Monday, February 8, 2010

The Horsemen of Apokolips Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos (Team 2)

The Horsemen of Apokolips are Elrond, Dementor #17 & 18, Amazon #18, Droideka #7, & Miss Piggy.
Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama’s “Best of Both Worlds” Touring Battalion of Commandos is Harry Potter, Jedi Master #24, Sardakaur #14, Gungan #9 & 10, & Doozer #13.
 
Both of the teams are instantly transported to what all Zacharski cousins at the hall simply refer to as “upstairs” (you know the area with the couch). This of course is really just a lobby off of the main floor entrance, but that doesn’t really matter right now. Dementor #17 remains somewhat invisible and flies high above both teams, but Harry instantly spots Dementor #18 and yells Expecto Patronum as he points his wand at The Dementor to take him out. Dementor #17 swoops down and takes the soul of Gungan #10 before Harry can use the Expecto Patronum spell once again to destroy the second Dementor as well. Droideka #7 does not even notice that he is rolling over Doozer #13 before he stops to shoot Gungan #9. Miss Piggy valiantly jumps onto the back of Sardakaur #14 who is taken off guard by the Muppet. Miss Piggy gets cut on the wrist by The Sardakaur’s strand of wire hair and is then thrown to the ground. The Sardakaur pulls out his lasgun and aims it at Miss Piggy who covers her snout, but she is saved in the nick of time by Amazon #18, who clubs the Terror Troop in the head with, well a club. Miss Piggy looks up at her savior, but before she can thank her The Amazon picks her up and says “us girls got to stick together, now lets go”. Jedi Master #24 is keeping Droideka #7 at bay while he blocks the droid’s blaster bolts with his lightsaber. The Jedi yells to his young captain: “I can keep him held back, but I can’t take him out until he starts rolling”. Capt. Harry replies with: “No problem Master Jedi” as he waves his wand and makes the Droideka start rolling backwards. The spell did not actually take over the mechanized creation that is the Destroyer Droid but it sent it backward enough that the droid reverted into its rolling mode which of course it must deactivate its shield to do. Jedi Master #24 then uses his Jedi speed burst to rush in and finish off the droid before it can get back into attack mode. The Jedi Master is now behind the couch where he finds himself toe to toe with Elrond. Elrond seems to be a better swordsmen then the Jedi (he does have a couple thousand years more practice under his belt), but the Jedi’s superior weapon does majorly damage Elrond’s Elven sword. Elrond throws down his long sword, but in doing so uses the act as a distraction and spins around quickly while he pulls out his Elven Knife and sticks it into the gut of Jedi Master #24. Harry is quite enraged at the death of the teammate that he has been thru so much with; thru the course of this tournament and jumps into action. He knocks both Miss Piggy and her amazon friend to the side on his way to Elrond who he attacks with every attack spell he can muster. Elrond resheathes his curved Elven Knife and uses some magic of his own. Elrond knows that his own power is significant, and is shocked to find that his magic is not as powerful as that of this human boys. Elrond does not know what to do nest so he pulls his Elven Knife back out and begins to charge. But as if he has the force Harry merely puts out his hand and uses magic to suck the fallen Jedi Master #24’s lightsaber into his palm like so many lightsabers have been picked up over the centuries and says: “Fine with me Elf-Lord, we can do this however you want”. As he says this, the young Commando Captain sticks the green lightsaber of his friend, Jedi Master #24 into the chest of Elrond of Rivendale. Harry gets a hint of satisfaction in this act of revenge and barely notices that Elrond’s knife just barely grazes his right hand which is holding his wand. This causes the young wizard to drop the wand for just a second. Harry is not badly injured by this and quickly turns off the lightsaber and reaches for his wand; but while he is doing this he is hit in the back, not by a weapon or projectile but by Miss Piggy who was just thrown at him by Amazon #18. Harry is knocked even further away from his wand, and as he lay on the ground wrestling with the pig, the fierce Amazon #18 rushes toward the 2 and grabs Harry by the neck. Harry musters up some magic, despite being wandless but as his wand is flying to his hand he hears the sound of his own neck breaking in the strong hands of Amazon #18.
THE HORSEMEN OF APOKOLIPS ARE VICTORIOUS!

4 comments:

Ryan said...

Yes!!! I finally beat Nick! Damn Harry Potter gave me a scare there for a bit.

Great match Nick. See you in the Easter Classic.

Lickolas said...

I too agree that it was a great match!

Finally beating me though, I think we are 1-1 against each other. 2-1 if you count this match.

Lickolas said...

The Easter Classic is going to be epic again this year. At least two of my off picks are going to be used specifically for this match. I am stocking up on the ridiculous!

Ryan said...

Oh yeah... I totally forgot.

I was still just thinking about the Easter Classic. I completely forgot we played each other in Inter-League play.