Saturday, October 26, 2013

The Sisterhood of Real Men Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

The Sisterhood of Real Men are Space Ghost and Robimus Prime: The Fallen Watcher of Cybertron.

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Black Bolt and Allia Atreides.


**Note**... Remember your generic robot voice? Let's all bust those out one more time... (Robimus Prime's words appear in bold print).

I, Robimus Prime have been awoken from my eternal slumber. Who dares rise Robimus Prime from eternal slumber? Eternal slumber was befitting for the likes of Robimus Prime. I am sure that my erasure from the league was befitting to the readers as well, because Robimus Prime although all-powerful and amazing is a fairly one-sided character/watcher and Robimus Prime is not sure how he should write himself now that he has been awoken from eternal slumber and made to semi, yet fakely break the fourth wall while still maintaining his... Correction MY identity as an actual Watcher... So, I ask again... Who has awoken Robimus Prime from eternal slumber?

“it was I, Space Ghost. Sworn enemy of Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve. I wish to get revenge for their destruction of my glorious team The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. I have resurrected you so you can destroy two of their most powerful agents, and then use your powers to resurrect my friends Jan, Jace, and Blip from the dead; as I fear despite the league's new resurrection policy that they will never be brought back. Because quite frankly as much as I have a soft spot for them, they are about as useless as tits on a boarhog”.

I, Robimus Prime does not take allies. Robimus Prime does not make alliances. Robimus Prime only destroys lesser beings... All beings are lesser when compared to the might of Robimus Prime. Robimus Prime will formulate no plan with the lesser being known as the ghost from space.

Space Ghost speaks... “but Robimus”...

Silence... There are more lesser beings approaching.... They are hostile... They will be destroyed...

Allia and Black Bolt come rushing in to the mystical deep space resurrection chamber. “NOOOO, DIE YOU KENNELZ SCUM” screams Space Ghost as he unloads his arm-moounted lasers into the Atreides princess killing the crysknife wielding Allia. Black Bolt let out a scream that shatters Space Ghost into a thousand pieces but only serves to barely dent Robimus Prime's Cybertronian armor.

Lesser being known as The bolt of black. You talk to much. You must be destroyed. The Mighty Foot of Robimus Prime shall now squash you into the nothingness of oblivion.

6 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

THE SISTERHOOD OF REAL MEN... CORRECTION... ROBIMUS PRIME IS VICTORIOUS!!

Josh the Commish said...

Only Robimus Prime Survives.

All Star Shenanigans said...

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm......did that just......hmmmmmm mmmmm

Ryan said...

Could someone LOGICALLY explain to me why/how Robimus Prime is even involved in this?!?!?!

Josh the Commish said...

Dude.... RELAX. It's the ALL STAR GAME. It means NOTHING!! Shenanigans implies that there is something to gain by all of this. Robimus Prime is in, because he was voted in. Deal with it. He was a watcher which we have established over many years as being all powerful. It happens, now get yourself a nebulizer and try and make it through this.

NFG Mike said...

Robimus do what Robimus gonna do.