Monday, May 14, 2012

TEAM Vs. Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies

TEAM is (Justice Legion Alpha) Aquaman, Phibian #1-10, Sharkticon #47-50, Baracuda, Aqua-Mariner, James Pond, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, and Cock Sneak Goomba #1-6.

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies are Aang, Appa, Katara, Navy SEAL #28-32, Lochness Monster, Opee Sea Killer #1-7, The Shark, and Lakitu.


Both teams are dropped in to Lochness Lake in Scotland...

Aquaman and Aqua-Mariner use their telepathic linking abilities to control sea creatures, and take control of The Lochness Monster The Shark, and The seven Opee Sea Killers. The TEAMmates then turn the Murderflies sea creatures against the Navy SEALS, who unfortunately do not last long against their own giant companions. The creatures move towards the rest of the team next. The Cock Sneak Goombas cock sneak their way down to the bottom of Lochness Lake, where they drown in their sneakers. James Pond aims his pistol at Lakitu and knocks him off of his cloud. Aquaman, Barracuda, and Aqua-Mariner each take three of the Phibians with them to move towards Aang, Appa, and Katara (Phibian #4 accidentally got to close to The Shark). While this is going on, Aquaman and Aquamariner make sure that The Murderflies sea creatures have turned towards each other. As the TEAMmates part paths Barracuda laughs under his breath and gives a mean fist pump to his homeboy Phibian #6 after he “accidentally” sends the sparkly faced Edward and Bella in to the path of the big goober fish. Aang, Appa, and Katara despite being both outnumbered and slightly outgunned considering the setting manage to each take out a Phibian #1, 5, and 10 with their sick water bending skills before they are killed by Aquaman, Barracuda, and Aqua-Mariner. Despite the orders given by Aquaman to stay away from the large creatures of the other team, and let them take care of themselves; the four Sharkticons insist on joining the fight. This causes Sharkticon #48 and 50 to join the Opee Sea Killers in death at the hands of Nessie and The Shark. This opens up the best skirmish of the match as The Shark and Nessie square off. Nessie has home field advantage but The Shark makes up for it with its enormous size; and manages to bite through the thin neck of The Lochness Monster. Aquaman, then leads Phibian #2-3, 6-9, Sharkticon #47 and 50, Baracuda, Aqua-Mariner, and James Pond against The Shark (who is being calmed down a bit by the telepathic powers of his opponents... (cheaters)). The Shark is defeated, but Phibian #3 and 7 are killed in the melee.
TEAM IS VICTORIOUS!!

9 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

Murderflies: All dead

TEAM: (Justice Legion Alpha) Aquaman, Phibian #2, 6, 8, and 9, Sharkticon #47 and 49, Baracuda, Aqua-Mariner, and James Pond survive.

Josh the Commish said...

@ Mike: Sorry to punk your team a bit in this match. It was a great water team, and I have gotten plenty of crap about my "Aquaman controls the other team" matches in the past; but I've got to call em like I see em. Good luck next week, the play-offs should still be in your future.

Not Aquaman said...

I guess you like re-runs then.

Josh the Commish said...

I guess I do like re-runs. The good ideas never get old.

NFG Mike said...

Makes sense to me. Plus Aquaman only gets one or two matches a year to shine, if that. Give him his due.

Ryan said...

Charlie Lynn got the Trident.

Josh the Commish said...

Congrats on your first weapon Charlie, and your new little sister!!

Josh the Commish said...

Thanks for the vote of confidence NFG.

Ryan said...

@Ed: Allison Lynn will be available for for your roster in Season 8.