Sunday, May 23, 2010

TEAM Vs. Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve

TEAM is Iron Lantern, Richard Zacharski (w/ a blue lantern ring), Birdman, Avenger, Birdboy, The Beyonder, & Kokichi (also known as Dr. Ruel).

Michael Vickz Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Galactus w/ Nova (w/ a green lantern ring), Jade (w/ a green & blue lantern ring), & Dive Bomb.


The Beyonder appears next to Galactus and merely flicks him with his right pointer finger to send Galactus off of the Nuwayt system all together....... I hope you are happy now Ed that I gave The Beyonder the love he deserves and acknowledged what he can do to Galactus. Galactus then flew back into the planet of Bespin and devoured The Beyonder and all of his energy. Galactus then exited the planet to rest after exerting himself in such an intense way (kind of like when you skip lunch and then order like twice as many sliders as you usually do; and then you have to just rush home and take a nap). The devourer of worlds then takes himself out of the match all together. Richard Zacharski uses his blue power ring to charge Iron Lantern’s armor up to 200% while Jade uses her blue power ring to charge not only Nova and her own green rings up to 200% but to enhance the powers that she was born with as well. Dive Bomb bites Birdboy in half and then uses his razor sharp wings to slice right thru Avenger. Birdman then retaliates with a massive punch to the chest of Dive Bomb to extinguish his spark and avenge his lame partners. Richard flies in fast, but he is not yet totally accustomed to his new powers and is defeated when he is met by a brutal green energy blast from Jade. It was hard to tell whether it was the traditional powers of Nova or the power of her green ring that totally disintegrated Birdman, but before she could celebrate this quick defeat, she was on the receiving end of a similar cosmic a**kicking from Iron Lantern. Jade then finds herself surrounded by both Iron Lantern and Kokichi in his flying machine. Jade’s blue ring’s powers are enhanced by both her own and that of the Iron Lantern’s suit which is how she is able to absorb his attack and then direct it back at him. This takes just about all of Jade’s power to do, but she is able to finish off Iron Lantern. Jade frantically uses her blue ring to recharge herself while Kokichi uses his halberd to cast Bolt 2. Jade is able to use her green lantern ring even though it is not at its full potential to block the weapon born spell and then uses her own green energy powers to melt the metal (because they can’t destroy the wooden armor) bonding his wings together which sends Kokichi falling to his doom.
MICHAEL VICKZ BAD NEWZ KENNELZ OF LURVE ARE VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Ryan said...

God damn it Ed! You had one freakin' job to do!

Congrats Matt on your win. Hell of a victory. I will see you this week in the jungle to determine who get's the Number 1 seed in the AL Playoffs.

Artifact said...

Ed is a joke this year.

Josh the Commish said...

The Demon Rod went to Tracey Strauss. The Devil Lance went to Nazgul #6.

Ryan said...

Ed is coasting during the Regular Season. He hasn't played really anyone from his two previous seasons.


Sounds like someone else I know, Artifact.

You two are going to be BRUTAL in the Playoffs. I'm looking forward to meeting both of you.