Tuesday, May 9, 2023

Week 8: The Underhills vs TEAM

 TEAM: Kyle Houslander, Thunderstrike, Tenzen, Tarrlok, Katara, Sokka, Toph, Appa, Momo, Mel Gibson, Kyles Jeep


The Underhills: Punisher, Microchip, John Stewart, Green Lanterns #1-5, Blue Lanterns #1-2, Revan Reborn, Starkiller, Darth Talon, Xenomorph Alien #1-9


I showed up late to the match on account that I was stuck at graduation for like five hours, but I couldn't miss our school president witerally gwidding across the stage. What I witnessed walking in was a horror. There was blood everywhere, Kyle's Jeep was crashed through the wall with Darth Talon under it and Kyle (unalive) still inside and Everlong by the Foo Fighters playing on the radio.


Tenzen, Sokka, Toph, Appa, and Momo on the TEAM side and Microchip, Green Lanterns 1-5, Blue Lanterns 1-2, and Xenomorphs 1-9 on the Underhills were dead in the halls leading to the gym. I could hear the battle in the gym on my approach. I peaked my head in when the Punisher ran into the wall next to me pinning Mel Gibson, who seemed really into the pain, guess some people just never get over the Passion of the Christ. As Punisher kept laying down the sauce, it just seemed to empower Gibson even more. 


My boy Revan was getting up to it too. Thunderstrike did his best, but I mean Revan the dude who seen it all and has done it all so it was no surprise when he was struck down. Tarrlok and Katara were doing that Blood bending on Starkiller and John Stewart. They made Starkiller stab John Stewart with his lightsabers, but this enraged him into a manic state. With all his power he overcame the hold the two benders had over him and cut them down.


All that was left was Mel Gibson vs Revan, Punisher, and Starkiller. This would be no easy feat for the Underhills as Gibson is notoriously a slippery bastard. Chasing him through the school they almost had him at many points and eventually there was little holding the walls up. The Punisher tackled him through a corner and the whole building came crashing down. Revan and Starkiller were able to use the force to protect themselves, but Gibson and the Punisher were crushed under the debris. 


They lifted the debris over their teammate to find that he was hurt, but alive. They both put him on one shoulder and the three of them walked out of there as the rest of the building fell.


1 comment:

Greedo said...

Winner: The Underhills

Survivors: Revan Reborn, Starkiller, and the Punisher