S12 W8: Barkleys vs Sith Aids

Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions are: The Wither, Jill Stein, The Ween crew (The Boognish, Gene Ween, Dean Ween, Dave Dreiwitz, Claude Coleman Jr., and Glenn McClelland (All on final lives)), All Might, Nurgle The Plague Lord, Ludwig Von Koopa w/ White Lantern Ring, Zufa and Norma Cenva (Last Lives), Dr. McCoy, Uhura, Data, Scotty, Odo, Nog, Crimmel, Green Dragon #1

 

Spence and Vader’s House of Sith Aids are: Winnie the Pooh, Weapon H, Velociraptor, Utahraptor (4 deaths), Utahraptor #2, George the Albino, Lizzy, The Wolf, David son of Jesse, Maxima, Rayden, The Ninth Sister, Fire bros 1-2

 

 

The Ween Brothers and crew are playing “Ocean Man” while the fight in the forest begins. Te Wither and Green Dragon #1 rain down explosive skulls and fire on the Sith Aids as they begin their advance. Zufa and Norma Cenva use their sorcery to stop Lizzy and The Wolf who just finished devouring Crimmell. George the Albino picked up Odo and Nog and smashed their skulls together. The Enterprise crew then began shooting the beast with their phasers but they didn’t seem to do much against him and he picked up Scotty and used him as a hammer to kill Uhura and Data. Dr McCoy figured out his phaser was still on stun so after a quick adjustment he was able to shoot the beast long enough for an exploding skull from the Wither to blow them both to bits.

 

Jill Stein gets set on fire by Fire Bro #1 while she was trying to finish making her protest sign. Ludwig von Koopa avenged her by finishing off both Fire Bros and set sights on David who was praying in the forest. Divine intervention came through and Ludwig was struck by a bolt of lightning. “Thank you, Lord.” Said David to the heavens.

 

“Thank me!” said Rayden who came bursting out of the trees. He cast another bolt this time toward the sky and took down the Green Dragon who had just finished burning Winnie the Pooh to a crisp. Rayden then rushed toward Ween who then cranked all their amplifiers to 10 and everyone had to stop and cover their ears. This gave the Boognish and the Wither enough time to “Finish Him” and this left the DC heroine, Maxima with the job of sending the Wither back to the End and casting the Boognish out of existence. She then teamed up with Weapon H to kill off the Cenvas who had just bested the Ninth Sister in battle.

 

Nurgle the Plague Lord cast a plague of instant organ disintegration on  Maxima and her body turned to liquid. Weapon H quickly turned the Nurgle into a stain on a nearby tree and the Ween brothers downshifted into a soft song suitable to die to. Their fate all but sealed as the Sith Aids advanced toward their stage. “Gentlemen, “ said Dean, “It was a pleasure playing with you this evening.” His eyes fixed on Weapon H and crew coming toward them, the Ween brothers and company did not even see the Velociraptor attack from the sides along with Utahraptors #1 and #2.