Monday, May 30, 2022

Guardians Vs Sisterhood

 The Sisterhood is Darth Maul (w/ The Orange Lantern Ring & Dark Saber (-4)), White Lantern Obi Wan Kenobi, Capt. America (-4), Harambe (-4), Bonk, Skyfire, Stilgar, Duncan Idaho, & Earth Bender #1-3 & 5

The Guardians are Star Lord (-4), Groot (-4), Q (-4), Soundwave w/ Rumble, Ravage, Laserbeak, Wingthing, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Howlback, Garboid, Overkill, & Sluggest, & Scout Trooper #9-10.

Alright since this was a late match and Josh sorta runs these teams on the side, I tried something different so we doing a death race with a random winner.  Also I was lazy.  I blame Zach and that distracting dumpy 

The death race starts at Gerudo Town and these contestants have put aside there teams and joined in one large death race in honor of Kotojow.  The race starts and Stilgar in instantly hit with that Star Lord gat respectfully and died within seconds of the race beginning.  Everyone here is fighting to honor the late great Kotojow.  

Obi Wan and Darth Maul begin to fight but there efforts are null and are crushed by Harambe himself.  Yes we have the god Harambe in the race.  He is the Vegas favorite.  Beastbox, Overkill and Skyfire race ahead as they be fast transformers but their speed was their downfall.  No one was able to set off the traps set and they are the first to cross them.  All three were blown up by a land mine and nothing was left to be seen of the transformers.

The next to meet their downfall were Garboid, the scout Troopers, Groot and Capt. America.  They commenced in a valiant battle but again Harambe saw the opportunity and cleaned up the scraps from the remaining fight.

Duncan Idaho and howelback managed to make their way ahead but were not expecting the combo of Q, slugfest and Rumble to be ahead fighting.  They all get caught in the crossfire and Q is the only one who makes it out untouched and continues the race.  

We are down to just 8 competitors. Harambe, Star Lord, Laser break, Ravage, Squaktalk, Sound wave, Bonk and Q.

Harambe and Star Lord have been the most kill hungry.  In a turn of events the transformers team back up to take down Star Lord.  Q and Bonk have pissed off the only good thing that was ever in Ohio Harambe.  Harambe goes primal and destroys the remaining Transformers.  Bonk and Q's plan worked but they did not for see Harambe moving on to them.

Harambe comes out on top of the Race the only one deserving of the Honor of the great bear Katojow.  He was prideful of his race.

2 comments:

Crack Danks said...

Harambe the only survivor!
Sisterhood is the winner!

Josh the Commish said...

Bappin. Harambe is still the boy.