Monday, March 23, 2020

Week 3: Striders V Sith Aids


Striders of Rohan: Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan, Rainbow Six Vanilla Operators, T-2, T-3, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bilbo Baggins, Grishnackh, Grima Wormtongue, Elon Musk, Robert Downey Jr., Juwan Howard, John Quincey Adams, Agent 47, Alan Trammel, Barry Sanders, Fedayeen #1-3, Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Duncan Idaho Ghola #4
Sith Aids: The Fallen (4 Deaths), Jet Jaguar, Sharkticon #1-10 #1-2 8-10 have 4 deaths #3-7 have 3 deaths, The Dinobots (Grimlock, Slag, Snarl, Sludge, Swoop), Predacons (Razorclaw, Divebomb, Headstrong, Rampage, Tantrum), The Pretender Monsters (Birdbrain, Bristleback, Icepick, Scowl, Slog, Wildfly), Voltron (Voltron #1-5), Insecticons (Chop Shop, Venom, Ransack, Barrage), Thunderstrike, Watto
Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan (Being the only capable fighters) Watch as the Rainbow Six Vanilla Operators, Thorin Oakenshield, Bifur, Bofer, Bombur, Balin, Dwalin, Oin, Gloin, Fili, Kili, Ori, Nori, Dori, Bilbo Baggins, Grishnack, Grima Wormtongue, Elon Musk, Robert Downey Jr., Juwan Howard, John Quincey Adams, Agent 47, Alan Trammel, Barry Sanders, Fedayeen #1-3 and Duncan Idaho Ghola #4 all begin to tread water. Over the horizon the treaders see a small winged creature approaching, Hailing as a messager, the Striders see what he has to say. The Toydarian known as Watto begins to speak “So, you wanna surrender-uh, save us alotta time,” Hal Jordan asks “Maybe we can work something else out” But Watto exclaims “Your credits are no good here.” The Striders refusing to give up, decide to kill the messenger to hopefully buy some time. Watto attempting to escape finds himself surrounded by Kylo Ren and Hancock, who deliver the biggest beat down this side of Flight 370. Watto utters his final remarks “No Republic Credits” before falling limp.

Shortly after the death of Watto, the Sharkticons coming from below begin to eat the treaders whole. Attempting to protect themselves they begin to thrash and land good hits on Sharkticons 3-7, but the other Sharkicons refuse to die today and continue to feast. Kylo, Hancock, Vampire Neo, and Hal all want to help, but the water is mixing with the blood of their allies to quickly and they lose sight of their friends. Suddenly Barry Sanders erupts from the crimson water with the head of Sharkticon #1, But Sharkticon #2 follows swallowing the star running back whole. With everyone else dead, the 4 Survivors contact T-2 and T-3, who were given the task of scouting the ocean floor. “Large Masses Detected” “Metallic Beings Detected”. Kylo Ren w/ Red Lantern Ring, Hancock in a Frog Suit, Vampire Neo, White Lantern Hal Jordan now know that there is a much larger threat looming below and move to strike. The remaining Sharkticons cant stand up to the power of the remaining Striders and are destroyed. Sith Aids are prepared though and Scowl begins to screech rendering the Striders disoriented. The Pretender Monsters with  Thunderstrike decide to fight Hancock, while the Predacons with Jet Jaguar will try to defeat Neo, The Dinobots with Voltron will battle Kylo, and the Insecticons and The Fallen will fight Hal Jordan.

With the Striders heavily outnumbered, Sith Aids is seeing victory on the horizons. Hancock is able to destroy Wildfly and Scowl, as they both were annoying him, before receiving a direct hit from Thunderstrike and his Mace. Neo is able to dodge well from the Jet Jaguar, but before he knows it he is backed right into the Predacons who destroy the vampire. Kylo, using the power of the ring, is able to stall for long enough that T-2 and T-3 are able to climb the legs of Voltron, before initiating self destruct knocking out Voltron. Kylo does his best slashing the Dinobots and Slag and Snarl are cut into bits before the rest of the bots get their hands on him. Using the force he is able to crush Swoop, but now with an opening, Grimlock delivers a killing blow. Hal Jordan and The Fallen are in a 1v1 Melee Rumble, with the first Decepticon delivering massive blows, and the lone Lantern conjuring a defense for every attack. Hal begins to use the Insecticons to block his attacks. Picking up Ransack and Venom with the power of the ring, they are smashed by their teammate who will win at any cost. But now Barrage and Chop Shop are not going to let them fight solo. And before he knows it he finds his back under attack from the two bots. With the three bots crashing down on Hal, he has no choice but to use the full power of the ring. With the last of his energy, he attempts an all-out attack on his opponents. Damaging the Fallen heavily, he looks to make the final blow, but just as he begins Chop Shop take the hits, allowing the Fallen to deliver a killing blow.