Monday, April 25, 2022

Week 5: House Elves VS. Turrible Decisions

 George Washington’s House Elves: Dr. Octopus, Musterio, Green Goblin, Sandman, Electro, Vulture, Gandlaf the Grey, Iron Man, Harry Potter, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Cicada, Red She Hulk, Firelord Sozin, Ron Weasely, Shredder, Sand Worm #6-10, Nazgul #3 on Mordor Horse, Omnius, Ajax, Ginny Weasely, Hagrid, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, M. Bison, Sagat, Vega, Balrog & Zangief


Charles Barkley’s Turrible Decisions: The Wither, Omniman, Battle Beast, Recoome, Burter, Jeice, Guldo, Captain Ginyu, Deadpool, Lady Demetrescu, Guy Gardner, The Anti-Monitor, Usagi Yojimbo w/ Green Lightsaber, Ganthet, Says, Ant Man, Wasp, Agatha Harkness, Tom Bombadil, Ki Adi Mundi, Space Ghost, Galvatron, Black Goku, Robo-Barkley, Yellow Lantern Scarecrow, Darth Nihilus, Sergeant Slaughter, Red Dog, Taurus, Mercer, Booster Gold, & Hanukkah Harry in Kobe’s Private Helicopter.


In the Forest

House Elves: Gandalf the Grey, Harry Potter, Ron Weasely, Ginny Weasely, Hagrid, Sirius Black, Draco Malfoy, Lucius Malfoy, M. Bison, Sagat, Vega, Balrog, & Zangief 


Turrible Decisions: The Wither, Usagi Yojimbo w/ Green Lightsaber, Agatha Harkness, Tom Bombadil, Sergeant Slaughter, Red Dog, Taurus, Mercer, & Hanukkah Harry in Kobe’s Private Helicopter


This battle on the Playoff Planet will first start in the Forest where the House Elves have already set up a defensive position in the forest while Barkley’s will be the offensive in this area of the planet.


Barkley’s Terrible Decisions are entering the forest on foot while Hannukah Harry is in Kobe’s Private Helo up above when all of a sudden the Helo starts malfunctioning and takes a nose dive towards the ground crashing causing a huge explosion also killing some of his own teammates in the Wither, Red Dog, & Taurus.


The House Elves see the explosion and decide to go investigate it. Eventually the House Elves and Turrible Decisions run into each other and go into full on battle. Sergeant Slaughter, Mercer and Usage team up while Tom Bombadil is in the corner dancing and singing. Usagi uses his exceptional skills with a blade to make quick work of the Weasley Siblings and the Street Fighter Characters.. Usagi then goes to put in work against the Father and Son duo of Lucius and Draco Malfoy. Hagrid and Harry Potter team up to take on Sergeant Slaughter and Mercer. The GI Joe characters stood no chance against the wizards and were struck down with quite ease. Usagi then strikes Draco through his chest, killing him easily. Lucius retaliates to avenge his fallen son with the Avada Kedavra Curse, killing the Rabbit Ronin instantaneously.


The House Elves surround Agatha Harkness and thus there was a huge wizardy battle where in the end Gandalf and Harry Potter were left standing.


All that’s left of the Turrible Decisions is Tom Bombadil who is still singing and dancing. Gandalf goes up to Tom to try and strike a deal as Tom is a friend of Gandlaf’s respects his power. After a long winded talk between Gandalf and Tom, Tom snaps his fingers and disappears but also brings Harry Potter with him, thus removing them from this battle. This move leaves Gandalf the Grey alone in the Forest. He will meet up with the rest of the House Elves in the City.


In the Desert

House Elves: Sandman, Firelord Sozin, Sandworm #6-10, Omnius


Turrible Decisions: Recoome, Burter, Jerce, Guido, Captain Ginyu, Galvatron, and Black Goku


The two teams have met each other in the desert. 


The Ginyu Force begins to put in work into the Artificial Intelligent entity Omnius, while Firelord Sozin and Black Goku fight, and Sandman and the Sandworms fight Galvatron. 


Galvatron has trouble fighting against the two sand dominant forces of Sandman and the Sand Worms. Galvatron keeps shooting blasts from his gauntlet into Sandman but they either keep missing or don’t do enough damage to affect Sandman. After a while of this, two Sand Worms come up from the ground and swallow Galvatron from the bottom but the swallowing of all this metal does kill the two sand worms.


The Ginyu Force prove to be too powerful for the Omnius Artificial Intelligence entity and blow up its mortal form. The two other Sand Worms retaliate by swallowing up the Ginyu Force. All that’s left of the Turrible Decisions is Black Goku, but he is not going to go down easy. He is proving to be an overmatch for Firelord Sozin but the powerful emperor is able to stay alive long enough for the rest of his team to come help him out. The two remaining Sand Worms go to swallow Black Golu, but Black Goku is too strong and destroys the Sand Worms with ease. Sandman then goes and creates a tornado of sand around Goku causing him to not be able to do anything. Sandman and Black Goku realize the only way they might be able to take out Goku is by Firelord Sozin to surround the Sand Tornado with Fire cutting off all oxygen to Goku. The House Elves do this and are able to successfully kill Black Goku, but this also kills Sandman as well.


Firelord Sozin will team up with the rest of his teammates in the city. 


In the City


House Elves: Dr. Octopus, Mysterio, Green Goblin, Sandman, Electro, Vulture, Gandalf the Grey, Iron Man, Han Solo, Chewbacca, Luke Skywalker, Cicada, Red She Hulk, Firelord Sozin, Shredder, Nazgul #3 on his Mordor Horse, & Ajax


Turrible Decisions: Omniman Battle Beast, Deadpool, Lady Demetrescu, Guy Gardner, The Anti-Monitor, Ganthet, Says, Antman, Wasp, Ki Adi Mundi, Space Ghost, Robo Barkley, Yellow Lantern Scarecrow, Darth Nihilus and Booster Gold


Sorry guys, I fell asleep watching this match in the city and missed a lot of it. From what I see now, it is just Gandalf the Grey left for the House Elves and Omni-Man and Booster Gold is left for the Turrible Decisions. Omni-Man and Booster Gold go in and put in work against the Wizard from Middle Earth. Gandalf is blocking blows left and right from the two super powered beings. After a while Gandalf is definitely gassed so he calls to wield the Flame of Anor and his sword becomes blazen in flame. This gives him rejuvenated energy and begins to put an offensive against the Turrible Decisions. Gandlaf is throwing multiple combos using his staff and sword. Omni-Man and Booster Gold are struggling to put any sort of offensive against the Wizard and eventually Gandlaf is able to cut the head off of Omni-Man. Unfortunately Booster Gold is able to immediately retaliate with an energy projection blast through the chest of Gandlaf. 


5 comments:

Striders of Rohan said...

Turrible Decisions are Victorius!!

Turibble Decisions has Booster Gold Survive

Artifact said...

Man. Thought I had it up until the end! Gandalf put on a clinic though!

That Kobe helicopter is a death sentence yo

David Parks said...

Hannukah Harry is the kosher Jar Jar.

Nice match Kyle!

David Parks said...

The Kobecopter is used to limit my turrible power. Like weighted pants for ninja training.

Josh the Commish said...

Nice work Kyle!! And classic comments from Dave and Fizz.