S11 W9 - The Empire vs The Something Something Midgets

The Empire is: Leonardo (w/ blue & green Lantern rings), Michelangelo (w/ Orange Lantern ring), Donatello (w/ Indigo Lantern Ring), Raphael (w/ Red Lantern Ring), Keno (w/ a Star Sapphire), Putty #6-10.

The Little People are: He-Man

“I have the POWER!” From atop the Teen Titans tower, He-man bellows his iconic phrase as lightning strikes the power sword.

The Puttys from Power Rangers rush the Eternian prince and he effortlessly cuts them down and throws them from the tower.

“Show him what we taught ya, Dude!” Says Mikey to Keno. Keno charges He-man but with a mighty backhand swing, is cleaved in twain.

“Turtle Power!” yell the Ninja turtles.

Donnie reaches He-Man first and tries to block his attack with his staff… and loses because it’s a stick. It breaks easily in two and the sword impales so deep into his skull that it gets stuck for a second in his shell. This moment gives Mikey a chance to clime onto his back and being strangling him with a nunchuck and Raph gives him the “cell block special” by shanking him repeatedly in the sides and legs with his Sais. He-man gets his sword free in time to block Leo’s katana attack and deliver a swift kick to the chest that sends the turtle leader sliding backwards on his shell. He-man then grabs the nunchuck chain around his neck and pulls it apart. He spins around and faces Mikey who still has a firm grip on his weapon and with two quick revolutions, He-Man launches Mikey clear across the bay and into the side of a building in Jump City.

He-Man picks up his sword again, slowly this time as his abdomen is quickly spilling blood. He raises it to strike Raph but is held back by the Red Lantern ring of Raph and the Green lantern ring of Leo disarms the prince.

Leo is still trying to get off his back. He’s just rolling around over there trying to flip himself.

Mustering all the strength of Eternia he manages to push though Raphael’s ring power and get his large hands around the skull of the turtle. As he presses his enormous thumbs into the eye sockets of the most tubular of the turtles, they both let out earth shattering screams. Raph’s flailing arms manage to find one of his sais and to his final breath, continues to impale his attacker’s chiseled abdomen.

He-man struggles to find the strength to stand. He can feel his power fading and he is beginning to slip back into his princely form. He takes a look at his blood soaked hands and watches as two katana blades come clean through his chest.