Monday, April 15, 2019

Be Gentle It's My First Time Vs. The Super Orange Kitty Sisters

Be Gentle it's My First Time is Black Goku, Jedi Knight #1-3 in 3 A-Wings, Plo Koon in The Scimitar, Poe Dameron & BB-8 in a Stealth X-Wing, Jedi Knight #4 & 5 in 2 B-Wings, King Ghodira, Dr. Fate, Steppenwolfe, The Terrorcons, Black Atom (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring), The Z-Fighters led by Goku (w/ a Green Lantern Ring), The Colonial Marines, Dr. Strange (w/ a Time Stone), Wong, and Mako (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring). The whole team is in a Guild Ship captained by Kahn.

The Super Orange Kitty Sisters are Abeloth, Supergirl, Powergirl, Polaris in a V-Wing, Scarlet Witch in a V-Wing, Hades, Blackfire, Starfire, Arsenal and The Red Hood piloting Count Dooku's Ship w/ Daisy Duck, James Vietch in an Autobot Exo-Suit, Baby Ewok #4-5, and Space Trooper #1-5, Tomar Tu, Darth Traya (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Athena, and Shockwave.


The enormous Guild Ship hovers in the Milky Way with the entire Be Gentle Squad aboard fully prepared for battle. Though the ship is immobile without a Guild Navigator aboard to work the Holtzman Engines, the stationary ship functions as an excellent Space Fortress. The Super Kitties have no other option but to go on the offensive, despite having no idea what lies within the walls of the massive space-folding ship.

Dooku's special Genosian built solar sail ship piloted by flying ace Arsenal is at the center of the attack formation, being flanked on each side by a Kryptonian and a V-wing containing an X-Man (actually X-Woman) on each side. The rest of the team hangs slightly back following the lead of Abeloth. The Super Kitties begin to formulate a plan of attack, but before they can, Captain Kahn sends out his first wave. As both the east and west end entrances of the gigantic Guild ship open, the entire fighter ship fleet of seven led by Poe comes out the East side and King Ghodira, The Terrorcons, Mako, Steppenwolfe, Black Atom, both the Gokus, and the rest of The Z-Fighters exit on the West side in an attempt to completely surround the Super Kitties.

The carnage begins:....

Shockwave transforms into his massive cannon form and mounts himself to the side of Scarlet Witch's V-Wing. With his first mega-powered blast, Shockwave completely obliterates Tien Shinhan. But the Z-Fighters waste no time getting revenge. Piccollo and Krillin fly in fast and each punch a big hole into a thick piece of metal. In Piccollo's case it was into Scarlet Witch's V-Wing, disabling the ship (though Scarlet Witch ejected away from the site). For Krillin, his massive punch went directly into the center of Shockwave, destroying the spark of the veteran Decepticon. Gohan and the two Gokus find themselves locked in an evenly matched battle of certified Universe Destroyers as they engage with the massive, fanged Abeloth. King Ghodira clips the wing of Polaris' V-Wing causing her to eject from the exploding ship. The massive three-headed Kaiju is unharmed by the fierce outer space conditions, but he is having trouble moving himself with his wings. Though not moving quickly, that doesn't mean that the monster is easy to kill, even when double-teamed by two Greek gods. Athena and her uncle Hades leap onto the beast and begin to pound on him with a vengeance. Hades manages to rip the center head off of Ghodira, but it just enrages the rest of the monster. His right head goes in for the kill and swallows the god of the Underworld whole. Athena then uses the death of Hades as a diversion as she plunges her sword into the heart of the now two headed Monster King to finish him off. Athena, now floating freely in space, is not moving around as well as the Super Saiyans. She launches her sword with amazing strength to take out Chiaotzu from a distance, but by disarming herself she then falls victim to attacks from Yamicha and Bulma. The Terrorcons merge to form Abominus but Scarlet Witch, who is now floating by on a small asteroid with her sister Polaris uses her mystical mutant powers to pull the gestalt back apart. As the five monster Decepticons find themselves separated and confused, Polaris then puts them back together; but not neatly like they were before. The daughter of Magneto crushes the five of them together with her mastery of magnetism and then to add insult to injury includes the sparkless carcass of her teammate Shockwave to the clump as well. Sweating in her space suit and pushing her powers to the max Scarlet Witch looks over to her sister and worriedly asks what she plans to do next. “MAKE AN ENTRANCE” Polaris yells as she sends the enormous clump of Cybertronian metal into the side of the Guild ship creating a huge hole.

As the majority of the fighting begins moving towards the Guild Ship, Black Goku, Green Goku, and Gohan are still battling Abeloth. The Mother of Mortis bites the head off of Gohan and grabs a hold of Goku and Goku with her two hands. Abeloth summons all the Force power she can muster in an attempt to absorb the essence of the two powerful beings in her grip. But before she manages to finish them, the two Gokus use all of their African-American and Climate Justice powers to ensure that the Galaxy's greatest Force user joins them in death.

As some of the members of the Be Gentle squad start to worry once they see the gaping hole in the side of their Guild Ship, Kahn, confident in his team's defenses simply says: “Let them come, it is only their destruction that awaits them”.

Poe takes aim at Dooku's ship taking out their rear engine, but Arsenal manages to crash land the ship inside the Guild Ship which dwarfs the vessel in size. The Kitties squad scatter as they are instantly met by the defensive forces of the Gentles. Darth Traya and Tomar Tu swoop into the Guild Ship to lend some back-up to their fellow Kitty Sisters. The Five Space Troopers move out of the crashed ship first with excellent military precision, but they are quickly mowed down by the Colonial Marines who have them covered from an elevated position from the scaffold like girders of the Guild Ship's launching area. The Space Troopers return fire, but only manage to take out Dietrich of the Colonial Marines before the Troopers are all killed.

Poe gets on the com telling his squadron to “lock S-Foils in attack position”. He plans to lead his crew back towards the Guild Ship to lend a hand to his teammates; but doesn't realize that The Kitties still have quite a bit of firepower on the outside of the ship too. Polaris and Scarlet Witch float over on Asteroid P and do a little sister teamwork on the pilots. Scarlet Witch dizzies the minds of a few of the Jedi, while Polaris causes one of the B-Wings to crash into one of the A-Wings. This worked almost too well, but before they could duplicate the attack, Plo Koon takes the Scimitar out of Cloak and blasts Asteroid P with an Advanced Concussion Missile incinerating the two X-Men. The remaining members of the Z-Fighters fly in fast to join the fight; but they are cut off at the pass by Blackfire and Starfire. Even more Sister team up love takes place as the two expert space fighting Tamaranians take out Piccollo, Yamcha, Yajirobe, and Bulma with a flurry of laser eye blasts and building leveling punches. They save Krillin for last so they can make several midget jokes before they crack his neck. Starfire and her sister Blackfire, move their attention towards the ships who set their sheilds to the front and lock onto the two Tamaranian targets. But that isn't the girl power duo they should have been most worried about as both Supergirl and Powergirl fly in from behind at speeds that even these stunt fighters can't attain. The Kryptonians take out the two remaining A-Wings and last B-Wing with concentrated heat vision blasts and each deliver a punch to Plo Koon's Scimitar to send it out of control. Poe target locks Starfire with a proton torpedo and perfectly makes the shot; but Blackfire, Supergirl, and Powergirl converge on the Stealth X-Wing and rip it to pieces before rushing back to the Guild Ship to help out their fellow Kitty Sisters..... Unless of course it is already too late.....

Tomar Tu gave everything he could in his one on one fight against Dr. Fate, but even after he completely drained the power of his green lantern ring, it wasn't enough to win the fight. Dr. Fate held off the lantern and then easily finished him with a mystical blast to the head once his green energy aura had diminished. Mako takes aim at The Red Hood with his Yellow Lantern Ring, but Daisy Duck screams “NOOOOOOO” as she jumps in front of him and takes the blast for her buddy Jason Todd. The angered Red Hood avenges his Duck friend as he pumps Mako full of lead from his high-powered pistols. James Vietch is transformed into car form in his Exo-Suit with two crazy Baby Ewoks riding on him. He goes crashing into the Colonial Marines. The Marines open fire, but the Autobot weapons systems take out several of space force. Private Hudson takes out Vietch with a machine gun blast; but the explosion not only kills the comedian and his ewok friends, but several of the Marines as well. Only Hicks, Hudson, Apone, and Vasquez remain.

Both teams converge near the engine room of the Guild Ship as the final remaining powerhouses square off. Dr. Strange and Wong surround Darth Traya. But the Sith Lord uses the Force to send two purple lightsabers into the chest of Wong. Strange opens up the Eye of Agamatto on Lord Traya and manages to overpower her despite her intense mastery of The Force. Traya goes down, but her red lantern ring channels her Sith Rage and spews red vomit energy all over Dr. Strange to leave this fight survivorless.

Sgt. Apone sets up a great defensive posture, but Arsenal and The Red Hood have studied military positioning far too well in their years under Batman and Green Arrow. The two former sidekicks, take out the last four Colonial Marines with ease. Kahn uses the diversion of the Marines and his post-human superior speed to sneak up behind the Red Hood; but Arsenal turns at the last second and puts an arrow through Kahn's eye socket.

Supergirl and Steppenwolfe are hitting each other with wall-busting punches, while Black Atom is getting double-teamed by Blackfire and Powergirl. Red Hood and Arsenal are leaping around wildly with amazing melee moves, but are finding themselves outmatched by Dr. Fate.

Black Atom perfectly combines his mystical powers with yellow energy powers to completely blast Blackfire into mere molecules.

Arsenal and The Red Hood send every bullet and arrow they have at Dr. Fate; but he blocks them all and crushes the two humans with two enormous crates from the Guild ship.

Supergirl blocks every punch that Steppenwolfe sends her way and brings a closed double fist down on the head of Darkseid's soldier, snapping his powerful neck.

Powergirl witnessed the enormous display of power from Dr. Fate and flies in fast to avenge Red Hood and Arsenal. She tackles Dr. Fate and takes flight with him in her arms. They fight wildly as they both fly into the Holtzman engine blowing the Guild Ship to bits and killing both of them in the massive nuclear explosion of the engine and ship.

Destroyed debris and two combatants float around the area, when the final two make eye contact. Nothing but space garbage is in sight for thousands of miles when Black Atom and Supergirl lock eyes. Black Atom hits Supergirl with a punch that would make a skyscraper fall, but the Kryptonian comes right back at him. Black Atom charges up his yellow lantern ring for a blast, but Supergirl hits the ring with a potent shot of heat vision to destroy it. Black Atom and Supergirl both fly at each other with every bit of power they can muster and each deliver their most powerful possible punch to the face of their opponent.

Supergirl is bruised and battered floating in space unconscious for hours, when she wakes up next to the body of Black Atom and comes to realize that......

1 comment:

Josh the Commish said...

THE SUPER ORANGE KITTY SISTERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

-Supergirl is the sole survivor.