FFL National League Finals

The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Little People: Magneto, Mr. Mxyzptlk, Yoda w/ a white lantern ring, Vampire Batman, Omega Supreme, Neo w/ 2 whie lightsabers, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Alf and Slippy Toad in the Millenium Falcon, Lando, Nien Numb, Lobot and Falcon in the Outlaw, Achilles, Queen Aga’Po, Luminara w/ a green lantern ring, Barriss Offee w/ a blue lantern ring, Indigo-1 and Munk, Sinestro w/ a yellow and green lantern ring, Darth Maul w/ a red lantern ring, Star Wolf w/ a double red lightsaber in a sith fighter, Star Fox w/ a blue lightsaber in a Z-95 Headhunter, X-23 w/ a Red Lightsaber, Nazgul #9 on a Fell Beast, Colonel James Monroe(offensive coordinator) w/ a darksaber on Mordor Horse #9, Peppy Hare, Vorian, Atriedes, Alexander the Great, Bucephalus, (wartime President) James Madison (Defensive Coordinator/Central Command, w/ a Speed Ring), Fantastic Max, FX, and AB in a Star Destroyer, Starscream w/ an orange lantern ring, Count Dooku w/ a yellow lantern ring, Black Dragon #1, FA-4, Jimmy Olsen (w/ a Tanooki Suit), Lois Lane (w/ a cape feather), & Ewok #9 in an Apache Helicopter.

The Super Orange Kitty Sisters: Abeloth, Supergirl, Power Girl, Polaris, Scarlet WItch, Spider-Man, Black Widow, Hades, Ocean Master, Aqua Lad, Starfire, Blackfire, Red Hood & Katniss Everdeen (in Mandalorian Armor) in a Snow Speeder ,Arsenal & Mr. Spock in a Snow Speeder ,Princess Leia (w/ a Speed Ring) & Piplup (w/ an Ice Flower) in a Snow Speeder ,Captain Steven Hiller & Romeo (in a Tanooki Suit) in a Snow Speeder, Captain Jimmy Wilder & Juliet (in a Goomba Sock) in a Snow Speeder, Darth Traya w/ a red lantern ring, Iron Giant, Green Arrow and Black Canary in an Apache Helo, Hawkeye in a Sith Fighter, Raven, Tybalt in a Vibranium Suit, Medusa and Dracula

Up In the Air:

The Evil Midgets have the Millenium Falcon, The Outlaw, Star Wolf in a Sith Fighter, Star Fox in a Z-95 Headhunter, a Star Destroyer, Starscream and an Apache Helicopter. While the Kitty Sisters have Super Girl, Hawkeye in a Sith Fighter, an Apache Helicopter with Green Arrow and Black Canary in it, Red Hood and Katniss in a Snow, speeder, Captain Steve Hiller and Romeo in a Snowspeeder, Arsenal and Mr. Spock in a Snowspeeder, Princess Leia and Piplup w/ an Ice Flower in a Snowspeeder, and Captain Jimmy Wilder and Juliet w/ a Gumba Sock in a Snowspeeder. The Evil Midgets come flying out of their Star Destroyer with a volley of laser blasts coming from the Star Destroyer taking out Captain Steve Hiller and Romeo’s Snowspeeder. The two teams then get into an all out space battle. Han and Chewie’s Millennium Falcon and Lando’s Outlaw make a great team taking out Hawkeye’s Sith Fighter, Arsenal and Mr. Spock’s Snowspeeder, Red Hood and Katniss’s Snowspeeder, and Green Arrow and Black Canary’s Apache Helicopter (because they are the shitty CW version). But the Kitty Sisters haven’t given up yet, Princess Leia’s Snowspeeder and Captain Jimmy Wilder’s Snowspeeder take out the Evil Midget’s Apache Helicopter, but then are defeated by Star Wolf and Star Fox in their respective ships shortly there after. As the Midgets just had the superior pilots and ships.  

In the Forest:

The Super Kitties are Abeloth and Darth Traya w/ a Red Lantern Ring. The Little People are Yoda w/ a White Lantern Ring, Darth Maul w/ a Red Lantern Ring, Luminara Unduli w/ a green lantern ring, Barriss Offee w/ a Blue Lantern Ring, nazgul #9 on his Fell Beast and Count Dooku w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring. Yoda and Count Dooku who are on opposite sides of the force decide to take on a greater threat to the force in Abeloth, Nazgul #9 also joins them while Maul, Barriss and Luminara try to fight Traya. Abeloth begins the battle by using the force to pull trees thousands of years old out of the ground and throwing them at the trio of Yoda, Dooku, and Nazgul #9 in which Yoda and Dooku both use their lightsabers to cut them in half to dodge the trees while the Nazgul’s Fell Beast is impaled by a tree and the Nazgul has fallen to the ground. Abeloth then proceeds to shoot the Nazgul with force lightning causing him to catch on fire and perish. Yoda and Dooku then blast energy beams from their rings and Abeloth uses more uprooted trees to protect herself from the trees causing a loud boom, like that of a tree being struck by lightning. Yoda and Dooku then begin to attack Abeloth with a combo of their lightsabers and lantern rings and after a few minutes it finally became too much for Abeloth and she was defeated. But Dooku was heavily injured in the battle and was laying on the ground in great pain. Meanwhile Traya is fighting the three force users using a deadly combo of her three lightsabers and Red Lantern Ring. Luminara sees that Traya is starting to focus more on Barriss so Luminara sacrifices herself by taking a shot from Traya’s Red Lantern Ring that would of killed her padawan. After defeating Abeloth, Yoda notices that Luminara has died and that Maul and Barriss are struggling and decides to help. Darth Maul notices that Yoda is coming behind Traya slowly, but Yoda can’t attack because Traya has surrounded herself with a shield using her Red Lantern Ring. Darth Maul decides to distract Traya by doing a jumping attack with his Red Lantern Ring causing the shield to stop for just enough time for Yoda to come up behind and do an energy blasts with his White lantern Ring that kills Traya. When Yoda goes to look at Darth Maul he notices that Maul has been cut in half by one of Traya’s three lightsabers. Then out of nowhere Han and Chewie pull up in the Millenium Falcon saying “Get In! The rest of the team’s gonna need our help in the city.” They all get in the Falcon except Maul. Barriss uses the Blue Lantern Ring to heal Dooku back into fighting shape.

In the Ocean:

The Super Kitties are Ocean Master and Aqua Lad. They notice that there is no one in the ocean for them to fight so they join the rest of the Evil Kitties in the city.

In the City:

The Evil Midgets have Magneto, Mr Mxyzptlk, Vampire Batman, Omega Supreme, Neo w/ 2 White Light sabers, Achilles, Queen Aga’Po, Indigo-1 and Munk, Sinestro w/ Yellow and Green Lantern Ring, X-23 w/ a Red Light Saber, Colonel James Monroe w/ a DarkSaber on a Mordor horse, Starscream w/ an Orange Lantern Ring and Black Dragon #1. The Orange Kitties have Supergirl, Power Girl, Polaris, Scarlet Witch, Spider-Man, Black Widow, Hades, Blackfire, Starfire, Iron Giant, Raven, Tybalt in a Vibranium Suit, Medusa and Dracula. This battle in the city will be the closest and most intense match that I will have watched in my short career as a watcher. As the two teams start settling into the city Magneto sees the Iron Giant and with one quick flick of his wrist, crushes the Iron Giant into the size of a pop can. Polaris does the same to Omega Supreme. Starscream sees what has happened to his fellow Transformer and proceeds to run away and protect himself with a shield using his Orange Lantern Ring before Polaris does the same to him. Supergirl and Power Girl see this and decide to shoot a powerful beam of lasers from both of their eyes towards magneto, but thankfully Sinestro and Indigo-1 use their rings to make a shield protecting Magneto. Magneto and Polaris then begin to have an intense and emotional magnetic power duel, throwing every piece of metal at each other that they can find including frames of buildings and cars. Neo is fighting Supergirl in a battle for the ages, Mr. Mxyzptlk is messing with Power Girl using his powers to just annoy the absolute crap out of her, Black Widow and Achilles are fighting with their mere human powers, Scarlet Witch and Spider-Man are fighting against Indigo-1 and Munk, Starfire and her sister are fighting Sinestro, and Hades is dealing with the Black Dragon.

Vampire Batman sees that Neo is getting nowhere with his fight against Supergirl as his lightsabers are not able to damage her, so vampire Batman gives Neo a piece of Kryptonite for Neo to put in one of his White Lightsabers and then he is finally able to defeat Supergirl with one fell swoop of his blade. After that Dracula shows who the true Vampire is and kills Vampire Batman. Black Widow is able to kill Achilles by shooting him in his one weak spot the Achilles Heel with one of her Glock 26’s, Munk kills Spider-Man which enrages Scarlet Witch (like to the point of “You took everything from me” mad from Endgame) and she lifts Munk up into the air with her powers and rips him in half, but this makes her vulnerable to Indigo-1 as the Indigo Ring bearer shoots her with a blast from her Indigo Lantern Ring. Meanwhile Sinestro is surprised as to how powerful the Fire Sisters are and decides to call for help from Indigo-1. As soon as Indigo-1 shows up she is killed by Blackfire as she was exhausted from her battle with Scarlet Witch. 

After Magneto and Polaris have torn up a whole block of the city fighting each other, Magneto finally kills his daughter as he has had much more time honing his skills then her. Even though it is Magneto’s daughter, he is willing to do anything to help The Brotherhood, or in this case The Gender Neutral Group of Misunderstood Little People. Ocean Master and Aqua Lad have just burst into the battle riding a wave into the city. Aqua Lad sees X-23 standing in the city wondering what a little girl is doing in this battle scene. He goes to ask her what she is doing there and then X-23 stabs him through his heart with her lightsaber. Ocean Master proceeds to attack Magneto after seeing all the damage this one man has done. He takes a stab with his Trident towards Magneto, but Magneto just snaps it in half with his mutant powers. So Ocean Master just punches Magneto thirty feet into the air, landing onto a broken metal I-Beam that has stabbed through the center of his torso. This gives X-23 flashbacks of when her beloved friend Logan was killed, causing her to go on a rampage, she runs up behind Ocean Master and cuts him in half with her lightsaber, she then proceeds to kill Black Widow and Tybalt before Raven uses her telekinesis to throw multiple I-Beams at X-23, basically surrounding X-23 in a cage and then using her powers of the darkness to vaporize X-23. Raven sees that Sinestro has just killed Starfire using a combined energy blast from his Yellow and Green Lantern Ring. This causes Raven to go into her full anger mode as she goes to try and kill Sinestro. As she is flying to SInestro Queen Aga’Po goes to try and stop her but is defeated easily by Raven.

After easily defeating Queen Aga’Po, Raven and BlackFire team up and attempt to finally take out Sinestro. Sinestro is using both his Green and Yellow Lantern Ring to protect himself with a shield while Blackfire and Raven are giving it everything got to try and kill Sinestro. Sinestro is visibly weak at this point and just as he is about to lose from physical exhaustion. You hear a large blasts and you see that The Millenium Falcon and The Outlaw fly bye. Blackfire, Raven and Sinestro have been vaporized by the blasts from the from the ships. Star Fox and Star Wolf come flying in not too shortly after them as a breath of new life has been shot into the Midgets Squad. The Millenium Falcon drops off the Force Users from the ship. Star Fox and Star Wolf shoot blasts from their ships killing Medusa and Dracula. But this breath is short lived, as Power Girl is able to escape from Mr. Mxyzptlk’s annoyance for a minute as she goes and kills The Falcon, Outlaw and both Star Fox and Star Wolf. In doing so she uses the smoke from the ships she destroyed to write Mr. Mxyzptlk’s name backwards in the sky causing him to be sent back to his dimension. She then flies through the center of the Star Destroyer while using her heat vision to easily destroy the ship. Half of the Star Destroyer fell onto the city killing Colonel James Monroe and Barriss Offee as the weight was just too much for the padawan to be able to hold with her force abilities.

Meanwhile, Hades was able to take care of the Black Dragon and sent the dragon to the deepest parts of the underworld.

All that’s left standing is Neo, Yoda and Dooku versus Power Girl and Hades. Neo and Powergirl go flying up into the air having a spectacular battle while Yoda uses his White Lantern Ring to send Hades back to the underworld, but not before Hades kills Dooku by sending him to the Underworld. Yoda then uses his White Lantern Ring to fly up and join Neo in the battle with Power Girl. As Power Girl is much faster than both Neo and Yoda she grabs Neo and throws him threw multiple buildings until Neo is to beat up to defend himself and is eventually killed when Power Girl snaps his neck using her bear hands. But while she beating on Neo Yoda picked up Neo’s lightsaber with the kryptonite crystal in it. After Neo’s death, Power Girl shoots her heat vision at Yoda and he absorbs it with the force and then using the power that he just absorbed, he attacks Power Girl with a flurry of attacks with his saber that she dodges all but the last one as her head is cut clean off.