Sunday, May 5, 2019

Super Kitties VS. John and Vader's House of Sith AIDS

Super Kitties: Supergirl, Darth Traya w/ Red Lantern Ring, The Red Hood, Starfire, Arsenal, blackfire, Mystique, green Arrow, Black Canary, Spider-man, Black Widow, Hawkeye, Sonic, Tails, Sub-Zero, Iron Giant and Gold Dragon #1

John and Vader’s House of Sith AIDS: The Fallen, Jet Jaguar, Ultraman, Darth Vader w/ Red Lantern RIng, Darth Bane, Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka Tano, 501st Stormtrooper Division, White Suit Anakin, Stormtrooper #1-50, The Rancor, Snarl, and Death Troopers #1-5

The Super Kitties and John and Vader’s House of Sith AIDS enter the streets of Metropolis precisely at midnight; facing across from one another. The streets clear out after the rumblings of multiple giants walk the streets. They commence their battle. The Fallen leans over to Darth Vader and says “take dat fox looking thing with two tails out.” Vader grunts and moves his hand up. Before Tails has a chance to react, he is force choked to death. This brings sonic into a fit of rage. Spider-Man then shoots a web at the calf of Ultraman and then gives the web to Sonic as he then runs around Ultraman at 3000 Miles per hour and brings him down like an AT-AT. Once Ultraman falls he is then killed by a flurry of energy beams from Starfire and Blackfire. Sonic, still enraged, kills Stormtroopers #1-15 but then falls to the same fate that his friend Tails fell to from Vader.

Black Canary, Green Arrow, Black Widow and Hawkeye see an army of Stormtroopers and Death Troopers in front of them and decide to use their tactical fighting abilities and killing prowess to take out Stormtroopers #16-50 and Death Troopers #1-5 out, but not without losing one of their own. Black Widow sacrifices herself in a very Boromiresque fashion to save Hawkeye from multiple blaster shots.

Supergirl is flying through Metropolis and sees the Rancor terrorizing some of the citizens of the city. She cuts through the Rancor with her heat vision like a knife through butter. She then uses her freeze breath with the help of Sub-Zero to freeze Jet Jaguar into a popsicle. Hawkeye and Green Arrow then both shoot multiple explosive arrows at Jet Jaguar blowing the giant robot into a million different pieces.

Iron Giant and The Fallen then begin to battle causing extensive damage to the many skyscrapers in Metropolis. Iron Giant puts up a good fight, but eventually The Fallen is just too powerful for him and is eventually ripped in half and thrown into Hobb’s River. Supergirl then comes to try and avenge Iron Giant, but she is slapped by The Fallen causing her to fly through one and a half buildings. This only makes her angry as she flies right through The Fallen’s mechanical torso and then rips The Fallen in half to make sure that she gives exact revenge for the Iron Giant.

Anakin, Ahsoka Tano and White Suit Anakin then go on a tear, killing Red Hood, Arsenal and Mystique with ease using their previous chemistry and light side force abilities. Gold Dragon #1 then comes from behind and burns Ahsoka Tano to a crisp. This then causes Anakin to go into a full offensive rage induced attack on the Gold Dragon, Slicing the head off the dragon in one fell swoop. Darth Traya then comes and shoots an energy blast from her Red Lantern ring killing Anakin as he was too enraged too notice that Darth Traya was approaching him.

The Super Kitties have Supergirl, Darth Traya, Starfire, Blackfire, Green Arrow, Black Canary, Spider-Man, Sub-Zero and Hawkeye left standing. While the Sith AIDS have Darth Vader, Darth Bane, White Suit Anakin and the 501st Stormtrooper Division left alive. Green Arrow, Black Canary, Spider-Man, Sub-Zero and Hawkeye take on the 501st Stormtrooper Division and win but not without losing Sub-Zero, Spider-Man and Hawkeye to blaster deaths. Supergirl, Darth Traya and the sisters from Tamaran take on the force users. All at once Supergirl uses her heat vision, Darth Traya is shooting an energy beam from her Red Lantern Ring and the Tamaran Sisters are shooting ultraviolet beams at the force users but Vader And White suit Anakin put up a force shield long enough for Darth Bane retreat, as the beams were too powerful to shield out before they ultimately die.     

4 comments:

Striders of Rohan said...

Super Kitties are Victorious with Supergirl, Starfire, Blackfire, Darth Traya, Green Arrow and Black Canary left alive.

Sith AIDS have Darth Bane left alive.

Josh the Commish said...

Good stuff Kyle. Love how Darth Bane escaped like he always does. Congrats Laya!!

Striders of Rohan said...

I figured that would be the best way to do it

Artifact said...

Nice Match Kyle!

Congrats to the kitties!