Season 8: Week 2: The Empire vs Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse

The Empire is Paddle (Immell #4) w/Green Light Saber, Bill O’Reilly w/Zapper & Proton Pack, Bill Kelly:Dark Jedi Master w/Blue Light Saber, Energy Bow and Arrow & Plumb Hammer, Eugene “Butch” Aaron Griswold w/Trusty Estwing Hammer, Chris Benoit w/Bottle of Xanax, Mike Huckabee w/Green Lantern Ring, Catarine Towani w/Pokeball (Jiggly Puff), Jeremitt Towani w/Laser Sword, Mace Towani w/Laser Gun, Cindel Towani w/Star Wand, Sorceress of Castle Greyskull w/Indigo Lantern Ring, Hordak w/Yellow Lantern Ring, Justice Force: Metal Head w/2 Green Light Sabers, Shinning Force: Mayonais w/Atlas, Shinning Force: Ryan w/Halberd, Shinning Force: Thor w/Heat Axe, Cordelia Chase, El Blanco, Magius, Nightbrother #8, Army Soldier #141, Snow Trooper #18-24 & Pirate’s #9 and 10.

Beckerman Presents: The Mickey Mouse Grindhouse is Minnie Mouse w/Star Wand, Leon Kennedy, Slimer, Super Dinosaur, Destro w/Red Lantern Ring, White Suit Darth Vader, Golden Army #41-45, Jake and the Neverland Pirates (Jake, Cubby, Izzy and Scully), Merlin, Widget the World Watcher, Grand Wizard Nick Houslander w/Golem creating gun and flesh eating disease gun from the 6^th Gun and Moritani Soldiers #2-11.

Have you ever had an itch…an itch you could not scratch?

(The forest is completely engulfed in flames)

A feeling that lingered in the back of your mind, one that would never leave you alone.

A simple thought that kept you up at night, reminding you of your past…a past you cannot escape, regardless of the years.

(A dark figure walks through the flames, covered in soot and ash, ignoring the corpses littering the forest floor)

You scratch all you want, searching for a way to quell the annoyance, yet still, the itch remains.

The itch is then ignored, almost forgotten, but every time you close in on peace, there it is again; never actually going away.

(Grindhouse and Empire members alike comprise the charred landscape, the caped figure in grey glides through the once majestic forest as if he is right at home)

Until one day, you remember not where the itch is, but why the itch is there to begin with.

So instead of trying to ignore the itch, you embrace it. Allowing it back in. Letting it take over. Turning that annoyance into comfort, the comfort of knowing, once and for all, who you really were all along.

(Flashes of Golden Army Soldiers ripping apart the Shinning Force members, Merlin eviscerating both Eternian’s and Super Dinosaur blowing the Towani family to pieces ripple throughout the recent consciousness of the forest’s memory)

Embracing that inner itch brings back memories that were once forgotten, actions that you told yourself were among the biggest regrets’ of your life.

(The Empire’s Hammer brothers tear the Neverland Pirates apart, only to see themselves being blown to red mist by an arm’s dealer with endless means. A former Wrestler and a News anchor crushing a mouse and a ghoul, while a Grand Wizard turns the metal hair of an opponent into a meat grinder that shreds the flesh of a beautiful woman and a wise mage)

The inner turmoil initially returns and reminds you of why the itch appeared in the first place. The struggle that has kept you on the ‘right’ path seems worthy at first, then after a moment, you come to realize that all it have ever done, is keep you from being the person you were always born to be.

(Golden Army soldiers run through the Wrestler and the Anchor along with the Nightbrother, as the Politian and the Clone blast apart the shape shifter and the officer. All the while, the Grand Wizard and the Arthurian legend set the forest ablaze, taking with it everyone but two Golden soldiers, the man with means and a hand full of Holtzman shield carrying men.)

So when the inner fight concludes, leaving you victorious, you finally find the peace you have been searching for ever since you started. Transforming you into something pure, something that can never be defeated.

(The grey soot covered figure comes upon the last living member of the Empire, stopping just before him, without laying a finger on him)

Mike Huckabee: (Coughing with severely labored breathing) But I thought (cough) you were good (cough).

(As Vader chokes the governor without needing to lift a finger, he turns to the remaining living members of his team)

Good is only but a label. Pure is a state of mind.