s6w6-Nutbusters vs Midgets

The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets are: White Lantern Hal Jordan w/ red lantern ring, Alan Scott's green lantern ring, and Sinestro/Guy Gardner's yellow lantern ring, The Phoenix Force, Emperor Joker, Indigo Lantern #2 (w/ 9 deaths), Blue Lantern Hal Jordan w/ blue and green rings, Star Sapphire #2, Ganthet w/ green lantern ring, Bowser:  King of Koopa w/ Orange Lantern Ring, Black Lantern Omega Supreme, Bat-Mite, Beppo the Super-Monkey, Black Lantern Phoenix (Rachel Summers). Space Ghost w/ Black Lantern Blip, Glom. Space Usagi w/ Jotaro, Mouse Voltron, Skywarp, Air Zonk w/ Power Dump and Astra

, Mangy Mouse w/ indigo ring, Gas Gopher, Powerglide, Ch'p w/ Dr. Ub'x, Red Tornado and Treasure Troll #1

Griswold's Nut Busters are:  Circle of fire ( pel tavin, Ali rayner west, hunter rayner, forest rayner, g.l. 71776, Alexandra Dewitt). Dexter inside event horizon, teneb kel and maggot, exal Kresh, dark side marauder( 1-12),Weil #100, krayt dragon1 and 2, storm troopers (1-6), droid trooper #15

"You've got to be kidding me! This would almost be funny if it wasn't so sad" exclaims Emperor Joker as he watches most of the Nut Busters floating off in space.  The Storm Troopers and Droid Troopers are free floating amongst the corpses of the Krayt Dragons, Teneb Kel, Maggot, Dark Side Marauders and Weil who have suffocated due to the lack of oxygen found in space.

The various troopers struggle to fire off shots at their opponents but are being picked off left and right by the various lanterns on the Midgets. The Nut Busters have had some luck, however. G.L. 71776 has easily eradicated Mouse Voltron with a mousetrap construct. His robotic nature also gives him a hand taking out Air Zonk and his crew. Ali Rayner West is able to combine her superspeed along with her power ring to take the power rings off of Star Sapphire #2, Bowser, and Mangy Mouse dealing unto them the same fate that befell her teammates on the Nut Busters.

 The Circle of Fire function amazingly as a team and easily dispatch Red Tornado, Powerglide, Gas Gopher, Usagi and Jotaro. However, their ultimate undoing comes at the hands of Blue and Green Hal Jordan. Hal recognizes that the various Lanterns emit the energy signal of a ring construct, albeit very power constructs. Together with Ganthet, Hal uses his supercharged green ring, and the two absorb the sentient power constructs.

"Is that it? Are we done ye-" begins Joker when Storm Trooper #5 gets off a lucky shot and blasts Joker in the forehead. His eyes widen beneath his helmet as he realizes what he's done. He begins to furiously swim towards the Event Horizon and frantically pounds on the hatch screaming to be let in. Just as Joker is about to reach him, he's let inside. 

"Oh s**t. Oh f**k. I-I" stammers the common Trooper.

"You. You. You MOTHERF**KER!" screams Emperor Joker as he appears right before the man's eyes. He screams in fear and tries to raise his blaster, but Joker snaps his fingers and the weapon vanishes. "Do you KNOW who I am?" seethes Joker. "What I can DO??!!"

Just then Batmite pops in. "Joker" he begins "I don't think you should be in here" 

Joker whirls toward his teammate, but in the moment he doesn't see a fellow Midget. He sees the one thing that always mocks him. That always bests him. Joker sees Batman. This, coupled with the humiliation of a mere common hitting him with a lucky shot throws him into a rage.

"Batman. Batman. BATMAN!!! ALWAYS THE GODDAMN BATMAN!!!!!" He finishes off Trooper #5 and rushes towards Batmite.What's about to happen to Batmite doesn't register to him, as Joker kills his teammate.

"Say the magic word, Joker. Say the magic words" urges a voice. 

"WHO SAID THAT" he screams "SHOW YOURSELF!!"

There's a loud BOOM behind him, as the hatch bursts open. White Lantern Hal Jordan appears to check on what's happening, but that's not who the Joker sees. He sees White Lantern Batman

"BACK FOR MORE YOU SON OF A BITCH"  screeches the clown, who somehow has found a way to be even more out of his mind "HEAR TO GLOAT OVER KILLING ME LAST WEEK???!!"

"What are you.." begins Hal, when Joker snaps his fingers and drops a giant anvil on him, stunning Hal. Joker then summons a giant wooden mallet and shows white lantern Hal exactly what he did to Jason Tood all those years ago, all the while screaming at him and calling him Batman. Hal tries to defend himself, but the wooden weakness of Alan Scott's ring offers little to protect him against the wooden weapon of the Joker. Joker takes the rings off of the fallen lantern. "THESE ARE MINE NOW!!! I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S THE MOST POWERFUL OF THEM ALL!!!!"

"That's not the magic word, Joker. Say the magic word" says the voice again.

 "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?? WHO ARE YOU???"  rages the blood spattered Joker. 

"You'll never be him. He'll always be your better." urges the voice. "They know it too. They all would rather he be on your team. Everyone would rather have a Batman over a sad, pathetic clown."

"OH YEAH??? BATMAN IS BETTER??? LET'S SEE HIM DO THIS??!!!" Joker snaps his fingers and before him is Ganthet. Joker kills him before he can figure out what's happened and steals his ring.. Blue/Green Hal Jordan is next on the hitlist.  But Joker doesn't see them as they truly are. All he sees is Batman. Mocking him. Laughing at him. Hal puts up a bit of a fight, but is now match for a ringed, cosmically powered Joker. One by one, he sees the various powered ringed Midgets but all he sees is the accursed Batman. The black lanterns are dispatched by the various rings. Ch'p and Dr Ubix appear as animal versions of Batman, and are exterminated. He pants, and looks out to see the Phoenix Force fly by and finish off the remaining common Nut Busters. Just as he's about to go after the flaming Batman, he's hit by a mighty blast and staggered. 

"Nok" says Indigo #2. Joker whirls and blasts the common, staggering her. He takes her ring, and stares at her, foaming at the mouth

"Any last words, Batman?" he seethes.

"I'm not Batman!" she screams "I'm Rekoj from the planet.."

"SHUT UP!" shreiks Joker as he blasts her "HOW STUPID DO YOU THINK I AM BATMAN???!!! WHAT KIND OF NONSENSE IS A NAME LIKE REKOJ??"

Suddenly, Joker feels a mighty pull as his 5th dimensional powers leave him.  He falls to the floor.

"That was the magic word" purrs the voice. As Joker struggles to his feet, he feels a prick in the neck and passes out.

He awakens, and finds himself strapped down to a table unable to move. 

"Well, well. Look who's up." says Dexter Morgan "You've been a busy little bee. Killing not only my teammates, but most of yours?"

"The ship." smirks Joker "I didn't think it could drive someone like me even crazier. Gotta hand it to you, seaman. Good play"

"Yeah" says Dexter as he raises his knife "Now it's time to make my mark" Just as it's about to plunge down into the powerless Joker's chest, there's an explosion in the side of the ship and Dexter's head explodes and the stench of feces fills the ship. Beppo the Supermokey appears to the side of the ship and begins to furiously trash the Event Horzion.

"HAHAHA. Monkey poop. ALWAYS HILARIOUS" cackles Joker as he's sucked out into space. He screams in laughter as he chokes to death in the vast depths of space.