Sunday, March 24, 2019

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

Ahsoka's Acrobatic Assassins are Vision, Jason Bourne w/ an Indigo Lantern Ring, Indigo Lantern #1-2, Orc #1-11, and Red Lantern Jeff Houslander

John and Vader's House of Sith Aids are Darth Vader, Cad Bane, 501 Vader's Fist #1-5, Storm Trooper #1-5, and Snow Trooper #1-5.


Gather round for what is sure to be a glorious battle upon the frozen tundra of The North Pole. Be honored that this battle is being watched by The Illustrious and Noble Joshatu the Eminent. The two small armies waste no time leaping into action. Vader, an exceptional military commander positions his men like Chess pieces. His regular Storm Troopers are placed in front, and just like Chess, the pawns are sacrificed first. The eleven orcs rush towards the Sith Aid Soldiers in a mad fury. They manage to mow through the ranks of the Storm Troopers; but are then easily cut apart by the laser-bolts of the more concealed Snow Troopers and 501 Troops.

The two Indigo Lanterns fly over the laser fire to go after Lord Vader himself, but Vader lifts up his left hand and stops the two lanterns in place. As they are held there in mid-air, the two lanterns become easy targets for Cad Bane who picks them out of the air with his two blasters.

Jeff Houslander is very rarely not the guy in the fight with the highest anger quotient, but he happens to be in a battle with the Dark Lord of the Sith and the man formerly known as Anakin Skywalker. Jeff emits a massive amount of red anger plasma from his mouth, hands, and ring; but this only reminds Vader of the fires of Mustafar and fuels his own hatred and anger. Vader uses the Force to send the plasma back at Jeff to take him out of the battle.

Cad Bane takes aim at Jason Bourne, but the assassin easily evades the blasts and kicks the two guns out of the hands of the bounty hunter. Now a melee fight, Bane is no match for the trained killer, who is also aided by an Indigo power Aura. Bourne gets behind Cad puts him in a choke hold, knocking his alien cowboy hat from his head and then finishes the job by snapping his neck. Bourne picks up the blasters of Bane and begins to light up the Snow Troopers. Bourne masterfully takes out all five with his new found weapons when Vader leaps in the way and begins deflecting the lasers with his lightsaber. Vader sends a blast back into the shoulder of Bourne and then moves towards him with amazing Force speed to slice off the head of Jason Bourne.

Vader turns to see Vision ripping apart all five members of his elite 501st Division. The former Jedi who appears to be more machine than man moves against the former computer program who strives to be more man than machine. Vision easily phases through the attacks of Vader; but is unable to break through The Sith Lord's defenses without making himself susceptible to the lightsaber of Vader. The attacks stop for a moment as they simply stand in a silenced stillness about ten feet away from each other. Vision's android mind becomes confused as Vader turns off his lightsaber and simply sticks his unarmed hand into the air. Vision remains unsure of Vader's motive; but is confident in his own safety as he remains completely phased in a non-solid form. Vader concentrates and focuses with The Force as he transcends the physical plain and rips the stone from the forehead of Vision despite him not being in a physical state. Vision's lower lip drops to his chin while he watches the Infinity stone drop to the ground. Now in a solid state, Vision is an easy target as Vader reignites his crimson saber and runs the Avenger through.

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

JOHN AND VADER'S HOUSE OF SITH AIDS IS VICTORIOUS!!

Dart Vader is sole survivor.