Friday, February 28, 2014

Season 7 Schedule

Welcome to Season 7.  Rosters are due into your respective watchers by Tuesday morning starting with this coming Tuesday, March 4th.  Matches are due to be posted by the following Sunday night / Early Monday morning.  The exception is that there is an extra week for watchers to write the big match between weeks 5 and 6.

Griffin is no longer participating so I apologize for not updating his team name with the new one because I do not know it.  Updated to Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors.

Beck's team name has been changed back to B3.

We are still looking for a couple volunteers to fill in for the matches Griffin was going to write in weeks 6 and 9.  email Josh if you want to pick up a week.  Thanks to NFG for grabbing these!

If anyone sees a problem with the schedule below, suck my nuts and call Josh.

SEASON 7 SCHEDULE
Week 1
-100 points
-Setting: Basketball court of the watcher's choosing.
-Prize: Fairchild VZ-5 and 8 Resurrection Points.

**In this match, the two teams will not actually be “fighting” but will be playing basketball against each other. You must play exactly 5 characters (no more, no less) and they must not total more than 100 points. There is no cap on how much any individual character can cost, but they must be able to fit on the court and line up at the opening jump up with their 4 teammates (sorry... no Tripticon or Godzilla).

-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu (in his triumphant return to Watching)).
-TEAM Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave (NNFG)).
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Joshatu)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (NuFaGtu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. The Empire (Becks).
-UNIVERSE BOWL CHAMPIONS: The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Real Man Rabble Rousers (Fizz)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Krisatu).


Week 2
-300 Points
-Setting: The Water's of Usul's Homeworld
-Prize: NASA X-43 Hyper-X and 15 Resurrection Points

-TEAM Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Becks).
-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Krisatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu).
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. The Royal Highness (The Neon Master Pogo)
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Joshatu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Dave (NNFG)).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Empire (Fizz).


Week 3
-500 Points
-Setting: The Southside of Chicago: “The Baddest Part of Town” (Special Guest Referee: Bad Bad Leroy Brown).
-Prize: Clerva W.9 and 21 Resurrection Points.

-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Dave (NNFG)).
-TEAM Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. The Royal Highness (Becks)
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Krisatu).
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. George Washington's Slaves (Dave (NNFG)).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Empire (Joshatu)
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Fizz).


Week 4
-700 Points
-Setting: Beyond the Outer Rim
-Prize: Rockwell X-30 and 35 Graveyard Points.

-Griswold's Nut-busters Vs. The Royal Highness (Dave (NNFG)).
-Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions Vs. TEAM (Joshatu)
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Pogo)
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Nickatu).
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. The Empire (NuFaGtu)
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. George Wahington's Slaves (Heather)
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Krisatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Becks).


Week 5
-999 Points
-Setting: The Play-Off Planet
-Prize: F-117 Nighthawk Stealth Fighter and 45 Graveyard Points

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. The Royal Highness (Joshatu)
-President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Fizz).
-The Empire Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Joshatu).
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors (Krisatu).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Dave (NNFG)).
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Becks).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. TEAM (NuFaGtu).


Week 6
-450 Points
-Setting: The Outskirts of Arakeen
-Prize: Bell X-2 and 20 Resurrection Points.
**You may only play 1 Unique character in this match, as a team captain of sorts. The rest must ALL be Commons.

-George Washington's Slaves Vs. Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors (Becks).
-President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (NuFaGtu).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Pogo).
-The Empire Vs. The Royal Highness (Krisatu).
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG)).
-Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Fizz).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderfdlies (Joshatu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (NuFaGtu).


Week 7
-350 Points
-Setting: Troy (Greece, not Michigan)
-Prize: Adardi AD 3 and 16 Resurrection Points.
-This Death Match, will result in TRIPLE DEATHS for any character that does not make it out of this match. So please choose your squad VERY carefully.

-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches (Fizz).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Empire Vs. Real Man's Rabble Rousers (Dave (NNFG)).
-George Washington's Slaves Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Becks).
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies (Krisatu).
-TEAM Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Joshatu).
-THE BATTLE OF THE CATS: Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Nickatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Joshatu).


Week 8

-250 Points
-Setting: “Where the Wild Things Are”
-Prize: Grumman X-29 and 13 Resurrection Points.

-The Royal Highness Vs. Team Sleeping Pussy (Becks).
-Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Nickatu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. TEAM (Krisatu).
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Pogo).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Joshatu).
-The Empire Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse (Goof).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. The Horsemen of Apokolips (Dave (NNFG)).


Week 9
-75 Points
-Setting: The Emperor's Throne Room on Death Star II
-Prize: Vought-Sikorsky VS-300 and 4 Graveyard Points.

-Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions (Joshatu).
-The Royal Highness Vs. Layanderlet's Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family (Krisatu).
-Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters (Becks).
-Mitchy's Luminous Tentacle Warriors Vs. TEAM (Dave (NNFG)).
-Real Man's Rabble Rousers Vs. George Washington's Slaves (NuFaGtu).
-The Empire Vs. President Barack Obama and Miley Cyrus's Touring Battalion of Commandos (Pogo).
-The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mosue Grindhouse (NuFaGtu).
-The Sisterhood of Traveling Midgets Vs. Beckerman's Backyardigans Beeyatches (Fizz).

7 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Thanks Fizz. You rule!!

Artifact said...

Updated with correct names and added NFG as watcher for weeks 6 and 9.

-Z

Josh the Commish said...

Effin Aye Z!! Stay Awesome!!

David Parks said...

Pogo is one of Josh's alter-watchers, right?

Artifact said...

Correct.

Josh the Commish said...

Pogo is actually a clone of Joshatu the Great and Powerful. Unfortunetly, the cloning went wrong and created the obnoxious tool box known as The Neon Master Pogo. He is neon because his fashion sense is atrocious. He is the master of stupidity, inane speach, and bating (wait for it). And he is Pogo because, well okay you stumped me.

Artifact said...

I have changed Nick's annoyingly long team name back to his even longer, more annoying team name from years past.

As requested.