Monday, April 12, 2010

Week Five Standings


10 comments:

Anonymous said...

5-0=FAKE AND CRASS!!!!
0-5=TRUE CLASS!!!!

Krisatu said...

The NL Central Division continues to be division to watch, with all of it's teams managing to score atleast two wins, with divisional leader Xavier's Annihilation Squad continuing their FFL dominance with a 5-0 record, with their chances of going 6-0 looking promising, since they face FFL Graveyard favorites The Syracuse Valley.

The other big news is the AL Ryan Poteracki division being a tie for both first AND last place. Former FFL champions the Horsemen of the Apocolypse and TEAM both have an impressive 4/1 standing, and at the other end of the spectrum Built(Bill) Ford Tough and Logical Genocide both share a common 0/5 record. Week six will end this for both sides as we'll see not only The Horsemen square off against TEAM, but Logical Geoncide face down Ford tough and give one of those teams that elusive win they've been looking for.

Michael Vick's Bad newz Kennelz of Lurve have had no "lurve" what so ever this year, scorching up their season and rolling into their match against the Untouchables with the only other flawless record in the FFL.

A major shock to all FFL is the rather dismal record of The Brotherhood of Evil Midgets. At 0-5, the Brotherhood is looking to move out of last place and tie for last as they face the Transfoamers, who have managed to gain one victory this season.

All in all, week six has the potential to really shake the standings up for every division in the league. The HUGE 2,500 point threshold should really bring out alot of the big stars of the FFL, and give us some real hard hitting action this week.

Josh the Commish said...

Thanks Johnny. We need to get you a job on ESPN 8 (the ocho).

Josh the Commish said...

A misprint has been brought to my attention on this post: Team S.P. is actually 3 and 2 and not 2 and 3 sorry for this, and if anyone notices any more discrepencies now or later, it is much appreciated if it is brought to our attention. Sorry and Thanks.

-Josh

Ryan said...

The standings have been corrected. Sorry to Team S.P. for the mistake. The individual who logged these records has since been eliminated from this plane of existence.

Ryan

Krisatu said...

Having a team called "Better Than All of You" when they're not undefeated but are 3/2 seems like an inappropriate name. Shouldn't they be called "Better Than Over Half of You?" or "Better Than Most of You" or "Average at Best"?

Ryan said...

Yeah, but the only thing "Logical" about your team is that the rest of the League is committing "Genocide" on it.

I got your back Joe.

Punk ass rookie.

Krisatu said...

Holy slapnuts. A team that's supposedly "Better Than All of You" can't even defend themselves against some trash talk by an 0-5 team? They gotta call in for help? Pathetic. That team is now the "S.S. Bitchass" and is led by Capt. Clownshoes.

Yeah, a lot of other teams beat me, but I'm not making myself out to be better than all of them. My season thus far could be going better, but I've faced teams that are still at the top, can the same be said of Capt. Clownshoes? I'm doing about as well as an expansion team who isn't related to a watcher could be doing.

Ryan, it's admirable for you to step in and have Joe's back. He must be a good friend. I bet Beckerman wishes you guys were closer, maybe then he wouldn't have jobbed out to the Bullies under YOUR watch.

Ryan said...

Oh, don't you worry, Joe is more than capable of taking care of himself. You may have just awoken a sleeping giant in Better Than All of You. They don't call him the Hebrew Blade for nothing.

Is this the beginning of a Heel turn for Logical Genocide? Such a shame. They were such the fan favorites.

And I am not going to once again defend what transpired at Water World against the two B3's. It happened, get over it. If it was ANYONE else who beat Becks, there would be no discussion. I did not stage a mutiny when I lost to The Right Wing in Couruscant, when their close cousin watched the match. No one is going to win them all. I know you're new, Seeney, anyone has the capablities of beating anyone else here in the FFL. Upsets happen. Favorites fall. And even the biggest underdog can win a big match.

Well everyone except for maybe Logical Genocide.

Krisatu said...

The "Hebrew Blade"? It must be dull and rusty if he still needs Ryan to fight his battles for him. Tell you what, Capt Clownshoes, I challenge you to a match. Any Watcher who wants to make the stakes and view the contest may, provided Capt. Clownshoes has enough sugar in his sack to accept my challenge.

Oh, and Ryan, you're not the only Watcher who's been accused of nepotism, nor will you be the last. Especially if by some miracle the Bullies beat me in our match which you'll be viewing soon. Logical Genocide is a fan favorite because we stand up to the face of corruption and aren't ones to back down from a fight. If I gotta take on the role of villain to you Ivory Tower Elitists then so be it.