TEAM Vs. Dope Fiends

Season 6: Week 9

TEAM Vs. Griffin's High Mantenance Dope Fiends and Destroyers.

TEAM is: Green Lantern Batman, Justice Legion Alpha Batman.

The Dope Fiends are: The Predator Crew(Dutch Schaeffer, George Dillon, Mac Elliot, Billy Sole, Blain Cooper, Poncho Ramirez, Rick Hawkins.

The Predator crew cautiously searches Arkham Asylum for their targets. They arrive in the artium, and find Justice Legion Alpha Batman waiting for them. "AAAARRRGHHHH AHHHHGRRAAAAHH!!!" yells Dutch Schaeffer. A confused JLA Batman cocks his head to the side. "Sorry, he's hard to understand at first. He asked about the location of your partner." explains George Dillon. An enlightened Batman nods. "I gave him the night off." replies Batman. Connor and Hawkins laugh, then open fire with "Ol Painless" and a heavy machine gun. Hundreds of bullets rip through the holographic avatar of JLA Batman. Billy turns as Batman from the far future turns off his suit's stealth camoflage. Billy throws his knife, but Batman catches it and slits Billy's throat. Batman eviserates Hawkins, following with a sweep to Cooper's legs. Blain Cooper falls, and the errant bullets from the minigun cut Poncho and Mac Elliot in half. Cooper is ended by Billy's blade buried in his forehead while still on the ground. Dutch squares off with JLA Batman as Dillon attempts to grab Batman from behind. Dillon is dropped by a liver exploding mule kick. Dutch closes the gap and begins pounding Batman with left and right hooks. JLA Batman rolls with the punches and regains his composure. He intercepts the next punch and breaks Dutch's arm. He remains in contol of the limb and spin Schaeffer into the tiled wall face first. JLA finally ends Dutch with an elbow strike to the head, crushing it against the wall. Batman cracks his knuckles as he surveys the damage. "They wouldn't last two seconds on Pluto." he comments to himself.

Across town, Green Lantern Batman kneels in Crime Alley, placing a rose on the concrete. "Happy Mother's Day."