to boost his power or something (maybe not). While Han clips off Vader's hand with his lightsaber just to watch it grow back....... OH CRAP!!... I dropped my daquiri. Let me try to scoop up some of the icey part here that didn't get sand in it and throw this in my mouth here cuz this thing is way to good to waste, and well oops, Krisatu is gonna be pissed but it looks like I missed something cuz Solo no longer has a head. But now it looks like Sauron is about to show Ol' B.L. Vader the true meaning of evil. I know that black lanters are only supposed to be able to be killed by combined lantern powers; but it looks like Sauron just sucked the evil right out of Vader and left his dead body there to rot. BUT HERE COMES POSEIDON, and he looks pissed. He's makin earthquakes as he runs and then he just kicked Sauron in the gut with what seems to be the power of all the world's horses (ya gotta luv it when dem Greek gods use their secondary powers)!! Sauron is down yo!! And that trident to the throat and then right through the hand seems to have killed the Mad Man from Mordor and seperated the ring from his body, so it looks like my job is done here. I'm sure there is much conjecture to be had here; but I'm late for a date with that-thaar lounge chair and my next daquiri ain't gonna make itself; so I'll see y'all next season when I'll put ya stitches, bi&^hes!! PEACE!!

The Sisterhood of Real Men Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

The Sisterhood of Real Men are Space Ghost and Robimus Prime: The Fallen Watcher of Cybertron.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Black Bolt and Allia Atreides.


**Note**... Remember your generic robot voice? Let's all bust those out one more time... (Robimus Prime's words appear in bold print).

I, Robimus Prime have been awoken from my eternal slumber. Who dares rise Robimus Prime from eternal slumber? Eternal slumber was befitting for the likes of Robimus Prime. I am sure that my erasure from the league was befitting to the readers as well, because Robimus Prime although all-powerful and amazing is a fairly one-sided character/watcher and Robimus Prime is not sure how he should write himself now that he has been awoken from eternal slumber and made to semi, yet fakely break the fourth wall while still maintaining his... Correction MY identity as an actual Watcher... So, I ask again... Who has awoken Robimus Prime from eternal slumber?

“it was I, Space Ghost. Sworn enemy of Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve. I wish to get revenge for their destruction of my glorious team The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. I have resurrected you so you can destroy two of their most powerful agents, and then use your powers to resurrect my friends Jan, Jace, and Blip from the dead; as I fear despite the league's new resurrection policy that they will never be brought back. Because quite frankly as much as I have a soft spot for them, they are about as useless as tits on a boarhog”.

I, Robimus Prime does not take allies. Robimus Prime does not make alliances. Robimus Prime only destroys lesser beings... All beings are lesser when compared to the might of Robimus Prime. Robimus Prime will formulate no plan with the lesser being known as the ghost from space.

Space Ghost speaks... “but Robimus”...

Silence... There are more lesser beings approaching.... They are hostile... They will be destroyed...

Allia and Black Bolt come rushing in to the mystical deep space resurrection chamber. “NOOOO, DIE YOU KENNELZ SCUM” screams Space Ghost as he unloads his arm-moounted lasers into the Atreides princess killing the crysknife wielding Allia. Black Bolt let out a scream that shatters Space Ghost into a thousand pieces but only serves to barely dent Robimus Prime's Cybertronian armor.

Lesser being known as The bolt of black. You talk to much. You must be destroyed. The Mighty Foot of Robimus Prime shall now squash you into the nothingness of oblivion.