PMS vs. The Transfoamers

“Just relax and let your mind go blank. Shouldn't be hard for you.”

-Grace (to Jake)

I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:

PMS: Nateri, IG-88 and The Candy Land Crew (Lord Licorice has a lightsaber).

The Transfoamers: Darth Rage (w/ a yellow power ring) and Sari.

Let the battle begin. . .

Sari walks on the jungle floors of Pandora and bumps into IG-88. The assassin droid gains the upper hand initially, but Sari’s Cybertronian abilities kick in. Sari creates a destructive sphere of energy with her hands and fires it at IG-88, which blows the droid apart. Sari feels an arrow through her neck. The arrow is from Nateri, who is crouching in a tree. Sari attempts to transform, but is unable to do so. Nateri fires another arrow through Sari’s chest and kills her. Nateri then turns and sees Darth Rage flying through the use of his yellow power ring. Rage unleashes a yellow construct at Nateri which pierces through her chest with such intensity that her body is pinned to the tree.

The Candyland Crew faces Darth Rage. I, once again, hear the taunting rhymes of the Candyland Crew.

Lord Licorice: Darth Rage you will succumb,

Gloppy: To this Candyland Crew;

Queen Frostine: We’re going to make you squeal,

King Kandy: What ever will you do?

Gramma Nut: If you lose to us,

Plumpy: An embarrassment you’ll be;

Princess Lolly: Going to gut you like a pig,

Jolly: You will surely see!!!

Mr. Mint: Yeah!!!

Rage ponders the rhyme and shoots one back at the Candyland Crew.

Rage:
If you truly think,
You stand a chance;
I laugh, you’re but a skid mark,
In my black underpants.

My lightsaber will skewer,
My lightning will destroy;
Candyland Crew,
You’re all just characters in a friggin’ toy!

It is only a short time before the PMS Crew are decimated.

PMS: All dead.

The Transfoamers: Darth Rage survives.

THE TRANSFOAMERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!!