Season 8: Week 7: Layanderletson's -vs- Team Sleeping Pussy

Layanderletson’s Super Orange Kitties and Cats Living Together to Make a New Family are Kingdom Come Aquaman, Seaworm #7 & 8, Sharkticon #22, #25 – 30, Ice Bros. #7 – 10, Vampire Cat #1, Brachiosaurus #10, N.S.-5 #35 & 36, Jedi Master #1C, Captain Malcolm Ocean (Immell #12), Magwai #2, Little Goomba #64, Treasure Troll #17, Smurf #7 & Arachnid #11-20.

Sleeping Pussies are Skrull’s #29-36 and #43-50, Navy #16-19, Compsognathus # 54-58, Xenomorph #31-33, David Bowman: The Starchild, Jedi Knight’s #28A & 29A, Silver Dragon #15 and Arachnid #44-50.

I am having fun with this one guys. I will be posting a cast list below of all of the people’s names that you will need to know. This will be goofy as hell and probably not make much sense.

Skrull #43: Caroline

Skrull #44: Ashley

Skrull #45: Paige

Skrull #46: Ella

Jedi Master #1C: Gary

Navy #16: Connor

Navy #17: Aidan

Captain Malcolm Ocean: Mal

Aquaman: Garth

Navy #18: Fitz

Previously on FFL:

Connor: You need to watch yourself Ella, Malcolm is on to you girls.

Ella: We can handle ourselves.

(Cut to a different scene)

Malcolm: So you girls all just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time for the fifth time this month, very interesting.

Aidan: What are you implying Captain Ocean?

Malcolm: It’s just interesting how many times this can happen before the people in this town start to turn gossip into fact.

(Cut to a different scene)

Paige: I told you not to go there by yourself Ashley but of course you couldn’t listen to any of us.

Ashley: I’m not going to let Aidan go down for something he didn’t do.

Caroline: Oh so it’s okay for us to go down for something we didn’t do either?

(Cut Scene)

Fitz: If you think you can control everything down there you are seriously underestimating what is going on.

Garth: Don’t you ever worry about me Fitz; I always end up on top.

(Cut Scene)

Gary: Where are the girls?

Connor: What do you mean, I thought they were with you?

Gary: No, I got a message that said they were with you.

Connor: That makes no sense because I got the same exact message that said they were with you.

(Cut Scene)

Mal: What do you mean everything is under control? What about this thing everyone is calling B?

Garth: Let’s just say, the girls are exactly where I want them. As for B, I wouldn’t worry too much about him. Wherever he or it is, they will never know what hit them.

(Shot of a barely lit room with four bodies lying on the ground)

(All of a sudden a loud siren goes off and the four previously lifeless bodies start to move and look at each other)

Ashley: STOP THAT!

(Suddenly the siren stops)

Emma: Wow, I didn’t think that would actually work. I WANT A BAGEL AND A LOW FAT LATTE.

The girls all look at Ella.

Ella: What? It was worth a try.

Ashley: Okay, where the hell are we.

Paige: It is freezing in here wherever we are.

Ella: How did we get here anyways?

Ashley: All I know is that when we get out of here, I am seriously going to trash this place on Yelp.

Caroline: Would you all shut up for a minute? Just give me a minute to think?

The girls all look at Caroline, they are frightened and freezing. Caroline walks around the room, feeling the walls, looking for an exit but is unsuccessful. Finally, she finds a tiny hole on the bottom portion of one of the walls. All four girls go over to the hole and start pushing on it. Ashley takes out her cell phone and starts hitting the hole with the phone. The hole finally starts to budge when they all realize that water is starting to come through.

Paige: Water? Where is that coming from?

Ashley: The wall, dummy.

Paige gives Ashley a look back that presumes she dislikes Ashley’s comment.

Emma: Maybe there is a pipe connected to it? Maybe like a hamster’s cage?

Ashley: Oh hell no, I’m not being somebody’s pet.

Caroline is looking at the hole with an ever more serious look on her face.

Paige: Car, what is it? I hate when you have that look on your face.

Caroline: That isn’t a pipe that is connected to that hole. That hole is going directly outside of this cage.

Emma: Meaning what?

Caroline: Meaning that directly outside of this cage is nothing but water.

Ashley: Are you saying we are underwater?

Caroline: I’m saying that I hope you girls brought your bathing suits, because this is going to one wet rescue mission.

(Cut Scene)

Aidan: So nobody knows where the girls are?

Connor: Nobody.

Fitz: How could you let this happen Connor?

Connor: Let? You think this is my fault? Where were you last night Fitz? I don’t seem to remember seeing you last night either. Or were you too busy hanging out with your buddy Malcolm again?

Aidan: You guys, we have to stick together on this if we are going to find the girls. Now have any of you talked to Gary today?

Connor: I talked to him last night but have not since then.

Fitz: Connor, call him now. We need to know if he has found anything out.

Aidan: You don’t think B has something to do with this do you?

Fitz: Doubtful, it just wouldn’t make sense. Though I suppose I wouldn’t put it past him.

Connor: (Puts phone down) Straight to Voicemail. No way this is B. This has Malcolm and Garth written all over this.

Fitz: No way Malcolm had something to do with this.

Connor: So surprising you have that opinion Fitzy. What’s next? Garth doesn’t get off controlling everything down there.

Aidan: You guys, stop it! All I care about is getting those girls back here in one piece and I sure as hell know that you guys fighting with each other will not bring them back.

Connor: Fine. I will go out and try to find Gary.

Aidan: I will go to Caroline’s place and try to see if she left anything suspicious behind and Fitz, go to Malcolm and try to get some information out of him. If you two are really that cozy and he isn’t as bad of a guy as we think he is, maybe you can find something.

Fitz: Okay, I will head over there now.

Aidan: Look you guys, we will find them; we have to.

(Cut Scene)

Room fills with more water.

Ashley: Caroline, how are we going to get out of here.

Caroline: Why are you all looking at me? Do I look like Aquaman?

(Cut Scene)

Fitz walks into Malcolm’s office.

Mal: Fitzy, what brings you to these parts?

Fitz: The girls are missing Mal and we got nothing to go from.

Mal: And you thought I would know exactly where they are, why?

Fitz: Cause behind that hard exterior I actually believe there is a good guy behind it.

Mal: (Laughs) Your faith in people will never stop surprising me Fitz. Why do you even care about those girls anyway? Or should I say, why do you care about Emma so much?

Fitz: (Screaming) Tell me where they are.

Mal: (Pulls out a gun) Get back Fitz, don’t make me put you underwater too.

Fitz: You bastard Mal. You sick…

Mal: Save it for someone who pretends to care Fitz. Now get the hell out of my office. Maybe if you’re fast enough you will get there in time to see your dear Emma take her last breathe.

Fitz runs out of the office out into the street. As he is running across the street, he sees Garth walking into Malcolm’s office. Fitz grabs his phone and immediately calls Aidan.

Aidan: Fitz, you find something out.

Fitz: The girls are underwater, Malcolm is behind it.

Aidan: I knew it!

Fitz: That’s not all though.

Aidan: What, what else Fitz?

Fitz: Garth is with him as well.

Aidan: The girls are under water, of course Garth is behind it.

Fitz: I know, which means, the girls might already be…

Aidan: Dead.

(Cut Scene)

Connor quickly answers his phone as Gary has finally called him back.

Connor: Where the hell have you been Gary? I have been trying to call you all day.

Gary: I know, I’m sorry. My whole team has been watching me like a hawk.

Connor: Well do you have something or not?

Gary: Just meet me by the lake as soon as you can get here. I found the girls. I just hope it’s not too late to save them.

Connor: I’m heading right over.

Connor calls up Aidan and Fitz to let them know what is going on.

(Cut Scene)

Connor, Aidan, Fitz and Gary are at the lake, deciding whether or not they should go underwater. As they are getting ready to go in, Malcolm and Garth show up.

Garth: Welcome boys. Here to save your delicate flowers from the abyss.

Connor: You went too far this time Garth. Those girls did nothing to you.

Fitz: I should have listened to Aidan and Connor about you Mal. You’ve never been a friend to me through any of this have you?

Mal: So sensitive we all are. Is that Gary I see? Well well, I guess team loyalty isn’t what it used to be. Still pining over Paige are you Gary?

Gary: Screw you Mal. You’re the last person who should be exposing upon the subject of loyalty. Always out for number one aren’t you?

Aidan: We just want the girls you guys, please let us save them.

Garth: Do you see us trying to stop you guys from going down there? Take your best-shot boys. Though I must warn you, there has been a battle raging for sometime down there and I suspect the girls might already be collateral damage.

Connor: If they are dead nothing will stop me from coming back and killing the both of you.

Mal: Run along boys, save the girls if you can.

Garth: Oh and good luck Gary. We will deal with you later.

Connor, Aidan, Gary and Fitz all go into the water and sure enough, a battle rages on from which there are already heavy casualties. Only one Xenomorph can be seen in an array of corpses that litter the bottom floor of the cavernous lake. In fact, it appears that every one of the Pussy members is dead other then the one Xenomorph, the Jedi Knights and the boys. A hand full of Sharkticon bodies are lifeless on the lake floor and it does appear that many small members of the Kitties are dead as well, along with both N.S.-5 robots and the Arachnid’s from both sides.

It is also very apparent that both Seaworm’s are still alive, both of them circling around a small area at the bottom of the lake floor.

Connor: Look at the Seaworm’s. They won’t leave that one spot.

Gary: That has to be where they are.

Aidan: But how are we going to get past them?

Gary: Let me and your Jedi’s handle this.

Gary and the two Jedi Knights both use the force to cause multiple distractions that make the Seaworm's leave the area they were circling. Connor, Aidan and Fitz then swim down to the bottom, which does involve fighting off the Ice Bros. and the remaining Sharkticons. Luckily for them Xenomorph #31 was there to help them as it was able to take out the Ice Bros. along with Skrull’s #47-50, who had transformed themselves as prehistoric Megalodon’s. The fight is fierce and though Skrull #47 & 50 were killed in the melee, the Pussy’s came out on top.

Meanwhile in the cage with the girls.

Paige: This is it girls, I hope all of those swimming lessons our parents made us take when we were kids are going to pay off.

Ashley: Easy for you Paige, not all of us went State in swimming.

Emma: Stop talking and just concentrate. Every breath counts.

Caroline: On three we go under. One.

Paige: Two.

Emma: Three.

All four girls take deep breathes as the cage fills completely up with water. They all look at each other hoping against hope that somebody is coming to save there pretty little selves.

On the surface Garth and Malcolm watch as Silver Dragon #15 pelts Brachiosaurus #10 with frozen gas, which eventually kills the dinosaur. Garth for the first time all episode…err…I mean match gets mad as he blasts the Silver Dragon out of the air with his force blasts, sending the dead body of the dragon into the lake.

Mal: Great shot Garth. Don’t you think it’s time for us to finish this?

Garth: You mean it’s time for me to finish this. Come tag along if you want, it should be quite a show.

Garth and Malcolm go into the lake and see the destruction caused by the Megladon’s. Garth then commands the Seaworm’s to attack the remaining skrulls and the Xenomorph, which they easily do. The Jedi Knight’s and Gary both go after Garth and Mal, which is naturally a bad idea as Garth easily takes them out with his superior skills in the water. Though before he kills his own teammate, he uncovers the secret layer from which he has been hiding the girls.

Connor, Fitz and Aidan immediately go down towards the girls but just as the girls see the boys coming for them, Paige makes eye contact with Gary, just as Garth snaps his neck. Paige’s screams, therefore letting out all of her remaining air, sending her down to the lake floor. The boys are swimming as fast as they can but it doesn’t seem like they are going to make it in time.

Garth floats in the middle of the lake with a smile on his face as he watches the three boys swim towards the four girls. He knows that it is a fruitless venture and that the girls will already be dead by the time the boys get to them.

Connor is the first there as he grabs Ashley’s lifeless body. Fitz first sees Paige and then Emma, both who are non-responsive as well. Aidan gets to Caroline just as the life leaves her eyes, making eye contact for the last time. Connor, Aidan and Fitz, now all enraged look down at the girls one last time, contemplating whether they should even attempt to bring their bodies up to the surface.

Their decision time is cut short when they realize both Seaworm’s are coming right at them, only moments away from impact. They all look at each other and grab the girls tight as a bright light engulfs the entire sea floor and in an instant, all of the water is gone.

Both Seaworm’s lose their balance and crash into each other, burying their faces deep into the moist ground from which they will never move from again. Malcolm, who had been staying close to Garth falls several hundred feet down to the ground, which naturally ends his life.

Connor: Quick, there is still time to save them.

Connor, Aidan and Fitz all proceed to give life support to the four girls. Fitz tries Paige first but as she has been out of it for the longest amount of time, knows she has been lost for good. At this point Fitz is trying to save Emma, Aidan is attending to Caroline and Connor is desperately trying to bring Ashley back to life.

Garth who has also fallen to the sea floor looks up at the far away sky and screams, “B, I know this is you. Show yourself you coward.”

B: Coward is an interesting term to use to describe me when it was you who trapped four innocent girls in an underwater death chamber.

Garth shoots out blasts of energy in all directions to no avail. B still does not show himself so Garth decides to join his opponents in one last fight.

Garth: I guess I will just have to finish this off the old fashioned way then. Gruesome, bloody and up close.

Garth clasps his hands together, getting ready to kill the final six Pussy members when he is suddenly unable to control his own body. His immobile body is then brought far up into the sky away from the former lake until he can no longer see the ground.

Garth: Still you won’t show yourself B. A coward till the end.

B then appears in front of Garth for only a moment.

B: Is this satisfactory enough of an image for you?

Garth tries to spit in B’s eye but before he can muster the saliva he his completely eviscerated from the inside out.

B disappears once again, but as soon as he does, all three girls come back to life to the joy and surprise of their respective men. All three couples embrace and kiss, never wanting to ever let go of their partners again.