Tuesday, May 10, 2016

S9W8: Empire vs. Midgets

The Empire is:
Trigon
Victory Leo and Star Saber (forms Victory Saber)
Colossus
Lord Chaos
Black Zero
Vladimir Putin with Yellow Lantern Ring
 Michonne with Purple Light Saber
 Buzz Lightyear with Green Light Saber

Vehicle: NASA X-43 HYPER X

The Midgets are:
-Twincast w/ Frenzy, Ravage, Laserbeak, Buzzsaw, Ratbat, Overkill, Slugfest, Squawktalk, Beastbox, Enemy, Wingthing, Flip Sides, Sundor, Garboid, Howlback, Glit, Nightstalker, Playback, Rosanna, Stripes, and Autobot Cassette #1-3.
-Mr. Mizpitelik (earth 3)
-Deadpool
-Omega Supreme
-Red Robin (w/ Tron suit and Light disc), Duncan Idaho (Kid version), Blue Toad, Rumble, and Bill Murray (w/ a red lightsaber) in The T-Ship
-Ratts Tyrelle in a Vought Sikorsky VS-300

FFL Location Evaluation: Kepler 438b.
Report by: NuFaGtu.

Sun: Red Dwarf.
Planet Surface: Rocky.
Atmosphere: None.
Water: None.
Flora: None.
Fauna: None.
Ambient Radiation: Extremely High.
Notes for the Commissioner: For the love of all that's holy, DO NOT hold a match here! The radiation is not suitable for ANY living thing. Be it man, beast, robot, or even a robot beast, all will die a painful meaningless death!!! Moreso than usual!!! Also, this location may fool people into thinking this is a space battle, eventhough it is not. Make sure you say this SPECIFICALLY in the description of the battlefield, or else some may become confused and submit illegal line-ups! Personally, I would avoid the whole matter entirely by finding a more suitable place to fight. I hear Endor is nice this time of year. Finally, there seems to be a slight variance in time perception here on Kepler 438b. I have filed this report on Sunday, but I fear you may not receive it until a later date. At best, you may get it on Tuesday, but it could theoretically take much longer. I hope that is not the case.

Final verdict: Kepler 438 is rejected for consideration as a battlefield.

Signed, FFL Advance Man NuFaGtu.

3 comments:

NFG Mike said...

The Empire is triumphant as Trigon is the sole survivor!

Midgets: All dead

Artifact said...

The planet is rocky. unlike the commish who is full of hot gas!

HEY-OOO!

Josh the Commish said...

This match clinches the best record in all of Fantasy Fantasy for The Slaves.