Better Than All of You Vs. Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battaliion of Commandos

Better Than All of You is Green Lantern (w/ an Indigo Ring & Purple Lightsaber) in Anakin Skywalker's Podracer, Aquaman, Aqualad, & Aquababy, Storm Shadow, Snake Eyes, Gandalf the White, Skeletor, The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, Predator #5, Ghost Rider, Zombie Venom, Zombie Trinity, Iron Spider-Man, Anti-Venom, Batman (Dick Grayson), Robin (Damien Wayne), Batman (Jean-Paul Valley) & Astro-Droid #18 in an A-Wing, Batman Beyond 0n a Mig, Symbiote Suit Spider-Man, Doc Holliday, Lonestar & Barf w/ Astro Droid #17 (RVD-1) in a Y-Wing Bomber, John Rambo, David Dunn, Nick Fury, & Doozer #6 in a Rhino 4 x 4, Beachhead & Mr. Mind in a Mail Jeep, "Macho Man" Randy Savage on a Ducatti, Cobra Commander, Red Skull, Lex Luthor, Smoke, Tomax & Xamot w/ Yogurt in an AT-ST, Ninja Pirate # & Cobra Viper #2 in a Land Speeder, & Deathlok.

Pop-Superstar Hannah Montana & President Barack Obama's "Best of Both Worlds" Touring Battalion of Commandos are Numnius (w/ a Blue Lantern Ring), Capt. Steven Hiller in a Mig, (movie) Devastator: Demolisher, Mixmaster, Long Haul, Rampage, Scavenger, High Tower, & Scrapper, Dex-Tar, Zombie Cloverfield Monster, Karu-Sil, Fatality, Taa, Orion Pax (w/ The Autobot Matrix of Leadership), (movie) Jetfire (w/ Indigo Lantern Ring), Norma Cenva, General Grevious, Spider-Man, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter, The Herculoids: Zandar, Tarra, Dorno, Zok, Igoo, Tundro, Gloop, & Gleep, Parallax, Dr. Fate, Mary Marvel, Lazarus Long in a Mig, Tlaloc (w/ a Red Lantern Ring), Dante, Dr. Doom, Dora w/ The Map, Benny, Issa, & Tico, President Barack Obama in The Wild Goose, & Ewok Baby #5.



Could this possibly be the end of the sweetest Cinderella story in the history of Fantasy Fantasy or will this be the point in which it truly does become a miracle. Seeing The Commandos in this spot is no surprise. They have been talked about since day 1 of this season. It had been said since before the Play-offs ever started, that this could be the year that The Commandos make it to The Universe Bowl. The Slaves were a great team, but it was by no means an upset when The Commandos managed to make their way past them this year. The strange part about this is not that the Commandos managed to make it past The Fizzle Divizzle for the first time ever this year, but that the 2 teams that had the best record in The NL and that many people thought were going to make it t The Universe Bowl: The Right Wing & The Annihilation Squad were both eliminated by the team that The Commandos are about to square off against. Many FFL fans are still scoffing at The Betters chances of making it to The Universe Bowl, but then again, nobody thought that after Better Than All of You barely made the play-offs after their lackluster season that they had any chance whatsoever at defeating The 10 & 1 Xavier’s Annihilation Squad, and when they did everybody thought that they would then get stomped by The Right Wing, but despite those thoughts; here they are, to continue their Cinderella story and go up against a team that before today they have never once beat. Better Than All of You are 0 & 5 against their old Division Rival The Commandos. In fact, when Better Than All of You started out their undefeated season in year 1, it was The Commandos who were responsible for their first back to back losses, when they dealt both of those losses to them in Weeks 5 & 6. To say that The Commandos have The Betters number would be quite an understatement, but they have never had to fight them with this much momentum on their side..... Oh and by the way did I mention that The Betters still do have Hal Jordan, who has had arguably the best post season in Fantasy Fantasy history. Hal Jordan has made a vow, to not only his teammates, but to the entire league, that he will get his team to The Universe Bowl, even if he has to die trying. Numnius hovers high above the jungle when she decides to use her Blue energy driven cosmic powers to destroy the symbiotic alien technology that has the ability to take over the body’s of humans. With one blast of cosmic energy Numnius simply wipes Zombie Venom, Anti-Venom, & (Symbiote Suit) Spider-Man from this plane of existence. Hal Jordan sees this happen and flies up behind Numnius. Hal was only flying in the pod briefly before he used his ring to rearrange the boosters on the pod around his body to create a flying/armor apparatus which will not only serve to protect him but to aid in his flying so he can devote more ring energy toward the attacking of his opponents. Hal Jordan is also being followed by a small sidekick made completely of Indigo energy. This small embodiment of energy is both watching Hal’s back and wielding the purple lightsaber which was gifted to The Better’s Most Valuable Player after last week’s win. Green Lantern flies up behind Numnius before she has time to react and completely vaporizes her with a concentrated blast of green energy. Numnius’ blue ring cannot resist the urge to join forces with the multi-powered Jordan and instantly flies on to his finger. President Barack Obama is racing around the city streets in The Wild Goose, with both Capt. Steven Hiller and Lazarus Long flying above him in their Migs acting as a form of Secret Service for their head coach, when Barack gives them an executive order to stop worrying about him and t use their skills somewhere where they would be more useful (No, not South Beach). “Go kick some a** guys” President Obama says to the 2 expert pilots as they race off searching for opponents. The 2 of them take their skills down to South Beach (you know, the beach. It’s South of the Play-off planet’s city). They spot Better Than All of You’s AT-ST walking toward the battle and decide to target it before it can do some real damage. Both of the Mig pilots take aim at the 2 legged Imperial walker and blast it to pieces. Yogurt manages to escape the burning wreckage with his life, but the twins Tomax and Xamot were not so lucky. Beachhead and Mr. Mind are off-roading thru the Desert in their Mail Jeep. Mr. Mind is trying to mentally work his way into the heads of The Commandos to see what damage he can do to the opposing team’s, but when he stumbles upon the brainwaves of Norma Cenva, he is shocked by the power her mind possesses. Norma sends such an amazing surge of power thru the mind of Mr. Mind that it not only kills him, but creates a biological explosion that takes out Beachhead and The Postal Jeep that they were riding in as well. Ghost Rider and Macho Man are fulfilling the dream of every kind of gay, but actually super-straight 14 year old boy’s dream as they cruise down the city streets looking like total pimps and redefining awesome. Unfortunately for them their reign of awesome ends when Hiller and Long decide to take their skills back to North City and blow them away from the air. Parallax sees himself as the perfect end to the gnarly career of Hal Jordan and flies in toward the super-hero. Parallax has been able to take over Jordan’s being in the past, but this time around, the only fear surrounding Hal Jordan is the fear that he is causing every opponent around him to have. Jordan destroys the yellow energy embodiment and then takes the yellow power and uses his other rings to create a solid ring to hold it in; giving him the power of a yellow lantern as well. Zombie Trinity uses some bloody-handed kung fu to rip off the mask of Dr. Fate and then eat his face off before she starts running towards the Cymek Dante. Dante stands prepared with his futuristic weapons drawn, but before he can do anything, Dora jumps out of a tree branch above her with both of her lightsaber’s drawn. “A little trick Boots taught me”. Dora says as an homage to her fallen friend as she uses her own lightsaber and the one that belonged to Boots to slice the head off of Zombie Trinity. Ninja Pirate #3 and Cobra Viper #2 are discussing the benefits of classical literature in modern day education when President Obama uses the very durable Wild Goose to run them into a rock embankment in the desert area. The Ninja Pirate and Viper are killed when the land speeder blows up from the crash. “Looks like you 2 could have used some Universal Health Care”. Obama says to himself with a smile. Up in space, Batman and Lonestar are both chasing after Jetfire in their respective ships. The 2 pilots hit Jetfire with several blasts but the blaster bolts are absorbed by the Indigo energy aura that Jetfire has put around himself. The former Decepticon then doubles back and uses his near invulnerability to his advantage. The full frontal attacks from the Star Wars ships prove useless as Jetfire uses his highly advanced Cybertronian weaponry to destroy both ships which kills Valley, Lonestar, Barf, & RVD-1. Fatality, Dex-Tar, & Taa put their differences aside to attack Hl Jordan. The 3 lanterns try to attack Hal from all angles; but at this point, Jordan has simply acquired to much power for them to handle. Hal Jordan wipes out all 3 of them and takes their rings for his own collection. Hal Jordan then swoops down toward the Zombie Cloverfield Monster. He not only rips off the head of the monster with a giant hand made of green energy, but he then consumes the dead energy of The Zombie and quickly forges together a Black ring to add to his collection as well. Predator #5 uses his alien boomerang to hit Dr. Doom in the jugular vein, before the dictator can react, but the Predator is then ripped apart by the red energy fueled laser cannon of Tlaloc. Rambo targets Barack Obama’s F-Zero car with the 50 caliber machine gun he has bolted on to his Rhino. The hover-ship is destroyed, but luckily for the President it was equipped with a special escape pod just like Air Force One. Obama escapes the crash with his life. Obama then decides that fighting is not the answer and sits down with Cobra Commander and Red Skull to discuss a diplomatic solution to the battle. Cobra Commander and Red Skull agree but then they turn on the President and try to kill him. Barack then reveals that he is wired with explosives just in case his plan didn’t work. “I never saw George Bush do this” Obama says as he valiantly takes out the coaching staff of Cobra Commander and Red Skull along with him. Jetfire flies thru the play-off planet’s atmosphere to return to the battle when he is met by Batman Beyond in his Mig. Jetfire and the young Batman protégé engage in a fast paced dog-fight but Jetfire comes out on top. Jetfire believes himself to be totally victorious but Batman Beyond ejects out of the plane and flies over to the Decepticon landing on top of him. Batman plants some explosives before Jetfire can react, but before the young Batman can escape Jetfire encases him in an indigo aura which traps him in the explosions wake. General Grevious leads the metal army of Devastator, Tlaloc, & Dante toward the large ocean area in a search for Aquaman and his family. Having virtually no water people on The Commandos starting line-up, Head Coach Obama thought that they should throw an awful lot of power toward this water problem, and as you can see, that is exactly what they did. Deathlok and Smoke both get caught up in the mechanical march toward the ocean and are made short work of by the foursome. Mary Marvel lands in front of the Rhino being driven by John Rambo and puts a fist thru its hood to scatter its 4 occupants from the vehicle. Nick Fury jumps to his feet, pulls out twin pistols and double taps both Tarra & Dorno in the dome, but Zandar sees this and goes into a rage. Zandar rushes at Nick Fury wanting to rip him to shreds after what he has seen the old soldier do to his wife and son but Zandar realizes the hard way that nobody handles fury better than Nick, who uses the same two pistols to finish off the third member of The Herculoid Family as well. Fury begins to reholster his weapons, but before he can complete the task he is crushed to death by Gleep who unlike Zandar is successful in exacting his revenge on the SHIELD leader. Mary Marvel grabs David Dunn and flies high into the air with him. The 2 of them trade punches as Mary Marvel continues to fly but Dunn is holding his own despite having no flight ability. Doozer #6 fiercely stabs Ewok Baby #5 in the face with a clear doozer stick and then moves on to Issa and Tico who he then furiously strangles to death. The team’s strong man Benny trips on the way to defend his friends and The Better Than All of You veteran Doozer #6 moves toward Dora. Doozer #6, whose first appearance was in Better Than All of You’s Season 1 Week 1 match was the very first character ever picked up off waivers once the season officially began. The little doozer pulls out his sharpened doozer stick and jumps toward Dora but before he can Map jumps out from behind Dora’s back and delivers a perfectly placed paper cut to his tiny jugular vein to send the little guy to the graveyard for good. Mary Marvel has done her research and knows David Dunn’s only weakness, which is why she is flying him above the water. The battered Mary Marvel reaches her destination, a couple hundred feet above the water and lets go of Dunn, but much to her surprise he does not drop. Dunn is hanging onto her with his left arm while still delivering punches with his right. Mary is impressed by the resolve of her opponent and begins trying to throw him off of her, but it is easier said than done. David Dunn reaches back with all of his might and hits Mary Marvel with enough force to break her neck. This of course creates a situation where Dunn has now killed himself as he and Mary Marvel’s lifeless body fall to the water below them, but at least he took somebody powerful with him. Optimus Prime comes rolling in in his truck form and drives right over Yogurt before the master of The Schwartz can do anything about it. Optimus then comes grill to face with Iron Spider-Man. Optimus transforms and begins to defend himself against the much smaller Spider-Man who jumps around him attacking from all sides with his suit designed by Tony Stark. Iron Spider-Man ensnares the new owner of the matrix for a moment up against a building, but Optimus manages to rip himself out of the restraining webs and then catch Spider-Man with his fist. His armor has the ability to protect Parker against quite a bit, but once he is hit by the reinforced fist of The Autobot leader Spider-Man’s suit is crushed like a tin can along with him inside it. Gloop and Gleep are not typically affected by bullets due to their morph able make-up, but once Rambo pumps about 10,000 rounds into them (without reloading of course) even the 2 jelly giants fall dead. Igoo takes a few rounds from Rambo as well, but the giant rock ape moves thru the firepower and then drives Rambo into the ground with his fist. Tundro charges at Doc Holliday but the gunfighter manages to put a perfectly placed .45 Long Colt in the mouth of The Herculoid that makes him curl over dead just like crocodile that Arnold shoots in Eraser. Doc turns to continue his B.A. stand but Dumbledore sends some magic thru the cowboy that turns him into cow pies. Gen. Grevious and his crew arrive at the beach where they find out that a few more of their teammates received orders similar to theirs. Norma Cenva and Karu-Sil, with her yellow energy dogs have rendezvoused their as well. Spider-Man and Harry Potter square off against Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow in the jungle, while Batman and Robin battle with the 2 remaining Herculoids. Optimus Prime blasts his way thru The Stay Puft Marshmallow Man on his way to square off against Skeletor. Gandalf the White sees that if the Betters are going to advance to The Universe Bowl than it will definitely be do to the feats of Hal Jordan. With this idea growing in his head Gandalf decides that he is going to give his White powers to the one true green lantern in hopes to create not just The White Lantern but a being able to possess all powers of the light spectrum as well as many many more. Gandalf looks like he is attacking his own teammate as he blasts Hal Jordan with every bit of his power and life force to allow his powers to be wielded thru their team’s ultimate fighting tool. Gandalf dies during this process but Hal Jordan’s power’s grow to an incalculable rate. Hal Jordan blasts thru the Migs of both Steven Hiller and Lazarus Long when he decides to do a scan of the area. Hal Jordan has all powers of the spectrum except one. Without Lar Fleeze being present he cannot gain control of the powers of the orange spectrum. “If only their was an orange lantern present” Hal says to his lightsaber wielding Indigo energy sidekick. “But there is, even if he doesn’t know it” the nameless aura replies. The rings then speak to Jordan and reveal that there is one present on his own team who in alternate realities has wielded such a power. Hal Jordan then flies over to his own teammate Lex Luthor and thru powers created by the Guardians causes the orange ring to duplicate even though it is not actually present. The ring instantly goes to Lex Luthor but Hal Jordan rips the ring from the body of Luthor unintentionally killing his own teammate but in the process giving himself the powers of the entire spectrum along with so many more. As General Grevious is barking orders at his teammates Aquaman decides to be proactive about the imminent attack. He and his 2 sidekicks leap out of the water along with some enormous sea creatures which act as a diversion as they land on top of their enemies. Aquaman can see that they are severely outnumbered, but at least he is in as close a proximity as possible to the sea. “Alright Atlanteans. If we are going t go down, then lets take as many of these guys out as possible before we do”! Aquaman says to Aqualad and Aquababy. Norma Cenva mind blocks Aquababy but is then killed by a wicked kick to the head from Aqualad. Aquaman uses the beaching of a whale to knock the massive Devastator off his balance and then rides a wave on top of the enormous Decepticon gestalt. Aqualad rushes over to help his boss, kicking over General Grevious in the process, but before Aqualad can even lend a hand, Aquaman has already delivered the proper hits to the neck and back of Devastator to single-handedly take out all 7 parts of his mammoth opponent. Aquaman and Aqualad finally rejoin forces and leap on top of Dante. The 2 Atlantean Champions use their combined strength and fighting prowess to evade the Cymek’s defenses and rip open his brain canister (using telepathy to locate it). They destroy Dante, but Tlaloc uses his artillery to finally end Aquaman’s reign of terror, and Gen. Grevious gets back at the young Aqualad by delivering a pair of lightsabers into his back. Batman jumps onto the back of Zok and yanks on his throat to direct him into a head on collision with his own teammate Igoo. Grayson manages to execute this move perfectly and jump off in the nick of time before the 2 Herculoids crash into each other. This proves fatal for both of them. Damien Wayne hits Benny in the dome with a birdarang and then moves toward Dora. The Map jumps in front of his beloved Dora once more, but this time Robin throws a flammable pellet at the Map which ends his direction giving days for good. Skeletor uses his dark magic to attack Optimus Prime, but Prime is able to fight thru the blasts and deliver a blast of his own from his new laser cannon to kill Skeletor. Spider-Man and Harry Potter have become buds in their 3 years together in the locker room which really helps their ability to work together as a pair. Storm Shadow and Snake Eyes are probably an even better team once they decide to put their skills together, but their power abilities just don’t add up to their opponents. Spider-Man is more than happy to do all the talking against the ever-silent Snake Eyes. His witty banter does not slow down for an instant as he dodges the katana attacks from Snake Eyes and then delivers a punch with the strength of ten tons behind it to the back of Snake Eyes’ head. Harry Potter has trouble aiming a spell at the ridiculously quick Storm Shadow, but once he finally hit him it makes short work of the white robed ninja. Dora calls what is left of her troops together to regroup in the city. Only Green Lantrn, Batman, & Robin remain for The Betters but Dora, Gen. Grevious, Karu-Sil, Optimus Prime, Spider-Man, Dumbledore, Harry Potter, & Tlaloc know that they should not take their opponents lightly especially Hal Jordan with all of the power he has acquired both before today and thru the course of this match. As their meeting begins they are immediately attacked by Batman and Robin. The 2 of them go in strong and move so quickly that no one on The Commandos can get a hold on them. They move against Optimus Prime by running up the side of him. The 2 of them hit the Autobot leader with every possible tool and weapon in their utility belt, perfectly aiming every toss and melee hit into a vulnerable area until the young Optimus falls from the brutal fast-paced attack. The caped crusaders fall to the ground along with Optimus and find themselves in a precarious position considering that they have used just about every tool they brought with them to take down Prime. The Commandos take advantage of this situation as Karu-Sil sicks her 2 energy dogs on Robin and Harry Potter and Dumbledore combine forces to take out Batman. The Commandos are not even gifted with one second of rest or preparation before Hal Jordan comes racing onto the scene. He instantly wipes out Karu-Sil, not even bothering to take her power ring like he had done to previous victims of the day..... He doesn’t need it. He then plows thru Tlaloc and his red energy aura as if he were made of styrofoam and protected by Jell-o. The Commandos attempt to get away and regroup in a clearing in the jungle. Dora and Grevious stand behind Harry Potter and Dumbledore who attempt to conjure up enough magic to at least slow down the power of Hal Jordan. The 2 wizards concentrate as hard as they ever have to put up an enormous wall of magic. Hal Jordan in an instant flies into space and then flies right back into the atmosphere to gain enough momentum for his final attack. Hal Jordan has every intention of keeping his promise and taking his team to The Universe Bowl as he unleashes a fury of power at the remaining Commandos. The nearby tress are mowed over like dominoes as Jordan races toward the magical force field. Green Lantern then unleashes every bit of his power and it starts immediately deteriorating the magical field. As Jordan gets closer Dumbledore keels over from exhaustion, dying from the intense stress but Harry manages to keep the magical field going just a little bit longer. As Hal Jordan is about to break thru Spider-Man allows The best Better Than All of Youer of all time to pass him by as the web-slinger leaps out of the tree he was hiding in to place a perfectly shot web around the neck of the exposed rear of Hal Jordan. This strangles the all-powerful lantern to death just before he breaks thru the magical force field being held up by the exhausted Potter. Dora hugs the leg of the frightened Grevious while Spider-Man lands next to his buddy Harry Potter. A delusional Harry looks at Spider-Man and says “What happened Pete”? “The Universe Bowl just happened buddy, and so did this fist bump”. The fist bump happens and.......
POP-SUPERSTAR HANNAH MONTANA & PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA’S “BEST OF BOTH WORLDS TOURING BATTALION OF COMMANDOS ARE VICTORIOUS AND ARE NATIONAL LEAGUE CHAMPIONS!