Friday, April 14, 2023

The Diddlers Vs. David BYRNE'S MEAT Suits

 Your vote has been requested for the following epic battle:


The Diddlers are Gandalf the White, Aquaman, Emperor Palpatine, Emperor Palpatine's Shuttle, The Guardians of the Galaxy: Star Lord, Gamora, Drax the Destroyer, Groot, Rocket Raccoon, Nebula, and Mantis, Iron Man, Adam Warlock, War Machine, Paul Maud Dib, Darth Bane, Jean Grey, Ice Man, Cyclops, Beast, and Archangel, The Red Lotus: Zaheer, Ghazan, P'Li, Ming Hua, Syndicate Maul, Naruto, T-1000, Loki, Shockwave, The Wampa, Autobot #1-3, Chinese I-Phone Factory Worker #1 in a Chinese Spy Balloon, Nick Hutchins w/ a BFG, and Donald Trump in a Penguin Suit.


David BYRNE'S MEAT Suits are Deadpool, Freddy Krueger, Benedict Arnold, Gary Habkirk, The Simpsons: Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Maggie w/ Santa's Little Helper, The Noid, Air Bender #1-4, Yokkon, Pounce and Wingspan, Kosa-Yin Hadu, Pikachu, Nazgul #6 on Fell Beast, Omnius, Shao Kahn, Bolin, Maku, Pabu, Piplup, Unalaq, Desna, Eska, The Comedian, Nite-Owl, Silk Spectre, Ozymandias, and Rorschach, Denethor, Cody Jones, Sagat, Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, Capt. Caveman, Fred Rogers, Uruk Hai #1-10, Junkeon #1-10, Storm Trooper #1-5, Rocky Balboa, Vladimir Harkonen, Joe Biden, Easterling #1-10, Pee Wee Herman, Boss Nass, Capt.  Tarpals, The Jar Jar Heads (Elite group of Marine Gungans (Captain, Lt., 2nd Lt., Sgt., Corporal, Lance Corporal, Pvt. First Class, and 3 privates)),  and Gungan Soldier #1-10, Magwai #1-10, Norman Rockwell (w/ blue lightsaber), Robert Oswald, Bill and Hillary Clinton, Abe Lincoln, Big Bird and Snuffalufagus, Pope Emeritus Benedict in a suit of armor, Lewis and Clark w/ Saccajewa, Sandy from Sandy's, The Creeper, Serena & Manion Butler, Dr. Robert Neville and his dog, John Conner, and Axl Foley.

2 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

In an unanimous vote: BILL COSBY'S DIDDLERS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

-Gandalf, Palpatine, Rocket Racoon, Darth Bane, Paul Maud D'ib, Archangel, Cyclops, T-1000, Nick Hutchens, and President Trump survive.

David Parks said...

Thank God, I was afraid one of you would actually vote for the trash heap I put forward.