George Washington's Slaves vs Hayley's Comets

Hayley’s Comets are 8-ball w/ 6-ball, 9-ball, & 11-ball in 8-ball's ship, Zombie Arisia, Halk Karr, Hordak (w/ yellow power ring), Amon & Balbaroy.

George Washington’s Slaves are Santa Claus (w/Ki Adi Mundi’s lightsaber) & Corbin Dallas (w/a green lightsaber) w/ Rudolf, Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, & Blitzen, Cosmos, Super Soldier, & Wedge Antilles & R5-D4 in an X-Wing.

After already clinching a Playoff spot, the expansion team known as Hayley’s Comets wants to make another statement in their already impressive inaugural season. They have plans to defeat the reigning National League Champions, George Washington’s Slaves. Alright Santa, let’s teach this expansion team a lesson in humility,” bellows Super Soldier as he flies out in front. Halk Karr then arrogantly flies in to attack Super Soldier. A sonic boom is created when these two hit each other. But Halk Karr gains the upper hand and uses Super Soldier’s own shield to defeat him. Wedge races in aboard his X-Wing and targets Amon and Balbaroy. Two well placed proton torpedoes take care of them and leaves a puff of feathers in its wake. “Nice shootin’ Wedge my boy!” Santa says to his longtime teammate. “WEDGE!! LOOK OUT!!” yells Corbin as he sees a burst of yellow energy come up from behind the X-Wing. But before Wedge can take any evasive maneuvers, Hordak blasts the X-Wing out of the Bespin sky. Cosmos zips in at impressive speeds after 8-Ball and his crew. 6-Ball, 9-Ball, and 11-Ball all start launching their ridiculous exploding billiard balls at Cosmos, who is evading them with ease (after all, Cosmos will fly through meteor showers just to relieve stress). Cosmos then takes aim and blasts the pool rack looking hovercraft out of the sky with his particle cannons. 8-Ball and his gang all plummet to their doom faster than, well a bunch of falling billiard balls. Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas are then blinded by a flash of green light. They soon see their old teammate, Arisia, who has since been zombified, chomping on the head of Prancer. “Aww, that’s just gross Arisia,” says Corbin. “Alright boys, forget that she used to be our friend. You know what to do,” says Santa Claus. The remaining reindeer then use their antlers to rip Zombie Arisia, limb from limb. She does manage to kill Dancer as well before they kill her. Halk Karr then uses his super strength to rip open the side of Cosmos and blasts him from the inside out with his heat vision. As the Autobot falls, Halk Karr blasts back out of him and he and Hordak fly right at Santa Claus and Corbin Dallas. “Oh you two have been very naughty boys,” says Santa with anger in his voice. Santa Claus then leaps out of his sleigh, ignites his lightsaber and kills Halk Karr. Hordak then fends for himself against Santa and his crew. But in the end, Rudolph distracts him with his laser from his nose as Corbin Dallas finishes him off with a lightsaber slash to the chest.

GEORGE WASHINGTON’S SLAVES ARE VICTORIOUS!!