Play-Offs Round 1:Team Sleeping Pussy vs. Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions

Team Sleeping Pessy is: Bizarro, Golden age Flash (Jay Garrick), Adult Kid Marvelman Johnny Bates, Korvac, Zombie Mephisto, War Machine, M.O.D.O.K., Dark Beast, Weaponers of Qward #1-5, Brood Queen, Brood #1-5, Female Sentinel #9 and #10, Namor w/trident, and Mr. Rogers w/purple lightsaber.

Charles Barkley's Turrible Decisions are: Kingdom Come Crew (Batman, Green Arrow, Dinah Queen, and Black Canary in Outrider, and Kid Flash(Iris West), Jade merged w/Ion), Phoenix Five (Cyclops, Emma Frost, Colossus, Magik, and Namor.), Pre-Suit Vader w/Darth Vader's Red Lightsaber, Movie Skorponok, Iron Jedi(Immell #20) w/red lightsaber, X-Man, Zombie Cable, The Spectre, Cyborg Superman, Supergirl 1,000,000 w/blue kyptonite, Red Lantern Jeff Houslander merged w/The Butcher, Super Cyborg Charles Barkley, Super Cyborg Michael Jordan, Shrek- It Ralph w/Green Lantern ring, and Phil Day w/Sith Lanvarok.

Care Becks sneaks up behind the children's show host Mr. Rogers and strangles him to death. "Imperius Bex!" shouts The Decisions' resident maniacal Care Bear as he jumps from a short mesa onto Team SP's meditating Dr.Manhattan. Care Becks' piano wire around the throat manuver does nothing to the Watchman, and Care Becks is levitated around to face Dr. Manhattan. I will tell you of your team, then I will destroy you." says an ever calm Doctor. "F*ck you and your big blue do..." "Silence." Mahattan commands, cutting off Care Becks.

"It seems Phoenix Force Namor was set on defeating his doppleganger in the ocean. He did not count on the sea life pledging allegience to the true Namor, and his vision was obstructed by them until Namor drove his trident through the back of the blinded pretender." recalls Dr. Manhattan. "That's bullsh*t." counters Care Becks. The Watchman ignores him and continues.

"Namor emerges from the water to see a large battle on the coast. Team Sp's Weaponers of Qward #1-5 are holding a front against The Decisions' Pre-Suit Vader, Nate Grey, and Zombie Cable. The Zombie is fried by the Qwa-Bolts of Weaponer #3, but the hate fueled lightsaber strikes cut him down, as well as Weaponers #2 and #5. X-Man telekinectically throws Weaponers #1 and #4 to their death, just as War Machine arrives to finish Pre-Suit Vader and X-Man off with a bombing run. He flies above to join the fight in the sky." staes Dr. Manhattan. "ZZZZZZ" snores Care Becks.

"The battle overhead features The Decisions' Supergirl Ariella Kent and Cyborg Superman versus Team Sp's Johnny Bates and Bizarro. Bizarro streaks toward the young Supergirl from the 853rd century, but she reveals her blue kryptonite to the monsterous Superman. He is weakened instantly and she punches through It's head while still holding the kryptonite. Adult Kid Marvelman races to the girl, and begins brutally beating her fatally, enjoying every second. He is distracted enough to forget about Cyborg Superman, who delivers a deadly pinpointed shot of heat vision through a detected weakness in Bate's force field. War Machine sees this and engages Cyborg Superman. Hank Henshaw moves his conciousness into the War Machine armor to take control. The armor's Starktech is not easily overcome, and is trying to destroy the "virus." A worried Henshaw considers to returning to the Cyborg Superman body, but an arriving Namor has impaled the lifeless body on his trident, rendering it useless. Rhodey firewalls eventually break, but he still has just enough control of the armor to make it self destruct, and all three are killed." says Dr. Manhattan. "Water... please..." begs Care Becks. "You are obviously not dehydrated. Say your line so we can move along." orates the Doctor. "I need water cuz this match is dry as f*ck! Suckaaaa!" laughs Care Becks. Dr. Manhattan almost sighs before continuing.

"In the thick brush of The Play-Off Planet's jungle, The Decisions' Green Lantern Shrek-It Ralph, Movie Skorponok, Iron Jedi and Phil Day with Sith Lanvarok will face Team SP's Brood Queen, Brood #1-5, and Dark Beast. Skorponok will be dismanted by the assembled Brood, and they move on to Iron Jedi and Shrek-It Ralph. A combination of a repulsor lightsaber and Green Lantern energy will destroy Brood #1, #2, and #5, which angers The Brood Queen. She will spike the duo with her lethal tail, and they will fall dead. Phil day will utilize his Galaga skills to tear apart the distracted Queen, along with Brood #3 and #4 with his Sith Lanvarok's blades, Unfortunately, as with all Galaga players, his overconfidence will consume him. He will be caught unaware by a neck snapping drop kick by Dark Beast." predicts Dr. Manhattan. "Kill me... This sh*t match is a fate worse than death!" declares a cringing Care Becks. His pleas are ignored.

"The Decisions' Super Cyborgs Charles Barkley and Michael Jordan have found a golf course on The Play-off Planet, and are both making obscene wagers that neither can cash in on. The Kingdom Come Crew minus KC Kid Flash are in the Outrider, and are trying to keep up a perimeter. Kid Flash runs outside the vehicle and spots Jay Garrick running in. She attemps to stop him, but Iris West can't stand up to Jay' speedster experience. He then dismantles the Outrider's wheels, sending the vehicle crashing. The crash surviving Kingdom Come characters are finished off by super speed golf balls hurled by the Golden Age Flash. "That's Turrible." comments Cyborg Barkley as he and Jordan's heads are lopped off by Garrick's metal helmet. The aged Flash speeds into the distance." sees Manhattan. "Bor..." "Don't say it." interjects Dr. Manhattan over Care Becks.

"Team Sp's Female Sentinel #9 is being slagged by the fires of the Phoenix Four. Female Sentinel #10 uses the body of her comrade to shield herself from the flames, and her mutant killing technology makes easy work of Cyclops, Colossus, and Magik. The entirity of the Phoenix Force is absorbed by Emma Frost, who can now terminate the robot with a thought. So she does. Zombie Mephisto cannot resist the glow of the Phoenix soul, and is consumed by fire for his troubles. Emma Frost soars into space." continues Dr. Manhattan.

"Somebody help me! This guy is going to bore me into an early grave!" shouts Care Becks. His teammates KC Jade w/Ion and Red Lantern Jeff Houslander heed the call and attack Dr. Manhattan. The conflicting Lantern lights give him pause, as a regrouping M.O.D.O.K., Jay Garrick, and Dark Beast attempt to assist him. The trio are no match for the overpowered ring-bearers' emotional energies and are soon overcome. Their attack gave Manhattan enough time to focus his mind, and counter the Lanterns. He redirects their emotional energies into the opposite Lantern, and KC Jade and RL Jeff fall with a flash of red and green. "Nooooo!!! That was my last chance to be done with this farce!" gripes Care Becks.

"Phoenix Emma Frost flies into deep space to confront her cosmic foe, Korvac. Their obviously pitched battle is fought on many levels of existence, far beyond the scope of mortals to see. In the end, only Korvac remains standing." observes Dr. Manhattan. "ARGH!!! Will this torture never end?!?" asks a weary Care Becks. "It is done." states Dr. Manhattan. "It's over? It's finally over?!? The finish me off and get me out of this sh*t match!!! YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS MANHAT..." Care Becks is inturupted one last time by a snap of Manhattan's finger.

Korvac descends from space to join with fellow Team SPer Dr. Manhattan. "Thank you for quieting him. I heard his complaining even while in space. Very judgemental." says Korvac. "It is not his judgement we should be worried about." says Dr. Manhattan as he spots an approaching Spectre.