Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies vs. Hayley's Comets

“Well, well, well - looks like diplomacy has failed.”

-Colonel Quaritch

I look to the teams which will do battle in the jungles of Pandora in this Week 11 Match. They are as follows:

The Murderflies: Capt. Caveman, Dynomutt, The Blair Witch, Speedy Gonzalez and Squirrel #1.

The Comets: The Reavers: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker, Skullbuster, Cole, Macon and Reese and Mace Towani (w/ a laser sword).

Let the battle begin. . .

Speedy Gonzalez (talking to Squirrel #1): So, how about you and I get together after this little skirmish and. . . .

Gonzalez is not allowed to finish his thought as Mace Towani uses her laser sword to slice Squirrel #1 in half.

Gonzalez: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Towani has a crazed bloodlust masking her face. Gonzalez races off. As Towani attempts to chase after the mouse she is met by the Blair Witch. The Witch swirls around Towani and lifts her off the ground. The Witch pitches the young Endorian to Captain Caveman who uses his club and crushes her skull. Towani’s lifeless body falls to the ground below. Bonebreaker’s chassis fires its anti-aircraft weaponry at Captain Caveman. The blast knocks Caveman out of the sky and onto the jungle floor. As Caveman slowly gets up, he is met by plasma grenades launched from Skullbuster’s implants. Caveman gets up once again and is met by Cole, whose cybernetic strength kills the Caveman.

Dynomutt, the cybernetic dog, pounces upon Macon. The two cyborgs are in a pitched battle and Dynomutt is miraculously victorious in the end. An enraged Dynomutt then destroys both Cole and Reese. Pretty Boy comes to the fray and uses his extendible cybernetic limbs to wrap around Dynomutt. An electroshock surges from Pretty Boy and riddles Dynomutt. A weakened Dynomutt is finished (and blown to bits) by the combined weaponry of Bonebreaker and Skullbuster.

The Blair Witch flies at Donald Pierce. Pierce uses his super intelligence to place a perfectly placed electrical current through the Blair Witch. The Witch fries.

Gonzalez stands defiant against the remaining Reavers.

Speedy Gonzalez: Los cometas, no creen que desde que usted haya hecho bien en su primer año dentro de esta liga que es mejor que el Murderflies. Por lo menos nosotros anunciamos un grupo de ecclectic de participantes para este igual. Usted solamente ha reunido medio estaño reciclable y de la hombre-mitad pudo dreck. ¡Tome que a sus tumbas! ¡Viva el Murderflies!

All Reaver weaponry is fired upon Speedy Gonzalez. Only a singe mark can be seen where the mouse stood.

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies: All dead.

Haley’s Comets: Donald Pierce, Pretty Boy, Bonebreaker and Skullbuster survive.

HALEY’S COMETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!