Sunday, April 12, 2015

Brock Sampson's Fighting Murderflies Vs. John and Vader's House of Sith Aids

Brock Sampson’s Fighting Murderflies are Sly Rax in Sea Attack, Navy SEAL Chief #10, Navy SEAL #28-32, Al Qaeda #1-15, Jawa #4, and Mars Attack Martian #10, The Murderflies are appropriately crammed into a Swift Boat and an Amphibious ATV.

John and Vader’s House of Sith Aids are Poseidon, Shark w/ Freakin Laser Beams #1-3, Opee Sea Killer #9-10, Sharkticon #13-20, Navy Sailor #57, Compy #36, and Gondor Soldier #6 on an Amphibious ATV.


Sly Rax knows that he is going to have to take out the Sharktions early and often as he is thrown into this match. His squad, hanging off of a pair of overloaded vehicles are fighting amongst themselves as Navy men throw radical Islamists off the side to keep laser guided sharks and Opee Sea Killers at bay (pardon the pun). The Martian is able to knock The Gondor Soldier and the Compy off of the Navy Sailer’s ATV just so they can join him in fish dinner death while Poseidon bides just a few short minutes of time….

WAIT….

Hang on a second…

You guys all read the two line-ups, right??

Oh, you didn’t.

You just skimmed em huh??

Well, I’m not going to judge, I’ve been guilty of that myself from time to time.

Okay, well; go back and read the squads… No really it’s fine go back and read them.

I’ll wait…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….


Okay, so you read them. So……. You know what’s coming right??

So we don’t really need to bother with this whole thing.

Good.

That’s probably for the best.

We could both use the spare time.

Especially since we both know that…………

7 comments:

Josh the Commish said...

JOHN AND VADER'S HOUSE OF SITH AIDS ARE VICTORIOUS!!

Murderflies: All dead.

Sith Aids: Poseidon, Shark w/ Freakin Laser Beams #1-3, Opee Sea Killer #9-10, Sharkticon #16-20, and Navy Sailor #57 survive.

Josh the Commish said...

P.S. The Murderflies extra commons (Xenomorph #61-70), who were some of the squads better fighters very competently ripped apart the extra commons of The Sith Aids (Kree Soldier #28-37), right before Poseidon went all Greek god on them.

Lickolas said...

No way, Mike`s squad was soooo good. They totally would have killed Shark w/ Freakin Laser Beams #3.

Artifact said...

Dammmmmmiiitt! At the start of the season I flew to Vegas and dropped a hundred bucks on the murderflies to win the Universe Bowl. I knew it was a dumb bet at the time but the odds were 2000-1. It was so tempting!

David Parks said...

No love for V.E.N.O.M.? Sly Rax is, without a doubt, my all-time favorite villain. It's an outrage to see him treated like a C-list character from a C-list cartoon.

David Parks said...
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Josh the Commish said...

You are totes right Dave. He is at the very least a B list character from a C list cartoon.