Season Three: Week Three: Consolation Match: Michael Vick's Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve vs Team Sleeping Pussy

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve are Brandon Inge (w/ Blue Lightsaber & Iron Man suit) & Charlie Brown.

Team Sleeping Pussy is Norman Rockwell (w/ a zapper) & Compy #50.

Brandon Inge: “What the S@#^ is going on? Why the hell are we on a moving semi-truck.”

Charlie Brown: “I’m not sure Mr. Inge, but I’m pretty sure that Norman Rockwell has sharpened down his paintbrush into a stake so I’d watch out for that.”

Brandon Inge: “Look Chuck, it’s great that you’re trying to help and all but instead of pointing out useless strategy to me, why don’t you try and kill that dinosaur.”

Charlie Brown looks up at Brandon with distain as he runs over to the Compy and tackles him off of the truck. This move naturally kills them both but he did manage to do what Inge wanted.

Brandon Inge: “Nice work Chuck, now come over here Rockwell and I’ll show you what a real Consolation star is made of.”

Rockwell runs over to Inge and immediately goes for the legs with a sweet sweep move that brings the third baseman to the ground. Inge looks startled but then fires up his Iron Man suit and blasts the painter right off the bus. Being the ever-arrogant fighter that he is though, he doesn’t just let Rockwell fall to his death. Instead, he flies over to him and brings him back up on the truck.

Brandon Inge: “I wasn’t going to let you off the hook that easy.”

Inge then proceeded to punish Rockwell with a barrage of hit s to the face. He then picked up his body and began to fly up in the air and smash him back down on the top of the truck. Just when Rockwell was about to breath his last breathe, Inge took out his light saber and plunged it into the chest of legendary artist. He then picked him up with the light saber still in his chest and whipped him off of the truck, an act that sliced his body in half, finally killing.

Brandon Inge: (Laughing like the maniac that he his) “I thought you were an artist Rockwell, let’s see if you can get anything out of this situation.”

Brandon Inge stood on top of the truck screaming like a mad man firing off energy blasts from his suit.

Team Sleeping Pussy: All Dead.

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve: Brandon Inge survived.

Michael Vick’s Bad Newz Kennelz of Lurve is Victorious!!!