Team Sleeping Pussy Vs. Griswold's Nut-busters

Team Sleeping Pussy is Gentleman Ghost, Alexander Luthor, and Electra.

Griswold's Nut-busters are Gambit (w/ Magnoguard Electrostaff), (Age of Apocalypse) Nightcrawler, Kanye West, Roper, and Jinx (w/ a star sapphire ring and Stark Rescue Armor).


As the two teams size each other up and prepare to do battle within the confines of the porch at Josh's house, Gambit asks The Team Sleeping Pussy squad if they may have a moment to sort out some team business. Gentlemen Ghost of course gladly permits this strange request, while Alexander and Electra both begrudgingly agree as well. With this battle reprieve established, Gambit nods to his teammates and says: “Okay guys, go ahead and do it”.

Roper then hits Kanye in the back of the head with his nunchuks knocking the Kardashian relative out cold. Nightcrawler then grabs him, teleports into mid-air outside over the lava, drops him, and teleports back. Jinx sighs in relief and mutters: “finally” under her breath. While Gambit speaks to the Sleeping Pussies: “Thanks fellas, we just couldn't stand that guy anymore. He had to go”.

Alexander Luthor in a rare moment of candor, cracks a smile and says: “Yeah, I've seen him on T.V., I'm not sure how you guys didn't do it sooner”.

“Now shall we begin” asks Gentleman Ghost.

“Let's do this” proclaims Jinx and Gambit simultaneously...

Alexander Luthor begins by flipping over the glass table, in an attempt to create a miniature diversion and gain the upper hand; but it fails to work on Gambit, who spins into action and uses his magnoguard electrostaff to stun Luthor before he unleashes a wad of energy charged playing cards into the chest of Luthor to take him out.

Gentleman Ghost and Nightcrawler bounce and float around the confined area for quite a while, with neither of them gaining the upper hand, when Nightcrawler finally takes control of the situation. He Bamfs in around the ghost upwards of a dozen times, getting closer and closer with each teleport. Through his advanced power usage, born of his tumultuous upbringing in his Apocalypse-run home dimension, Nightcrawler is able to gain contact with the floating apparition through the sulfur-smelling teleport dust created by his teleporting. Nightcrawler is then able to take Gentlemen Ghost with him in one his bamfing teleport sessions, which allows him to simply leave the ghost in-between dimensions forever.

Despite being outnumbered, Electra is more than a match in the melee battle between her and both Roper and Jinx; despite Jinx having the aid of both a star sapphire ring and Pepper Potts old Stark rescue armor. Jinx ties up Roper's nunchuks with one of her sais, while throwing the other one into the neck of Jinx's suit, knocking the G.I. Joe ninja to the ground. Electra then spin kicks the much larger Roper right through the already hole riddled screen (crap, now squirrels are really going to get in) and sends him into the lava. Electra then turns to finish the battle, but as she does she is met by a double blast from both the star sapphire ring of Jinx and from the remainder of Gambit's deck of cards, sending her into the lava as well.