Tuesday, March 29, 2011

week 5 Evil Midgets vs Taco Benders

Tijuana Taco Benders are: Riptide, Lavos, Danger Duck, Mint Berry Crunch, Mysterion, Kid Deadpool, Watchdog #1, Watchdog #2, The Thunderbolts: Songbird, Radioactive Man, Swordsman, Mister X, Headsman & Ghost, The Justice Force: Silver Sentry, Ananda, Metal Head, Chrysalis, Tsunami, Nobody, Raptarr, Nano, Green Mantle, & Boomerang, Ash w/Mandalorian Armor, Grottle, Wartortle, Infernape, Dialoga, Palkia, Rayquazza, Regirock, Empoleon, Prinplup, Piplup, Jiggly Puff, Wiggly Tuff, Mew Mewtoo, Diglett, and Blastoise, Halk Karr, Trygon, Omac, Neo-Cymek #18, & Cybertronian Guardian #8

Brotherhood of Evil Midget are: Katma Tui,Ch'p, Dr. Ub'x,Space Usagi,Air Zonk w/ Power Dump and Astra, Omega Supreme, Superboy, Salaak,Gwildore (riding in Skywarp),Adam Warlock, SkyWarp, Lar Fleeze,Ganthet (w/ a green lantern ring) & Sayd, Blue Lantern #1, Indigo Lantern #2, Green Lantern #3, Mighty Mousette (w/ a Star Sapphire ring),Tri-Eye, and Bleez



The Taco Benders are transported into uncharted space where almost immediatley the entire team except for Ash and his Pokemon(who are safely residing in their pokeballs), Halk Karr, OMAC, Neo-Cymek 18, and the Cybertronian Gaurdian implode due to not being properly outiftted for being in space.

"Man, who woulda thought that Mandalorian armor was tough enough to survive this far out in space." Ash exclaims.

"Well, this short match would be even shorter if it wasn't so let's get this over with." Halk Karr says "We're severley outnumbered but we should be ok as long as..."

Karr is cut off by Superboy, flying right through Karr's midsection, ripping him in half.

"S***" said the Cybertronian Gaurdain "Where the fu..." but his profane question is interrupted by the Midgets green lantern corp lighting him up like a firecracker on the fourth of July.

"Gotta catch em all!!" scream Larafleeze as he kicks Ash right in the balls, causing him to lose his pokeballs (the ones with his pokemon, not his testicles). Before his eyes finish welling up with tears, he's put out of his misery by Space Usagi, who cuts his head clean off.

"Wait, these are just balls. This is stupid. This is all stupid" screams LarFleeze who throws them into the burning red plasma fire of Bleeze, boiling alive the creatures still inside.

"Nok" went Indigo Lantern #2 who channeled the power of willpower from the nearby Green Lanterns to hold the Neo-Cymek still while Omega Supreme smashed it's face in.

"Now, let's show this One Man Army Corps why it's better to have more than one guy at your back" says Ch'p and, just like the Cybertronian Gaurdian, OMAC is nothing more than ashes.


Taco Benders: All dead.

Brotherhood of Evil Midgets: All survive.


THE BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MIDGETS IS VICTORIOUS!!!!! FLAWLESS VICTORY!

2 comments:

Solobeck said...

Precise and nice. . .
-B2

Archr5 said...

I think being flown through at a high rate of speed has gotta be the #1 cause of death in Fantasy Fantasy.

Good Match!