TEAM Vs. Be Gentle It's My First Time

TEAM is Hubcap, Mario, & Luigi

Be Gentle It's My First Time is Taskmaster (w/ a Yellow Lantern Ring), Chuck Norris (NOT IN A DAMN PENGUIN SUIT BECAUSE HE IS CHUCK NORRIS), & 3 Jedi Knights.


Mario and Luigi hop out of Hubcap in his car form and start playing it up for the crowd here atop Titans' Tower for the final week of the regular season. They shut the doors simultaneously and Hubcap begins to transform into his robot form. But as soon as he begins to take shape, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks the head off of the Autobot. The fight then jumps into full force as Mario begins battling all three of the Jedi Knights and Luigi goes one on one with Taskmaster.

Mario uses his cape to take out the first Jedi; but the other two catch him with their sabers turning him into regular Mario, forcing him to do a traditional head stomp on the other two Jedi. As Mario continues to bounce off the heads of his enemies, Chuck tosses the unignited lightsaber of his fallen Jedi partner at the forehead of Mario with a direct hit, sending the plumber tumbling off the Tower.

Luigi, dressed in his rare Hammer Bros. Suit, is in a pitched battle with Taskmaster who is using his own abilities and his yellow lantern ring to match Luigi's hammer attacks and duplicate them with perfect precision. Taskmaster delivers a wicked kick to Luigi that destroys his hammer bros. suit; but Luigi counters with a jumping punch that knocks the ring from Taskmaster's hand and Taskmaster off of the Tower.

Only Luigi and Norris remain atop the Tower as they stare each other down. Luigi tells Chuck that he is a big fan of Walker: Texas Ranger and that he knows what he is up against. Chuck Norris politely says: “Thank you” and then lets Luigi in on some knowledge. Chuck says: “I know you are the best character in Super Mario 2, which is why I beat the whole game using only Toad”. A third foot then came out of Chuck's beard and roundhoused Luigi all the way back to The Mushroom Kingdom.